1. If you download anything from the
internet and it Fails at 99%.
2. If you buy a phone for N49,999 today and
the next day the price
drops to N19,999. 3. You go to the restaurant on your first
date, and after eating
fish, the bone chokes you.
4. After working for 29 days, you get fired
without salary.
5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting.
6. After spending alot of money on a girl
then you take her to your Place for some
action and ur dick does not stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume,
your body odour still remains stronger than RAID.
8. If after Photoshopping your Picture, you
still look ugly.
9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins
R10Million from Power Ball the next day.
10. If the person that you were having a road rage with turns out to be the one
interviewing you for a job.
11. If u lied to carol that u don't have a
phone, then the phone now rings with diz
tune (looking for carol).
12. When u offer a 'beautiful girl' a lift along da road, after she enter da car it refuse to
start.
1. If you download anything from the
internet and it Fails at 99%.
2. If you buy a phone for N49,999 today and
the next day the price
drops to N19,999. 3. You go to the restaurant on your first
date, and after eating
fish, the bone chokes you.
4. After working for 29 days, you get fired
without salary.
5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting.
6. After spending alot of money on a girl
then you take her to your Place for some
action and ur dick does not stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume,
your body odour still remains stronger than RAID.
8. If after Photoshopping your Picture, you
still look ugly.
9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins
R10Million from Power Ball the next day.
10. If the person that you were having a road rage with turns out to be the one
interviewing you for a job.
11. If u lied to carol that u don't have a
phone, then the phone now rings with diz
tune (looking for carol).
12. When u offer a 'beautiful girl' a lift along da road, after she enter da car it refuse to
start.

You are cursed when you hear the word of God everyday that heaven and hell is real and you still refuse to repent from evil and deliberately choose to die without Christ.

megamank:
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Oga dis nite u still dey buy Land?

BRIGHTRIVERS:
Oga dis nite u still dey buy Land?

Na una teach me this real estate business o.

megamank:

Na una teach me this real estate business o.

Loool

You are Cursed when yu joined Nairaland since 2008 and yu've never made Front page while some1 else's first ever post on NL made front page

Nice research. Pls do research on those witch de follow. You cn go to ur village for it.

Ur curse came from DHL when after reading all this and u dnt laugh.

Mrbigman1:
Ur curse came from DHL when after reading all this and u dnt laugh.

Mrbigman1:
Ur curse came from DHL when after reading all this and u dnt laugh.

jaymejate:
Nice research. Pls do research on those witch de follow. You cn go to ur village for it.

No single witch 4 my village