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It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:15pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Surest guys of NL, Me and this babe met sometimes 8 months ago through a friend. We've bn chatting on and off since then and out of the blues she just decided she wld visit next weekend. I told her already I will be home resting all weekend and she says its ok. My challenge is, by my calculation it's 67. 856 percent green light because she knows I live alone and I know she's not dating from her bb dms and pics, I also suspect she's bn on a dry spell . I dnt want anything to mess the visit up, so I want the bad guys here to help a brother land safely. I want to get to promise land and take a slfie with moses if you know what I mean 1 Like
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Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Bacteriocin(m): 6:16pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
No go rape her oooooo. One tin I just knw is that if she is ready to do, she will do. But if she no ready, read the first line and absorb it in your brain because I don't want to see any topic on rape in the front page again o |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:18pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Bacteriocin: I no be rapist, rapists no dey ask my kind question bros |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Bacteriocin(m): 6:19pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
deyemia:I don add join my post. Go read again. |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Cutehector(m): 6:23pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Op pls dnt fvck this up... This is wat u'd do.. Cook smth nice for her... I no say make u cook indomie oooo Den u make sure there is light... U dnt want a girl to say oh gosh ur hous is hot.... Juice is berra... Dnt invyt her into ur room oooooooo 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Cutehector: Noted @ rice, was thinking wine and just movie, how will she get to the room when sitting room is so comfy and light has been good lately |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by mymissingrib(m): 6:27pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
just make her feel at home,keep her busy and give her a free hand;and dont be in a haste to bed her 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:27pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later. 3 Likes |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Solomon19(m): 6:29pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
OP WEN SHE ARRIVE AT YOUR PLACE COOK FOR HER TRY AND SIT CLOSE TO HER,THEN TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAND THAT YOUR A PALMIST SHE WILL LET YOU HOLD HER HAND THEN FROM THERE YOU.....YOU KNOW NA.. 3 Likes |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Solomon19(m): 6:30pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
firstEVA:NA SO THEM THEY USE HAMMER YOU 4 Likes |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by mymissingrib(m): 6:30pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
firstEVA:badoo |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:30pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
firstEVA: Talk sexx? I'd need more on this topic but bro, more |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Cutehector: Am sorry, but dis guy is gay Here's what u do, my young padawan. As soon as she walks in, just grab her and kiss her one time, free your mind, no dulling, yolo, ice broken. |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Cutehector(m): 6:32pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
deyemia:wine is perfect.. We need to show these ladies we aint thinkn of sex dnt go and put passsion of christ movie ooooo... Dnt even put any movie dat has sex scene in it... Find a comedy movie... E.g 1000 words starring eddie murphie, or u any comedy movie u hav in ur collection... 2 Likes |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:33pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Solomon19: I feel you bro, |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Cutehector: Nice one 2 Likes |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Cutehector(m): 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
VaselineCrew2:she is not a hookker 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by jaheymezz(m): 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
This ist eva qal na bascard!! Even her display picture lah die...lemme buy dis plot of land jhor....I'll start d buildin next week |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Just keep telemundo n one bag of pop corn for her 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:35pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
VaselineCrew2: No offence but why do you have vaseline in your handle? 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Cutehector(m): 6:37pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
firstEVA:sex? Seriously? What is wrong wit girls sef!!!! I thought dey dnt like sex on d first date.. Op.. Change of plans.. Pls bang the shittt out of her on d couch.. Make sure u put porn on tv... High definition own... |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
deyemia:yes talk sex, if she starts smiling and responding, u know she will cooperate, but if she,s uncomfortable with the topic, it's going to be tough. |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Cutehector: She don't have to be one, it's just about spontaneity |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by adedayourt(m): 6:38pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
just wana read comments |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:38pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Cutehector:girls are not all the same, some do not mind, others do. So if she's game, why not? |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:39pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Better repent and give your life to Jesus christ now . Fornication is a sin against God and against his temple (your body) 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:39pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
deyemia: Cause vaseline is the best lubricant I've found thus far for friction free masturbation |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Nobody: 6:41pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Solomon19:that works too 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Cutehector(m): 6:42pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
firstEVA:abi... |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by ITbomb(m): 6:42pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
And these are the people I'm walking around with. SMH 1 Like |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by deyemia: 6:45pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Cutehector: Haba... Someone's daughter |
Re: It's Her First Visit, I Need Sure Moves To Land My Private Jet! by Cutehector(m): 6:46pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
deyemia:me sef haba pass u.. Firsteva wey be babe come dey advice make u sexchat d babe.. Na him me I come be like 1 Like |
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