http://lebuzz.eurosport.co.uk/viral/de-gea-valdes-and-lindegaard-watch-romero-make-manchester-united-debut-1323/

Funny

elampiro:
The last one before I sleep.

They said Costa did better and they laughed at Rooney's stat yesterday.

Costa had 75% pass accuracy with only 28 passes. He had only 1 chance created and 1 shot. This is in a match Hazard had 92% pass accuracy.

Rooney had 36 or more passes yesterday with 78% accuracy. 2 chances created.

This is not to disrespect Costa, but just to tell that the pressing power of the side you play for has so much to determine in a striker's productivity.

I will likely be going on a break from here. Too many people wey their belly black many here.

mmatchday player ratings ..Rooney 4
Costa 5.5

elampiro:
The last one before I sleep.

They said Costa did better and they laughed at Rooney's stat yesterday.

Costa had 75% pass accuracy with only 28 passes. He had only 1 chance created and 1 shot. This is in a match Hazard had 92% pass accuracy.

Rooney had 36 or more passes yesterday with 78% accuracy. 2 chances created.

This is not to disrespect Costa, but just to tell that the pressing power of the side you play for has so much to determine in a striker's productivity.

I will likely be going on a break from here. Too many people wey their belly black many here.

Nigga! You really need to...............

We are UNITED!!!!.

Does it even make sense to keep De Gea this season and allow him go free while Romero is used as the 1st GK?.

Joeace3000:
Mr Elampiro will you take Wayne Rooney as your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to cherish, in sickness and health, in riches or in poverty, to self-service with or self-service to?

chrisley024:
Does it even make sense to keep De Gea this season and allow him go free while Romero is used as the 1st GK?.

Lets sell him already.. . Use the money get us a good cb, a winger and attacker... Romero, Lindergaard and Johnstone can man the post for us until next season.....

Rooney is passed it... no hope

lekkie073:
mmatchday player ratings ..Rooney 4
Costa 5.5

Don't start what you cannot win.

What rating is this? Whoscored or goal. Com or.... Or.....

Joeace3000:
Mr Elampiro will you take Wayne Rooney as your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to cherish, in sickness and health, in riches or in poverty, to self-service with or self-service to?

You must be a gay to reseason like this.

You need to get rid of sexual immorality, sexual corruption and sexual perversion from your consciousness and even subconsciousness.

Morning scummies... I bring bad news!
It appears Otamendi is headed for Manchester City, your bosses in Manchester!
MUFC were busy scouting Otamendi for Manchester City!

ElFenomeno1:
Morning scummies... I bring bad news!
It appears Otamendi is headed for Manchester City, your bosses in Manchester!
MUFC were busy scouting Otamendi for Manchester City!

Manchester your bosses since time immemorial

ElFenomeno1:
Morning scummies... I bring bad news!
It appears Otamendi is headed for Manchester City, your bosses in Manchester!
MUFC were busy scouting Otamendi for Manchester City!

So you rushed here to announce this? Must be the most exciting thing to ever happen in your life.

Scummies hyperventilating already .... Otamendi stolen under their noses!

I don't know his game but mere looking at him, you see a rock.

.........
Is he a LCB or RCB?

Whose position was threatened? Can he play the ball out of defense?

Just trying to read Gaal's mind.

Joeace3000:
Mr Elampiro will you take Wayne Rooney as your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to cherish, in sickness and health, in riches or in poverty, to self-service with or self-service to?

This got me laughing like mad.

This one has the physic of a TNA wrestler. He resembles WWE Daniel Bryan. YES! YES!! YES!!! Strikers go dey suffer.

elampiro:
This one has the physic of a TNA wrestler. He resembles WWE Daniel Bryan. YES! YES!! YES!!! Strikers go dey suffer.

no wonder.

elampiro:
This one has the physic of a TNA wrestler. He resembles WWE Daniel Bryan. YES! YES!! YES!!! Strikers go dey suffer.

From the little I've seen from him, he's similar to Vidic with goal threat. Would've been paired with Smalling who's similar to Rio.

Let's improve our attack.

Some days ago when I said on this thread, it is really heart wrenching to be a scummie fan within this transfer market, scummies nearly tore my neck out.

Ota ready to join ManShitty. I laff!

How far with De Gea? Your best player last season. You mean you will allow him to go for free next year?

chrisley024:
From the little I've seen from him, he's similar to Vidic with goal threat. Would've been paired with Smalling who's similar to Rio.

Let's improve our attack.

Which striker do we buy.

This is not about Rooney now. Let's say Rooney has flopped. So who do we buy?

ElFenomeno1:
Morning scummies... I bring bad news! It appears Otamendi is headed for Manchester City, your bosses in Manchester! MUFC were busy scouting Otamendi for Manchester City!

We don't need Otamendi....... Blind and Evans are more than capable

Pataki:
Some days ago when I said on this thread, it is really heart wrenching to be a scummie fan within this transfer market, scummies nearly tore my neck out.

Ota ready to join ManShitty. I laff!

How far with De Gea? Your best player last season. You mean you will allow him to go for free next year?

assnal has bought nothing and you're here yapping. Make I hear Benzema comes.

bigkesh:
We don't need Otamendi....... Blind and Evans are more than capable

When it is imminent you are missing out on a potential target, you resort to not needing them anyway! LOL
It is not hidden you were desperate for him... So how you can spend all summer chasing a player, then reaching a point where you appeared to have missed out and now claiming you don't need him, is baffling! LOL
Blind and Evans wont do it all season.. You need a behemoth, a ruthless and rugged CB in that backline if you are to stay within the CL qualification realm!

elampiro:


Which striker do we buy.

This is not about Rooney now. Let's say Rooney has flopped. So who do we buy?

Griezmann/Reus and Benzema (if available).

Cavani or even Saido Mane, at all at all bad pass.

ElFenomeno1:

When it is imminent you are missing out on a potential target, you resort to not needing them anyway! LOL
It is not hidden you were desperate for him... So how you can spend all summer chasing a player, then reaching a point where you appeared to have missed out and now claiming you don't need him, is baffling! LOL
Blind and Evans wont do it all season.. You need a behemoth, a ruthless and rugged CB in that backline if you are to stay within the CL qualification realm!

We need him or the manager does? What's even your point this elf?

chrisley024:
We need him or the manager does? What's even your point this elf?

Don't you guys need a CB?
If you say you don't, fair enough but I think you do and I think you are on the look out for one!

ElFenomeno1:


Don't you guys need a CB?
If you say you don't, fair enough but I think you do and I think you are on the look out for one!

This guy loves Man United. I don't see a reason why you should care about their transfer activities.

1. Which top footballer did not receive a red card in his career?

2 . Which top footballer did not receive a yellow or red card in his career?

Tval:
This guy loves Man United. I don't see a reason why you should care about their transfer activities.

Say what you want!

chrisley024:
Griezmann/Reus and Benzema (if available).

Cavani or even Saido Mane, at all at all bad pass.

Cavani? I don't like that one. I have only seen him had a good game once. When they played at Stamford Bridge last season. The rest days I saw, Asemoa Gyan would boss him.

Reus, is he a striker or a winger/midfielder?

chrisley024:
assnal has bought nothing and you're here yapping. Make I hear Benzema comes.

The media and newspapers are feeding you guys. And most entertaining is that, you scummies are the most gullible of all football fans. How many players have been linked to your team now?

Lacazette, Ronaldo, Bale, Otamendi, Sergio, etc now the latest is Benzema.

Arsenal has bought nothing? Are you drunk from the ogogoro that shekpe fans distributed yesterday evening? So we got Cech on a free transfer?

Pataki:


The media and newspapers are feeding you guys. And most entertaining is that, you scummies are the most gullible of all football fans. How many players have been linked to your team now?

Lacazette, Ronaldo, Bale, Otamendi, Sergio, etc now the latest is Benzema.

Arsenal has bought nothing? Are you drunk from the ogogoro that shekpe fans distributed yesterday evening? So we got Cech on a free transfer?

haha. OK Cech is the purchase you guys made. I pray it's only him