MhizDeedy:



Lol ogini? Dick ke? Sassy u need slap asap!!! So u want me to cheat on my husbands abi? U re wicked! Choi

Sassybae:

KingTom:

King TomFrench you see what I'm saying! You see it! Ifeoma openly challenges me! I blame myself I remember the huge cows I gave her father in exchange for her head. She has fed fat on my bushmeat and palm wine, she now challenges me openly? muwa! Obidike Nwakolobia!!! O muwa? The man who impregnated a goddess at 12:00 noon on eke market day without her losing her virginity! I was the first man to kill an elephant in this village!!! Ifeoma you have bitten more than you can chew! I shall send my kinsmen to fetch me a second wife at once!!

KingTom:

Tomfrench:




LMAO!!!!

chai !! My Elder, this is really a serious matter...why would she deny you such a basic commodity considering the nature of your job

I'll advice you to table this matter once again... before the council of elders, of " OFIA AMU LAND " in the next Eke market day.....So that we can look into it properly, before you mistakenly lash my wife

chimerase2:
e be like say dat guy self de use juju

chimerase2:
morale lesson?

KingTom:

King TomFrench you see what I'm saying! You see it! Ifeoma openly challenges me! I blame myself I remember the huge cows I gave her father in exchange for her head. She has fed fat on my bushmeat and palm wine, she now challenges me openly? muwa! Obidike Nwakolobia!!! O muwa? The man who impregnated a goddess at 12:00 noon on eke market day without her losing her virginity! I was the first man to kill an elephant in this village!!! Ifeoma you have bitten more than you can chew! I shall send my kinsmen to fetch me a second wife at once!!

Sassybae:
Ejhoor oga where you keep ggrin nah

MhizDeedy:



Lmao really Obidike? What type of lie is this? So u nau av 2 unattractive Ifeomas abi? Abi av u forgotten ayam ur wife's friend? The one from d city lol . U better stop ranting here nd dere saying trash while ur wife is dere struggling nd trying to take care of ur kids. She needs u to be a man, u this town crier!!! By d way m a married woman who is comfortable in her husband's house. Let ify be comfortable too, Nwoke ojo

2dice:

Lol... Are u scared of me so sooon ...
U no even get liver

KingTom:
I should be asking you, I've not seen him

Sassybae:
"Husbands"? You well so?

So what's the diff if I give you a new one, a cute dude in that case

MhizDeedy:



Lmao tz what then? Ayam nuh a drunk nau, u can't xpect me to be drinking up nd down abi whish type of girl is this 1 sef? U better tell that service boy '2dice to start grilling d barbecue.

MhizDeedy:



Lol come nd gimme ur liver nau

MhizDeedy:




Bia sassy tz like u av started drinking lekan's urine abi? Do u want to kill me before I av another future husband? Mbanu I wil just be observing while u guys do ur thang

KingTom:

Believe you me your highness! We shall sit over kegs of palm wine to discuss this delicate issue before I commit abomination! Lash your wife? Sire I cannot betray you like that I can't! You settled the land dispute I had with the uncouth and disrespectful Obinna, son of Umeh you put that nkpi to his place! Our people say no matter how tempting the oil in another man's pot looks, you must never DIP YOUR YAM there!

KingTom:

Itumo?

KingTom:

Ifeoma you must have hit your head somewhere you are suffering from amnesia and verbal diarrhoea!

KingTom:

King TomFrench you see what I'm saying! You see it! Ifeoma openly challenges me! I blame myself I remember the huge cows I gave her father in exchange for her head. She has fed fat on my bushmeat and palm wine, she now challenges me openly? muwa! Obidike Nwakolobia!!! O muwa? The man who impregnated a goddess at 12:00 noon on eke market day without her losing her virginity! I was the first man to kill an elephant in this village!!! Ifeoma you have bitten more than you can chew! I shall send my kinsmen to fetch me a second wife at once!!

2dice:
oya tell me joor... Like seriously

2dice:

Mtcheww .. No respect for ya Elders ...

asumo12:
which of the queen?







me missed u?



i dont get ?

Sassybae:
Nope lekan's sperm

Oya put on the gown and start coming, with no pant nd bra please

MhizDeedy:



Got it from Dharmie

Tomfrench:


Choi women...

calm down Mazi Obidike..... i was there when you impregnated that goddess at 12:00 noon, beside the market square,

you're one of the most successful hunters this village has ever produced, as your Igwe, I plead with you to forgive her(Ifeoma) ....biko...our people say that "if you can't taste the oil because of the yam, please taste the yam because of the oil "

KingTom:

E dey page 1

2dice:
Dharmie... Deedy... The connection is what am not getting..

Sassybae:
Nope lekan's sperm

Oya put on the gown and start coming, with no pant nd bra please

MhizDeedy:



Ok I wil be waiting for tomfrench to come pick me up



What wil u be wearing sef? Bikini?

Tomfrench:
i don't pick "pantless and braless" people o

kinglekan:


That's why you are a darling.

Yes oooo!! Its part timeee

*shakiti bobo*