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Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by shiki(m): 11:09am On Aug 21, 2015
How do you do then
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by ginamkpe: 11:11am On Aug 21, 2015
How do you do.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Gudsyd(f): 11:18am On Aug 21, 2015
the correct response is 'how do you too?'
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Ay04z(m): 11:19am On Aug 21, 2015
oohhh I remember my English teacher when I was in jss 3 ....he beat d hell out of us in d class DAT DAT day ..wen he ask us the question DAT how do u do?all us kip saying fine one by one.....he later say if someone ask us how do u do? d response should be how do u do also?....
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Atlantian: 11:25am On Aug 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Wow really? Isn't it just like the more polite version of 'what's up?' Meaning that a legitimate answer isn't expected, you're not supposed to actually say how you're doing just supposed to give a generic 'I'm fine'. So what do you find intrusive there if you don't mind me asking grin
I always feel like no one who is incapable of solving a situation has no reason to ask how you are doing with a situation. Sincerely, I always feel insulted when asked "How are you ?", I hate that question. I dont see it as a greeting, I see it as a probe. I hate being probed about my situations.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by georgeonaya(m): 11:38am On Aug 21, 2015
I did always go with " i am very well thank you" when asked how do u do?
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by delishpot: 11:46am On Aug 21, 2015
You ask the asker HOW DO YOU DO. Both of you are eager to know each other as this is your first time of meeting. To know how each of you do. This is not a question to know how you are doing as per personaly. Its a question to know your psychology grin. So you should also nod anf ask the other person how do you do?
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 21, 2015
When I was in pry/school in the 90s,we used to joke over it. When the teacher asks,"how do you do? We will say,gbogbo wa la dudu ni Nigeria.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by haazybanj: 12:07pm On Aug 21, 2015
lampardizik:
Hello Nairalanders
so yesterday i learnt that the correct response to "how do you do?" is "how do you do".
it made no sense to me because i thought the logical response would be "fine" or "good" or stuffs like that,that is why i have brought this to NL to clarify. So professors in the house,let us know which is the correct response to "How Do You Do?".
"fine" or "how do you do"

The Right Response is

I DO DO FINE
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 21, 2015
Atlantian:
I always feel like no one who is incapable of solving a situation has no reason to ask how you are doing with a situation. Sincerely, I always feel insulted when asked "How are you ?", I hate that question. I dont see it as a greeting, I see it as a probe. I hate being probed about my situations.
Lol. So if they can't help you, you just want them to shut up is that?
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Heymus(m): 12:21pm On Aug 21, 2015
How do you do is the best answer. I have leant that more than 15yrs ago. But have never for once respond how do you do with how do you do. Just doesnt make any sense to me. I will just say fine and you?
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Atlantian: 12:21pm On Aug 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Lol. So if they can't help you, you just want them to shut up is that?
Yes! Of what use is asking "How are you ?" and you see people in serious needs and problems retorting the usual response "fine"; Meanwhile, he or she is NOT far from being 'fine'. How are you ? should mean ...How is your situation, are you alright ? Can I be of help ?
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by ahamonyeka(m): 12:25pm On Aug 21, 2015
The correct response is and how do you do
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
Atlantian:
Yes! Of what use is asking "How are you ?" and you see people in serious needs and problems retorting the usual response "fine"; Meanwhile, he or she is NOT far from being 'fine'. How are you ? should mean ...How is your situation, are you alright ? Can I be of help ?
It's just a social pleasantry nah. People don't actually wanna know about each other's problems cause everyone's got their own. But it's still rude not to ask after people, so we all ask and we all pretend.
It's even more odd to actually start telling people how you're doing when they ask. That's just life my dear we can't change that grin

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Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Atlantian: 12:43pm On Aug 21, 2015
MrsPhyno:

It's just a social pleasantry nah. People don't actually wanna know about each other's problems cause everyone's got their own. But it's still rude not to ask after people, so we all ask and we all pretend.
It's even more odd to actually start telling people how you're doing when they ask. That's just life my dear we can't change that grin

These ready-made question and answer greetings pattern is an archaic invention of our yesterday. I prefer greetings like "Good morning" "good afternoon" and "good evening" as well as "good night". But "How are you ?" my answer should be "none of your business", "How do you do?" My answer should be silence.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by osomegbe(m): 12:55pm On Aug 21, 2015
how do you do too.
or simply
How do you do.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by mekeloby: 1:24pm On Aug 21, 2015
This is my personal assistants response.

Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by bobkezel(m): 1:31pm On Aug 21, 2015
Growing up i was taught that the correct response was ''and how do you do too?''. I swallowed it line, hook and sinker. But now i am grown, i feel you respond back with any meaningful response you feel comfortable with.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by class0247: 1:40pm On Aug 21, 2015
How do you do?

I am doing fine
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by uniqueren(f): 1:41pm On Aug 21, 2015
Person: How do u do?
Ngozi: Edum nga mu du



Abi u no knw??
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Halaz(m): 2:15pm On Aug 21, 2015
the response should be " How do you do too."
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by OLUWAFUNMISE(f): 2:32pm On Aug 21, 2015
mr A- How do you do?
mr B- How do you do?
mr A- are you okay?
mr B- are you okay?
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by olafum1(m): 2:43pm On Aug 21, 2015
missKiffy:

cheesy you dis pple will nt kill somebody wit laugh

grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by vivaciousvivi(f): 2:56pm On Aug 21, 2015
lampardizik I read somewhere years ago that the right response is also "how do you do"
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by freecocoa(f): 2:59pm On Aug 21, 2015
uniqueren:
Person: How do u do?
Ngozi: Edum nga mu du



Abi u no knw??
Kai! You people are crazy on here.grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by donkennyakademy(m): 3:16pm On Aug 21, 2015
how do you do too
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Toks2008(m): 3:20pm On Aug 21, 2015
holysina:


lol, for their mind they want to confuse us, any how them like make them change am, we go help them polish am. wink wink


Gbam. End of story
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Taiwo20(m): 3:23pm On Aug 21, 2015
lampardizik:


missionary ke

I do missionary style.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by kentozybee(m): 3:28pm On Aug 21, 2015
The Right Response Na Gbogbo WA LA Dudu Ni Naijiriya
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by UpLoyo: 3:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
lampardizik:
Hello Nairalanders
so yesterday i learnt that the correct response to "how do you do?" is "how do you do".
it made no sense to me because i thought the logical response would be "fine" or "good" or stuffs like that,that is why i have brought this to NL to clarify. So professors in the house,let us know which is the correct response to "How Do You Do?".
"fine" or "how do you do"

The right response is saying "How do you do" as well, it is not a question really, it's like someone saying "good morning" you also say "good morning" back in response. It's really not a question, though it sounds like one. It's a greeting.
Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by Anjasor(m): 3:51pm On Aug 21, 2015
flipflop:
The best reply to "how do you do?" Is "Very well, thank you"
"Very well thank you" flipflop. You made my day.

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Re: What Is The Right Response To "How Do You Do? by jaguda(m): 4:00pm On Aug 21, 2015
Guess it's, "How do you do too"

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