My female friend joined me in Uyo yesterday night. well the night was good, except for the broken condom.

Now she has been sulking all morning in the room saying she has a pig body and surely going to get pregnant.

I just have to leave her for the pool side, I cant deal with emotional females today.

But what she said got me wondering.

What does it mean to have a pig body?

She easily get pregnant!u better zip up,if u r not ready to b a father

prettythicksme:
She easily get pregnant,u better zip up,if u r not ready to b a father

Even if its a drop of sperm is that normal?

The thing is I don't believe in the piggy theory, I think she is just looking to get serious.

By the way, Uyo is looking sweet

Wondering where the Uyo females on NL are not sending messages

All hail the soon to be papa!

Why not ask the Miss piggy

That's kinda hilarious. Is she overweight? Or maybe she has a distorted image of herself. Most girls are like that sometimes. They say funny things to the point where you're not sure if they're either looking for reassurance, fishing for compliments or just have self esteem issues. You should have said something positive & you'd have seen how quickly the mood would have shifted. She could also be secretly crushing on you & was simply gauging for a reaction to test the waters, so to speak.

Girls can be funny I remember one asking that i get her pregnancy testing kit in the middle of the night. She believed she was pregnant even though I wear condom and plus I no even release.

That gurl don born b4 and pigbody means she easily take in....op u af a babymama already

And now she is talking to the portars for location to pharmacy.

The embarrassing thing is, except they are dumb they will easily figure out we bleeped and she is looking for contraceptives.

This girl is bent on making sure I don't do any other parols in this hotel

Lilyomi:
All hail the soon to be papa!

Not possible dear.

PunkyVeer:
That's kinda hilarious. Is she overweight? Or maybe she has a distorted image of herself. Most girls are like that sometimes. They say funny things to the point where you're not sure if they're either looking for reassurance, fishing for compliments or just have self esteem issues. You should have said something positive & you'd have seen how quickly the mood would have shifted. She could also be secretly crushing on you & was simply gauging for a reaction to test the waters, so to speak.

. Grammar!!! aahhhh my head!!

oy13:
. Grammar!!! aahhhh my head!!

What's wrong with my grammar, grammar nazi? Take a chill pill for that headache & then beat it! The irony!

NewNigeriaMind:
My female friend joined me in Uyo yesterday night. well the night was good, except for the broken condom.

Now she has been sulking all morning in the room saying she has a pig body and surely going to get pregnant.

I just have to leave her for the pool side, I cant deal with emotional females today.

But what she said got me wondering.

What does it mean to have a pig body?

Lol @ 'pig body' . Did she say it in Yoruba?

ziddy:


Lol @ 'pig body' . Did she say it in Yoruba?

Naa she is igbo I thought you all knew my baby is igbo

Another way of telling us you fûçk last night.I pray she get belle sha

PunkyVeer:


What's wrong with my grammar, grammar nazi? Take a chill pill for that headache & then beat it! The irony!

more like your grammer is right on point..

Why not calm her down and go to the pharmacist to locate the contraceptive, instead of allowing her to embarrass both of you like that

As for the pig body, Im still a learner in pidgin sha, I no know

Every minute you waste here, the egg is dividing into two...

omoharry:
more like your grammer is right on point..

*hugs*

Gurgle:
Why not calm her down and go to the pharmacist to locate the contraceptive, instead of allowing her to embarrass both of you like that

As for the pig body, Im still a learner in pidgin sha, I no know

Every minute you waste here, the egg is dividing into two...

which egg is dividing into two why are some of you so wicked

PunkyVeer:


*hugs*

A question, are you really in SA?

NewNigeriaMind:


which egg is dividing into two why are some of you so wicked

The one that your mighty and able sperm fertilized last night, in the brilliant, cool and calm city of Uyo

You thought its the one I ate yesterday afternoon that Im talking about, lie lie

Gurgle:


The one that your mighty and able sperm fertilized last night, in the brilliant, cool and calm city of Uyo

You thought its the one I ate yesterday afternoon that Im talking about, lie lie

Lol....have a great weekend dear.

NLanders are just insanely naughty peeps today.

NewNigeriaMind:


A question, are you really in SA?

Yebo yes. Hoekom/why?

NewNigeriaMind:


Lol....have a great weekend dear.

NLanders are just insanely naughty peeps today.

Lol and you too sir. stay out of trouble

We're always naughty na

PunkyVeer:


Yebo yes. Hoekom/why?

Ok coming to your country soon, joburg to be precise, pretty soon if the club opening here goes according to schedule

What do you do?

Pig body...she is very fertile, gets pregnant easily and probably gives birth to multiple babies.



The question is, how does dhe know she's got pig body?

ANS: she's had multiple or one abortion(s) in the past. Probably had a pregnancy go full term and had a baby u do not know about.

ahsekeena:
Pig body...she is very fertile, gets pregnant easily and probably gives birth to multiple babies.



The question is, how does dhe know she's got pig body?

ANS: she's had multiple or one abortion(s) in the past. Probably had a pregnancy go full term and had a baby u do not know about.

Wow.......I haven't thought about it this way.

NewNigeriaMind:


Ok coming to your country soon, joburg to be precise, pretty soon if the club opening here goes according to schedule

What do you do?

Wow, that's nice. Jo'burg is big. Where about? Enjoy your visit & bring me some Nigerian goodies

PunkyVeer:


*hugs*

Thanks