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How GOD Edits Your Prayer by quicyvictor(m): 11:01am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Praying to God is comforting; even without seeing answers, it's assuring. But the reason why many prayer points go unanswered is the nature of the prayers selfishness. MAN'S PRAYER & GOD'S EDITION Man : GOD; this my neighbour disturbing my life, don't let her have rest of mind... GOD : If i didn't give her rest of mind, how will she stop disturbing you. Man : God, provide for me so as to help mr X.... GOD : (Shaking His Head) Why can't you tell me to provide directly for him, why must it pass through you... the little you have, you can't share it with him. Man : Before the end of this year, make me a multi millionaire.... GOD : If i make you a multi millionaire now, you will forget me this time next year. Man : Every enemy in my work place, begin to destroy them... GOD : I know you are referring to Mr Y. You didn't know Mr Y is also praying for your destruction. if I'm to answer you both, i will destroy you both. Man : As i'm going on this job interview, i don't want the employers to see anything good in my co-job seekers. GOD : I know you came out with second class but your situation is not as bad as those you came out with first class. Man : I want to be the world greatest.... the world best.....the world richest..... i want to rule ..... GOD : AHHH, MY PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO SELFISH. THEY ALWAYS WANT TO EMBEZZLE EVERY GOOD THING THROUGH THEIR PRAYERS. add yours 1 Like
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Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by ATMC(f): 11:03am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Interesting @2 |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by bisolashakirah: 11:07am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Every enemy from my Father house, FATHER destroy them Pls....are they not your relation 1 Like |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by quicyvictor(m): 11:19am On Aug 23, 2015 |
funny |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by menesheh(m): 11:21am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Some people know the mind of god more than god knew himself. I salute sir for knowing much about god and the way he thinks and behaviors. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by marshalcarter: 11:25am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Lol 9ja style sha |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by dada01(m): 11:26am On Aug 23, 2015 |
secretary to the government of the heavebs.
I HAIL U O |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by dada01(m): 11:26am On Aug 23, 2015 |
secretary to the government of the heavens.
I HAIL U O 1 Like |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by Nobody: 11:32am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Lol..... *Me thinking* A million years is a day to the Lord and day is like a million years* Me praying: Father please give me just 1million God answers: *gives me 1 thousand* Me: but Father?....... I.... God interrupting: it's the same to me you know with a grin like this *me thinking* dumb head! Why didn't you ask for 1 thousand instead |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by Visocrate(m): 11:36am On Aug 23, 2015 |
if no be say today na Sunday eh I for carry cane , why you come dey joke and call God like that na thou shall not call the name of thy lord in vein
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Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by Nobody: 11:43am On Aug 23, 2015 |
MAN : god please remove malaria from my family GOD : go and keep your environment clean to avoid mosquitoes. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by AdeniyiA(m): 2:41pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
menesheh: 1 Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ. |
Re: How GOD Edits Your Prayer by menesheh(m): 3:47pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
AdeniyiA: we have the mind of christ we have the mind of christ we have the mind of christ we have the mind of christ we have the mind of christ provide the lyrics ooh tinti chanti ticha tinti chanti ticha tinti chanti ticha we have the mind of christ we have the mind of christ we have the mind of christ how do the mind of christ looks like? how do the mind of christ looks like? how do the mind of christ looks like? oohh fvck, you are not a good musician. me na wizkid |
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