ladies of nowadays eh .....hardly vocal and with complex body language, they still expect you to be able to understand them and decode their every behavioral gimmicks.

for me, I'm done with solving mysteries, cus I'm no Robert Langdon. once a lady joins me in my crib and spend more than 30 minutes, she wants the Koko.........and unless I'm just not into her, or in the mood, I must definitely straff her.


last bullet: any lady who comes over to your place and;
a. asks if the door is locked from time to time.

b. see fun in nothing else in your crib than just you, even when you're advertising the hottest telemundo in town to her.

c.watches you with this cold stare like an abandoned owl while you're talking (her mind no just dey for your gist at all at all ).

d. tells you to your face that you are boring even when you funny pass Tosyn2much etc.......is h0rny and wants to get laid. Don't pity her, fu(k her without apologies.

Tell am say make she come again and stay one night and she would confirm BURANTASHI action..

SPG4U:
You are a good guy for respecting her...

Tell her to come around that d last time she came u had something heavy in ur mind

She will be worried and want to come around

Den u can grant her desire


But do not tell her u were respecting her in the first place or else she will now feel cheap



She is ur best friend make her happy, sex is a good thing if both of u are ready

very noted

but girls are complicated attimes, if you had made a move she would say, "am disappointed in you". But as you form saint, which i know you are not, you don turn "dull guy" for her eyes. At times it's a 50:50 thing.

You should be my best friend

Sexologist:

Scammer!

Come here lemme scam you!

Sexologist:


Na una go dey keep best friends...(with benefits) lolz ....

Nah! That was back in d days. Not now.


Now, guys fall in love with their female best friends. I blame hollywood for this.


I want me a male best friend that I can jump on playfully, sleep on same bed, even shower 2geda with no thought of sex at all. (like 2 9yr olds with innocence).

I am surprised by women. If they need money, they demand it vehemently. When they want shopping, they demand it profusely. When they want assistance for their families they demand it like life depends on it. But when they want sex, they close their mouths and expect you to know it. These are special creatures. Gentlemen, when a lady agrees to sleep on the same bed with you, she wants something in the valleys of her thighs. Just to be sure, always wrap your hands around them while sleeping, to gauge the mood. If there is mild resistance, na initial gra gra, do the needful, but if she jumps out of the bed, she means it. That is when you apologize.

Please be guided, dont fall our hands.

pinkbee:


Nah! That was back in d days. Not now.


Now, guys fall in love with their female best friends. I blame hollywood for this.


I want me a male best friend that I can jump on playfully, sleep on same bed, even shower 2geda with no thought of sex at all. (like 2 9yr olds with innocence).

Prov 6 vs 27.
Can a goat be put together with a yam in a room looking at dis sexual immorality infected world of ours?

kingsfield:

Prov 6 vs 27.
Can a goat be put together with a yam in a room looking at dis sexual immorality infected world of ours?

The answer is 'YES'.

Tie the goat with a strong rope on one side of room and keep the yam one the other side of the room.

pinkbee:


The answer is 'YES'.

Tie the goat with a strong rope on one side of room and keep the yam one the other side of the room.

It takes the SPIRIT OF GOD n a sound mind that z devoid of evil thought for one to live a chaste live.
Phil. 4 vs 8

kingsfield:

Prov 6 vs 27.
Can a goat be put together with a yam in a room looking at dis sexual immorality infected world of ours?

Bwahahahaha! I don die!

pinkbee:


Nah! That was back in d days. Not now.


Now, guys fall in love with their female best friends. I blame hollywood for this.


I want me a male best friend that I can jump on playfully, sleep on same bed, even shower 2geda with no thought of sex at all. (like 2 9yr olds with innocence).

This kind of your best friends only exist in planet Saturn .

Ramos16:

sorry, no vex, was confused and just needing opinions

Guy! How old are you? You must be a teenager!!!

Ginaz:
lol, this scene reminds me of a Chinese movie I watched, they were doing "chan shin shu chan" the actor na vex and blow the boss, the boss fell and broke his neck.

how can beautiful girl like u smoke weed

chocolateme:
Its not too late, call her back now and grant her the desires of her heart since she is so blinded to observe the respect you accorded her.
Tomorrow they will say that guys don't have levels of self control.
Mtschrwww!!

Best comment ever..for the fact that is coming from a female.

Ebiz12:
I wonder why normal friendship between opposite sex is so complicated,somehow one would be expecting sex and the other is tagged selfish or a fool for not giving in.


Why can't a guy and girl just be friends and just let it remain like that.

Because Adam and Eve are not Just Friends...

Maamin:

Bwahahahaha! I don die!

Pls don't ok cos ur casket size isn't available.

Ramos16:
I am not good at telling long story, so this will be short, My best friend, a girl, had a boyfriend, whom i do not really relate to, their relationship had issues so she decided to take a break.
She called and asked if she could come to my place, i agreed, and was happy to have her, as even i had to just had a break up.
Long story short, she spent three days in my place, we ate from the same plate, and slept on the same bed for three days but i never touched her or made advance.
When she left my place, she called and asked if i am okay, that something must be wrong with me for not having sex with her or even touching her once througout when she was with me.
My honest thought through out her stay was that i was trying to help a friend who was heart broken, so i played the gentleman.
My people pls help me oh. Did i do wrong?

Chai, I wish I would have this kinda boyfriend with supper self control coz its almost impossible to see guys like this

op you fall my hand o haba,fine you did good by respecting her however if she needed respect she wouldnt have spent a whooping 3days choi,abeg go out now buy castle lager beer(cream) down 3 bottles then ring the babe and make up for those 3 wasted days.

kingsfield:

Pls don't ok cos ur casket size isn't available.

Hahahaha..for where! Me no reach O!

SexyStrawberry:


Chai, I wish I would have this kinda boyfriend with supper self control coz its almost impossible to see guys like this

What is that Eldee's song tittle again sef!


Emmmmm! "Na Wash"

Maamin:

This kind of your best friends only exist in planet Saturn .

It's the kind that the OP is practicing

Op, you for even suck her booby, then .............................

Women with their wahala.You no do, problem, you do, problem.You give respect, problem, you no give respect, wahala. Tufiakwa

Maamin:

What is that Eldee's song tittle again sef!

Emmmmm! "Na Wash"

Really?

Tundeiab:

Guy! How old are you? You must be a teenager!!!

lol, what, so now only teenagers are allowed to be confused? Well am not a teenager, it will be unfair to pull any tricks on her then, and it will totally change the dynamics of our relationship however it went

YOU NO WELL. So na we go tell you wetin u want?

chocolateme:
Its not too late, call her back now and grant her the desires of her heart since she is so blinded to observe the respect you accorded her.
Tomorrow they will say that guys don't have levels of self control.
Mtschrwww!!

A girl saying this? That's awesome!

chocolateme:
Its not too late, call her back now and grant her the desires of her heart since she is so blinded to observe the respect you accorded her.
Tomorrow they will say that guys don't have levels of self control.
Mtschrwww!!

You really look chocolate

its really good that you DID NOT SLEEP WITH HER. ..at least you are better than her ex.. she will surely thank one day