airmark:
Omo neymar is supposed to be a rapper oo. See punchlines against man utd :

I did nt say I will leave Barcelona, united should go for sadio mane instead, I don't just want to live in Manchester. I am a top class Brazilian, Anderson is the only Brazilian I know that is desperate to join united's team. Last season I won treble, so Barcelona is the best team in the world while united is not even the best team in manchester. Take Sergio and pedro for instance, their agents were speaking with ed, but following week, Sergio signed a new deal for Madrid and Chelsea stole pedro and you think I would sign for a team that get snubbed like this? Luis Enrique let me play my football but van gaal will sabotage it. I will be playing long balls and become normal like januzaj. I am messi's protégé in nou camp, do you think I want to be rooney's protégé? I would be the one teaching him things. How will anyone think I will swap attack of suarez and messi for rooney and Ashley young? for rooney I hate shrek movies. And as for Ashley young the most notable moment of his career was when a bird shit in his mouth.

cc coogar , dopejemi , Pataki, hensben, nihilist , ibime, chelseafan1
HORROR

Skiibi are you kidding me?
You mean you don't know me

nonsoroyalty:
Na who come dey answer DashMeYansh


Man. U fans

airmark:
Omo neymar is supposed to be a rapper oo. See punchlines against man utd :

I did nt say I will leave Barcelona, united should go for sadio mane instead, I don't just want to live in Manchester. I am a top class Brazilian, Anderson is the only Brazilian I know that is desperate to join united's team. Last season I won treble, so Barcelona is the best team in the world while united is not even the best team in manchester. Take Sergio and pedro for instance, their agents were speaking with ed, but following week, Sergio signed a new deal for Madrid and Chelsea stole pedro and you think I would sign for a team that get snubbed like this? Luis Enrique let me play my football but van gaal will sabotage it. I will be playing long balls and become normal like januzaj. I am messi's protégé in nou camp, do you think I want to be rooney's protégé? I would be the one teaching him things. How will anyone think I will swap attack of suarez and messi for rooney and Ashley young? for rooney I hate shrek movies. And as for Ashley young the most notable moment of his career was when a bird shit in his mouth.

cc coogar , dopejemi , Pataki, hensben, nihilist , ibime, chelseafan1
HORROR

nonsoroyalty:

But joke apart I pity for that school fees part


Pataki e don do abeg

dopeJemi:
Pataki abeg ignore that guy, and to think he's from Warri, same place i'm from he's just letting me down

tess1:
UEFA Champions League group stage draw pot
POT 1
Barcelona, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Benfica, PSG, Zenit, PSV
POT 2
Real Madrid, Athletico, Porto, Arsenal, Man Utd, Valencia, Leverkusen, Man City
POT 3
Shakhtar Donesk, Sevilla, Lyon, Dinamo Kyiv, Olympiacos, CSKA, Galastasaray, Roma
POT 4
BATE Borisov, Monchengladbach, Wolfsburg, Dynamo Zagreb, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Gent, Malmo, Astana

Pataki:




I am not gonna insult him again. I even regret I did in the first place. I should have rather taken my time first to read his profile before engaging him whatsoever.

Sorry manure fans for polluting your thread.

Goodnight y'all.


PS:
That Neymar story is pure hogwash abeg. LOL

dopeJemi:
Airmark, you believe that a professional footballer would say things like that? Really?


C'mon

nonsoroyalty:

Erm airmark I no come fight u
But just tell me u didn't think that video u saw on facebook sportbible is true?
Or are u just joking?
E go pain me to know say u believe am

Pataki:




I am not gonna insult him again. I even regret I did in the first place. I should have rather taken my time first to read his profile before engaging him whatsoever.

Sorry manure fans for polluting your thread.

Goodnight y'all.


PS:
That Neymar story is pure hogwash abeg. LOL

PietroRico:
psv kyiv Astana and United it is

funlord:



Awwww! How cute! Its funny when you try to type about things you don't understand yet! Its not a crime to be daft so stop feeling bad!
Look boy your selfie has revealed a lot about not only your present state or in your case maybe I should I say local government of mind as well as your health status! You look unhealthy, thin, balding and with puss filled craters forming a disorganised matrix all over your face! You look gayer than a.I.d.s and also like a terminal chemo patient at the same time!
If a crackhead saw you in the flesh, he'd think he actually needs to go on a diet. I hope that your boyfriend actually feeds you food from time to time in addition to your daily diet of _penis and _sperm? Because as of now you really look like you're getting ready for a trip to ethiopia! Get your scuzzy self checked ok?

Pataki:


You are partaking in long distance education, yet you keep failing exams? Is your destiny set on LONG DISTANCE FAILURE?

JigsawKillah:
Even Sinizia
Same dude who got washed in and out by a female in the Rap Section



These Orangutans are feeling too fly!

airmark:
Omo neymar is supposed to be a rapper oo. See punchlines against man utd :

I did nt say I will leave Barcelona, united should go for sadio mane instead, I don't just want to live in Manchester. I am a top class Brazilian, Anderson is the only Brazilian I know that is desperate to join united's team. Last season I won treble, so Barcelona is the best team in the world while united is not even the best team in manchester. Take Sergio and pedro for instance, their agents were speaking with ed, but following week, Sergio signed a new deal for Madrid and Chelsea stole pedro and you think I would sign for a team that get snubbed like this? Luis Enrique let me play my football but van gaal will sabotage it. I will be playing long balls and become normal like januzaj. I am messi's protégé in nou camp, do you think I want to be rooney's protégé? I would be the one teaching him things. How will anyone think I will swap attack of suarez and messi for rooney and Ashley young? for rooney I hate shrek movies. And as for Ashley young the most notable moment of his career was when a bird shit in his mouth.

Memes
HORROR

llaykorn:

Haha. Have a nice time serving them dinner then!
And, siniz.ia? Is he here?

Pataki:


The more I browse through your profile here, I am rather persuaded to pity you. You are nothing but a cheapskate.

Your Open University study life is a struggle. Yet you have the temerity to come here and banter with me. You are the same person who posted this in January, this year:

Look here boy, just go and face your studies. Get the required education your parents desire for your life. I am sure, your parents do not know that you spend more than half of your useless life posting foolish rap lines on a forum, while failing your Open University exams and not registering for courses on time.

I would only be wasting my time in foolishness if you expect me to keep engaging you in back and forth insults when I have now realized how difficult life is for you. Obasanjo is a graduate from Open University. Face your studies, and you can one day claim to be a graduate too.

PietroRico:
psv kyiv Astana and United it is

AirborneLacer:
Well, our Man of the Match and Most Valuable Player of the Series goes to Funlord.

He was such an outstanding player, nearly always the one who made the most impact in the game. Winning aerial duels, lunging in tackles, making countless interceptions, clearances and blockings. If this was to be a fantasy game, dude is on a hell of bonus points.

He was more direct and effective with his lines. Never dancing around with words and overflogging them like many were doing lastnite.

Succession to the Manyoo Diss throne is determined by legitimacy and competence. Under common law, the crown is inherited by an individual who is a mancunian and who has shown how ruthless he can be with words. The Bill of Rights 1689 and the Act of Settlement 1701, both of them as amended in January 2015, restrict the succession to the throne by mere written english and posting of graduation gowns' pictures.

Lord coogar is the present sovereign and his heir apparent is the promising Funlord, the brah that had Arsenal's Diss Champ ELFM decimated beyond recognition.

From the commentary team, Nihilist and I, it's bye for now.

StarBoard:
kai,
Boyz are vicious o.
Na to dey fly low for hia.

Funlord. . . . .no further comments. . .before I get my a $$ handed to me.