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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 2:32pm On Aug 30, 2015
nigerianium:

Just like the incestous ørgies with your folks.

'Cause you get paid to act zoophilic _porn scenes with MONKEYS doesn't mean you're gainfully employed.

You're so dumb you search GOOGLE to spell "GOOGLE" correctly.

Your buccal cavity knows its way around dicks so well that you swallom thoracic probes the size of a sewage pipe without analgesicscheesy.

You were so molested that the first dictated word you spelt right was 'ANUS'.

You mother should be blamed though, she did preggy ørgies so much that your developing foetus knew about fellatios before its sixth month. Now you know why the dent on your cranium is so expandedcheesy.

You progeny of a dypsophiliac midget. You mum drank alcohol so much that undiluted ethanol served as the amniotic fluid in her womb.

Well, alcohol decolourises which explains why you were born as a partly pachydermous Down's Syndrome blue baby.
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jeeeeeeezzzzzzz.!
See deadly punches on diçk.! shocked shocked

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
come na.. Let's play... embarassed


Play what? Play with sand? embarassed
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:
Wait o, who told you we're discussing ukpaka here?? Gerrout joor, we talking about gurls who look and dress like super-models, not a rag wearing ugly nkechi looking dirty village thing like you. GET LOST!!, we'll call you when NL opens pageants for house girls.
bluffing!that sound romantic....did you say rag?hmmm but how come you dnt even have one??i knw your problem,being what i am,i will prefer i never see this,smile smile smile!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 2:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
nigerianium:

Just like the incestous ørgies with your folks.

'Cause you get paid to act zoophilic _porn scenes with MONKEYS doesn't mean you're gainfully employed.

You're so dumb you search GOOGLE to spell "GOOGLE" correctly.

Your buccal cavity knows its way around dicks so well that you swallom thoracic probes the size of a sewage pipe without analgesicscheesy.

You were so molested that the first dictated word you spelt right was 'ANUS'.

You mother should be blamed though, she did preggy ørgies so much that your developing foetus knew about fellatios before its sixth month. Now you know why the dent on your cranium is so expandedcheesy.

You progeny of a dypsophiliac midget. You mum drank alcohol so much that undiluted ethanol served as the amniotic fluid in her womb.

Well, alcohol decolourises which explains why you were born as a partly pachydermous Down's Syndrome blue baby.
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here we go again.

are you done picking up a line from where you store them ? of cus that's is your daily job wink

No!!! I am not going to support Biafra if you like hate me like shiiiit smiley

You type silly grammar but you gat E8 in English language wtf!

you spend hours typing this shitt? na wa ooooo grin

when will Kingsley get a Job to kill his time ? embarassed even if na gala and lacasera just help him if you have the power , romancelanders .

I need a cleaner in my apartment, will you mind applying ? wink since you are homeless, jobless,senseless,mannerless,stupidd,crazy,nuisance and brainless.


I am not supporting Biafra tongue

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
I'm a faithful lover tongue
Twaci:
Don't lemme "CC" your own now undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
Twaci:
I am done with u cry

Mhizdeedy he is all yours smiley
I duno I should run after... U or mhizdeedy like dey do in d movies...


Reminds me of the movie chasing papi... Where 3 ladies sofia vegara and co chase one guy.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
hahahahahahaga..sorry to burst your bubbles dude,you make no sense...and what is up there is outright rubbish!
Who is this fat-faced _bastard? Oops! It's the fugliest gyno-humanoid on Nairaland who took down her picture after she was dissed?

Pray tell, why does you face look like toasted bread floating in drainage water?

Even Lady Fiona of Shrek series would discriminate against you.♦

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
cmon go and sitdown child wit ur mates like durent.... People who think dey can hav my attention by tryn to quote me...
ur nursery outdated attention you say,
Yhu not ashamed of ur level of idiocy.!
Sex starved, cùnt-worshipinq toad.!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
Twaci:
Don't lemme "CC" your own now undecided
Ehh cc it pls
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
nigerianium:
Who is this fat-faced _bastard? Oops! It's the fugliest gyno-humanoid on Nairaland who took down her picture after she was dissed?

Pray tell, why does you face look like toasted bread floating in drainage water?

Even Lady Fiona of Shrek series would discriminate against you.♦
chai cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:

You cant even string up words, you to resort to calling your self a bastard! grin. Boy, you need to write a strongly worded apology letter to you mom for shitting a retarded scum like you into this earth. Your brain can only boast of being a second faster than a snail. I know you've run outta brain juice grin, i just punctured jollyjoy so she'll soon be ready to give you your daily dossage of fresh menstrual pads to suck from cheesy. Looser! You so stupid, you parents had to exchange you for a lottery ticket. Half-witted idiotic dunce!

cry
oh mehn,
Now ds is bcumin too much.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
I duno I should run after... U or mhizdeed,y like dey do in d movies...


Reminds me of the movie chasing papi... Where 3 ladies sofia vegara and co chase one guy.


Lol run to twaci cuz if u dare follow me I will feed u to my lion angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
nigerianium:
Who is this fat-faced _bastard? Oops! It's the fugliest gyno-humanoid on Nairaland who took down her picture after she was dissed?

Pray tell, why does you face look like toasted bread floating in drainage water?

Even Lady Fiona of Shrek series would discriminate against you.♦
lmao.. Truth is she doesn't want to accept d fact dat she wowo... After I dissed her and she removed her pic... She had luck I was on a good mood, if not she would hav done more like hangin herself
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 2:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
MhizDeedy:



Play what? Play with sand? embarassed
play touching body cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 2:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
agarawu23:
here we go again.

are you done picking up a line from where you store them ? of cus that's is your daily job wink

No!!! I am not going to support Biafra if you like hate me like shiiiit smiley

You type silly grammar but you gat E8 in English language wtf!

you spend hours typing this shitt? na wa ooooo grin

when will Kingsley get a Job to kill his time ? embarassed even if na gala and lacasera just help him if you have the power , romancelanders .

I need a cleaner in my apartment, will you mind applying ? wink since you are homeless, jobless,senseless,mannerless,stupidd,crazy,nuisance and brainless.


I am not supporting Biafra tongue

whaaattaafucck.!
Say na E8 him get upon all his grammar?



Aaah dun die. cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Canme4u(m): 2:39pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:

You cant even string up words, you to resort to calling your self a bastard! grin. Boy, you need to write a strongly worded apology letter to you mom for shitting a retarded scum like you into this earth. Your brain can only boast of being a second faster than a snail. I know you've run outta brain juice grin, i just punctured jollyjoy so she'll soon be ready to give you your daily dossage of fresh menstrual pads to suck from cheesy. Looser! You so stupid, you parents had to exchange you for a lottery ticket. Half-witted idiotic dunce!

You want my attention and now you've got it, can you now Bleep off my mentions cos it is getting borring already.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 2:39pm On Aug 30, 2015
MhizDeedy:



Lol run to twaci cuz if u dare follow me I will feed u to my lion angry
runs to twaci....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 2:40pm On Aug 30, 2015
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As e dey hot.! cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
bluffing!that sound romantic....did you say rag?hmmm but how come you dnt even have one??i knw your problem,being what i am,i will prefer i never see this,smile smile smile!
Idiot, who sounds romantic to a low-life slut like you? You're not even qualified to kiss the feet of the ugliest girl i've rolled with, abeg swerve jorr, lemmie see super models

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Canme4u(m): 2:41pm On Aug 30, 2015
FuhckYhu:


whaaattaafucck.!
Say na E8 him get upon all his grammar?



Aaah dun die. cry
Lwkmd grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:42pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
bluffing!that sound romantic....did you say rag?hmmm but how come you dnt even have one??i knw your problem,being what i am,i will prefer i never see this,smile smile smile!
Y dont u just butt out out of it ur not making 1 bit of sense my dear
Struggling to see ur point .. Pls dont be a sheep all ur life ur here defending wrong doing .. U of all ppl smh

Leave sinnzu alone! If u dont knw wt to type shut it abeg make i see berra gist grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 2:42pm On Aug 30, 2015
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Let's do ds wrestlers... cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

chai cry


cry cry cry........Happy Sunday bae cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Twaci(f): 2:44pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
runs to twaci....
*picks broom*
Gerrarahere mehn! angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:44pm On Aug 30, 2015
MhizDeedy:



cry cry cry........Happy Sunday bae cheesy
Happy sunday dear .. Y u crying lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 2:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
agarawu23:
here we go again.

are you done picking up a line from where you store them ? of cus that's is your daily job wink

No!!! I am not going to support Biafra if you like hate me like shiiiit smiley

You type silly grammar but you gat E8 in English language wtf!

you spend hours typing this shitt? na wa ooooo grin

when will Kingsley get a Job to kill his time ? embarassed even if na gala and lacasera just help him if you have the power , romancelanders .

I need a cleaner in my apartment, will you mind applying ? wink since you are homeless, jobless,senseless,mannerless,stupidd,crazy,nuisance and brainless.

I am not supporting Biafra tongue
Running out of replies like your dad ran out of rent which made your mum the oldest tenant squatting under the Third Mainland Bridge?

Your inability to seperate partisan bigotry is why you lost.

The only apartment you've ever own is your permanent space in the psychiatric hospital in Yaba.

Beside you SWEETORGASM would seem like Einstein.

You're so useless you'd even be turned down if you apply as the next ABOBAKU.♦

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
play touching body cheesy


Lol iffa slap ur head tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Twaci(f): 2:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Y dont u just butt out out of it ur not making 1 bit of sense my dear
Struggling to see ur point .. Pls dont be a sheep all ur life ur here defending wrong doing .. U of all ppl smh

Leave sinnzu alone! If u dont knw wt to type shut it abeg make i see berra gist grin
See how tears just dey fall from my eyes cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
u mean my darling wife? kiss


kiss kiss kiss kiss my sweety sweety number one
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 2:46pm On Aug 30, 2015
Twaci:
*picks broom*

Gerrarahere mehn! angry
cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Happy sunday dear .. Y u crying lol


That insult was damn!!! I couldn't help buh cry cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 2:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
halfrica:



kiss kiss kiss kiss my sweety sweety number one
they think u would get mad at me.. Dey duno I"v apologised and told u evrythn

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