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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:
Common man! cheesy is this all you gat?? Dont you wanna dissapoint all your village witches so vowed that YOU will never amout to anything in life?? This is weak man, ok.. Ama give you another chance to hurt my feelings, make me proud boy cool. Show the world that your brain isnt on permanent MOONWALK mode afterall!! cheesycheesy
itz tym yhu stop,
Enuff of dez damagez na. cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 30, 2015
Cutehector:
hahahahhahahhahhahha lmao cheesy




Dat was so so harsh... She could go hang herself u knw cheesy
Life is short man, enjoy cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RAKITIC: 3:07pm On Aug 30, 2015
Twaci:
Yes i did. How's ur day going?
fine and u ... Which church do u attend?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 3:07pm On Aug 30, 2015
nigerianium:
Your inability to realize that there is nothing like "THIRD CLASS LOWER" is quite revealing.cheesy

There's only THIRD CLASS.

The only thing about be read would be your biography in absentia while your corpse is being pushed into a swamp by baboons.

Your testicles would be cryogenized in a museum of Natural History 'cause you're the last surviving breed of the Homo habilis specie.

You're dad exchanged your sister for a pack of cigarette but he kept you 'cause you aren't worth half the price.

You stink so badly that vultures would reject your corpse.♦


shocked shocked
laaaaaaawwwwwwd of mercy.
Agarawu23 is only worth #55.?


Waaaataahfucck.! cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Aug 30, 2015
Canme4u dont keep a nigga waiting naw? I aint thru with your wretched ass yet.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:09pm On Aug 30, 2015
MhizDeedy:



Gimme another, this is becoming something else cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Lol ur eye would just swell up oh ..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
Ok m done. Let love lead cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Aug 30, 2015
sinizia:


gringringrin

The kind disses i dey read here na authentic not Lagos-made. Very concentrated insults. LMAO.


I'm enjoying the disses like. . .
Loool dat gif is something esle
Yess today's punches are facts... Dat wan dey sweet pass. wink
How r u .. U didnt go to church abi angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 3:12pm On Aug 30, 2015
[size=18pt]agarawu 3-3 childofmark[/size]


cool these guys are tuff tho Kingsley's
Punchlines were deadlier.!!!




[size=18pt]canme4u 3-5 sinnzu[/size]


This is almost done deal here.! cool

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 30, 2015
Buhahahaha grin cheesy grin

Mhizdeedy see punches cry cry cry cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
shocked if vultures reject u .. Ur own don finish b dat lol
Fuhckyuh lol dat should be 2 points
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 3:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
nigerianium:
Your inability to realize that there is nothing like "THIRD CLASS LOWER" is quite revealing.cheesy

There's only THIRD CLASS.

The only thing about be read would be your biography in absentia while your corpse is being pushed into a swamp by baboons.

Your testicles would be cryogenized in a museum of Natural History 'cause you're the last surviving breed of the Homo habilis specie.

You're dad exchanged your sister for a pack of cigarette but he kept you 'cause you aren't worth half the price.

You stink so badly that vultures would reject your corpse.♦

third class lower will be special for dullards like you. it will be a special package for you as a present from your school wink

still view image below and come back bro wink Patrick is related to you isn't he?

Your grammar makes me sick cos it doesn't tag u brilliant. why are you fooling yourself and your supporters?

you escaped abortion? oya lie undecided
Your parents aren't proud of cos you are a bastarddd.

you belong to the zoo because anytime I view your dp and see how bushy your face is, I begin to wonder if you can escape poverty.
so you don't have #50 to shave? shocked wtf!

I am on a program presently on helping the poor smiley

why not bring your family so that I can provide you shelter, at least you will stop singing about Biafra.


biafra man grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sassybae:
Buhahahaha grin cheesy grin

Mhizdeedy see punches cry cry cry cry
* gives her tissue*
Where is prettythicksme
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 3:14pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Loool dat gif is something esle
Yess today's punches are facts... Dat wan dey sweet pass. wink
How r u .. U didnt go to church abi angry

Hun, you know me na. I went o, then all of a sudden insults started flying around, i was disturbed in the spirit so i had to come back home and watch this epic fight. gringrin


What of you?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by zicoraads: 3:15pm On Aug 30, 2015
This is epic cheesy grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:16pm On Aug 30, 2015
Guy be viewing guys dp smh gay guys everywhere..

Dats point deduction grin -1
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
sinizia:


Hun, you know me na. I went o, then all of a sudden insults started flying around, i was disturbed in the spirit so i had to come back home and watch this epic fight. gringrin


What of you?
Same thing nah so i dey church
Some1 kept calling me dat he wants to come to Uk, so i had to come in only to find everyone crying .. Still crying myself cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Canme4u(m): 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:
Common man! cheesy is this all you gat?? Dont you wanna dissapoint all your village witches so vowed that YOU will never amout to anything in life?? This is weak man, ok.. Ama give you another chance to hurt my feelings, make me proud boy cool. Show the world that your brain isnt on permanent MOONWALK mode afterall!! cheesycheesy

You will be the most crazy morron if you think am here to compete with you. This ain't no race and am not here to impress anybody. I gat a life outside NL and a very bright one. If your hope of being a success outside NL is deamed or fading away in Osho baba's voice "You can go and die" but I dont wanna and I wont be part of it and you can be rest assure I ain't going 2 be part of the rescue team either cos I know its part and pacel of your DNA. Your dad commited a suicide when ur mama took in. She gave u to anoda father who was previously admited at Aro in Abeokuta. Heard your uncle also commited a suicide after gotten discharged from Yaba left when he got to know that your Dad's grandma was raped by her own father....

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 3:18pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:
Canme4u dont keep a nigga waiting naw? I aint thru with your wretched ass yet.

See Finishing...laaaaawwwwd.! cry cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:19pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu:
You soo pained, i get it, i still dont get how you managed to survive the countless abortions tho... undecided
countless abortions?never knew men abort too!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 3:20pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Same thing nah so i dey church
Some1 kept calling me dat he wants to come to Uk, so i had to come in only to find everyone crying .. Still crying myself cry

Please don't cry. My tissues have finished and i can't dry your tears with expensive Gucci shirt. crycry


You can laugh though, as we celebrate this epic ass whooping contest. gringrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
Canme4u:


You will be the most crazy morron if you think am here to compete with you. This ain't no race and am not here to impress anybody. I gat a life outside NL and a very bright one. If your hope of being a success outside NL is deamed or fading away in Osho baba's voice "You can go and die" but I dont wanna and I wont be part of it and you can be rest assure I ain't going 2 be part of the rescue team either cos I know its part and pacel of your DNA. Your dad commited a suicide when ur mama took in. She gave u to anoda father who was previously admited at Aro in Abeokuta. Heard your uncle also commited a suicide after gotten discharged from Yaba left when he got to know that your Dad's grandma was raped by her own father....

OK. Stale tho..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 3:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
agarawu23:


third class lower will be special for dullards like you. it be a special package for you as a present from your school wink

still view image below and come back bro wink Patrick is related to you isn't he?

Your grammar makes me sick cos it doesn't tag u brilliant. why are you fooling yourself and your supporters?

you escaped abortion? oya lie undecided
Your parents aren't proud of cos you are a bastarddd.

you belong to the zoo because anytime I view your dp and see how bushy your face is, I begin to wonder if you can escape poverty.
so you don't have #50 to shave? shocked wtf!

I am on a program presently on helping the poor smiley

why not bring your family so that I can provide you shelter, at least you will stop singing about Biafra.


biafra man grin
hmmm,
This is gettinq weaker dude.


Punch ds niqqa harder.! angry angry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 3:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
agarawu23:

[s]
third class lower will be special for dullards like you. it be a special package for you as a present from your school wink

still view image below and come back bro wink Patrick is related to you isn't he?

Your grammar makes me sick cos it doesn't tag u brilliant. why are you fooling yourself and your supporters?

you escaped abortion? oya lie undecided
Your parents aren't proud of cos you are a bastarddd.

you belong to the zoo because anytime I view your dp and see how bushy your face is, I begin to wonder if you can escape poverty.
so you don't have #50 to shave? shocked wtf!

I am on a program presently on helping the poor smiley

why not bring your family so that I can provide you shelter, at least you will stop singing about Biafra.


biafra man [/s]grin
Agarawu23, you begged Lala for her number and she turned you down. That makes you 'dumber'. Your vocabulary stock is as inelastic as your mum's worn-out panties. The "23" in your moniker is just a wishful reminder of the diploid number of chromosomes you would have had if you were human but you are nothing more than a freed laboratory monkey. Your penchant for buttlicking depicts you're sex-starved.

The only time you'd be given a _blowjob is when SOLDIER ANTS plung their dentition into your stubby _dick.

You clone-like being of the bovine stock.♦

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 30, 2015
sinizia:


Please don't cry. My tissues have finished and i can't dry your tears with expensive Gucci shirt. crycry


You can laugh though, as we celebrate this epic ass whooping contest. gringrin
Lol okies no ruin ur shirt oh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Lol ur eye would just swell up oh ..



Lol It will reduce by itself jare, at least lemme help her cry......chai these guys can finish ppl with insults ehn? I need to learn cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sassybae:
Buhahahaha grin cheesy grin

Mhizdeedy see punches cry cry cry cry


Lol as in ehn! Punches nd slapes grin




Where is dark cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
MhizDeedy:




Lol It will reduce by itself jare, at least lemme help her cry......chai these guys can finish ppl with insults ehn? I need to learn cheesy
smileylol@ learn
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 3:24pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol okies no ruin ur shirt oh
winkwink

I'm waiting for my match to start, wish me luck. smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuhckYhu: 3:24pm On Aug 30, 2015
Canme4u:


You will be the most crazy morron if you think am here to compete with you. This ain't no race and am not here to impress anybody. I gat a life outside NL and a very bright one. If your hope of being a success outside NL is deamed or fading away in Osho baba's voice "You can go and die" but I dont wanna and I wont be part of it and you can be rest assure I ain't going 2 be part of the rescue team either cos I know its part and pacel of your DNA. Your dad commited a suicide when ur mama took in. She gave u to anoda father who was previously admited at Aro in Abeokuta. Heard your uncle also commited a suicide after gotten discharged from Yaba left when he got to know that your Dad's grandma was raped by her own father....


daahffuuuuckk.!!
Where did u keep all dez punchlines since.?


Daaaaaamn.! cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
sinizia:


winkwink


I'm waiting for my match to start, wish me luck. smiley
Who r u guys palying .. U see what westham did to us lol cant even show my face in sports section dey will laugh at my team ..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Canme4u(m): 3:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sinnzu is managing his family business. He is a good manager indeed. Rapin, defying a young gals of his Family, I think am wrong in calling you a bastard. Tho, a bastard 2 one is a real Son of a bitches to anoda. You impreginated your own sister and when she tried 2 report u in a police station ur dad's uncle says its a family matter and they will settle it out of court.
Wonder they say shall never end.
It is in your family DNA.
#FFFnigga

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