Mourinholic:
Remember when Van gaal subbed a goalkeeper at the World cup and united fans thought they would win the UCL,EPL,World cup,Emirates cup,Wwe,Wimbledon, French open and Rugby world cup

bandely:
Pataki, lay me Flavour - Wake Up

Pataki:
ROLL CALL:

Dadehmola

Afrodoc

Starboard

SailorXY

Sinizia

AdeLaNa

Has anyone sighted these scummies?

airmark:


Why are you not behind the wheel of steel today. My eyes don dirty finish. Naija guys dey enjoy this orijin ooo. I will smuggle several bottles after my vacation. Where nihilist I need wa fe ku lale yi , both drink and song by reminisce teso jue lale yi. AdeLaNa1, dopejemi, cougar, sinizia wa fe ku lale iiiii

LTSHANGY:
Hahahahaha, this parry is as boring as man u football style. Which striker are we going to buy? Even Gomis wouldn't want to sign for us now. Imagine meeting city with this squad.. Na die!

airmark:
Dopejemi come ooooooo. . I saw chestar celebrating on the street . Unbelievable, where is the love between the two of you?

nyabinghi:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/swansea-city-2-1-man-6351829

Romero 5 - A weak link for United. Major worry.

Darmian 6 - A good summer buy but struggled this time.

Smalling 7 - Looks a different player despite the result.

Blind 5 - Given tough physical test against Gomis

Shaw 7 - Deserves England recall. In good form.

Schneiderlin 5 - Booked. Reckless and lost Ayew on leveller.

Stu Forster/Getty Bastian Schweinsteiger is challenged by Andre Ayew
Old head: Schweinsteiger struggled to dictate proceedings

Schweinsteiger 6 - Good experience in midfield but didn’t dictate.

Mata 6 - Scored with a timely finish. Impressive revival.

Herrera 6 - Restored to United’s midfield but substituted.

Depay 6 - Booked. Dangerous early on, faded badly.

Rooney 6 - Ended goal drought in Europe but couldn’t score

Substitutes - Young, for Mata, 70 mins, 6, Carrick, for Schneiderlin, 70 mins, 6, Fellaini, for Herrera, 76 mins, 6

coded01:

Tval play me "happy" by Pharrell...

leggo:

imagine Aguero firing at wobbly Romero

Specialist900:
Odunharry, you must serve me Jellof rice and coke today o

Player Ratings (1-10; 10=best. Players introduced after 70 minutes get no rating):

GK, Sergio Romero, 3 -- Before Sunday, he hadn't conceded a goal in the league, but Louis van Gaal was quick to put out during his pre-game press conference that the Argentinian hasn't had too much to deal with. Swansea's first goal certainly wasn't unsaveable, but it wasn't a huge blunder either.

However, minutes later when Romero seemingly dived over Bafetimbi Gomis' shot, there were no excuses. Before all that he had booted a clearance straight to Jonjo Shelvey and dropped an easy cross. It's hard to be too critical, though, because a team that has David De Gea and Victor Valdes on the books shouldn't be playing Romero.

DF, Matteo Darmian, 6 -- The right-back put in another good performance, supporting Juan Mata and then Ashley Young. Could he have got closer to Gomis for their second goal, though?

DF, Chris Smalling, 8 -- Not only does Smalling have to do his own job, which he does very well, he has to bear in mind that he's got an unreliable goalkeeper playing behind him and an inexperienced centre-half next to him. Like the rest of the team, he was caught napping with the first Swansea goal.

DF, Daley Blind, 5 -- Swansea had two great chances to score in the first half and both of them came from Blind mistakes. First he lost Gylfi Sigurdsson, who pulled his shot just wide of the post, before being outmuscled by Gomis, whose shot clipped the woodwork and went wide. At the start of the second half, Blind put Darmian in trouble with a sloppy pass across the face of goal. He did cut out some through balls but was nowhere to be seen when Swansea scored.

DF, Luke Shaw, 8 -- Continuing his brilliant form so far this season, it was Shaw who put the cross in for United's goal. He was strong defensively but even better in attack and was responsible for a lot of United's good work going forward.

MF, Bastian Schweinsteiger, 6 -- The German, who was serenaded with chants of "Deutscher fussball meister, Bastian" from the travelling support, put in a solid shift, especially in the first half. He saw plenty of the ball but tired as the game went on.

MF, Morgan Schneiderlin, 6 -- He did well enough in the first half, protecting the back four but was also guilty of a rash challenge, which resulted in a booking. Maybe that influenced the manager's decision to sub him after the break.

MF, Juan Mata, 7 -- Missed a good chance early on but made amends when he crept in at the back post to fire the ball in to the roof of the net three minutes after halftime. Any criticism there might have been for him pulling out of his first shot for fear of getting hurt was forgotten as Mata showed more bravery.

MF, Ander Herrera, 6 -- The fans have been crying out for Herrera to get a starting role, but he struggled to recreate his midweek performance in Belgium. Nonetheless, it was strange that the manager decided to take him off as the Spaniard had played several incisive passes, splitting the Swansea defence to find Mata and Rooney. Surely he would have been a better option to help United score than Rooney?

MF, Memphis Depay, 5 -- Having shone in the Champions League qualifying games, Depay struggled again in the league. He didn't get an awful lot wrong but he was, for the most part, anonymous. As United became more desperate in the dying moments, he delivered a couple of dangerous crosses, but couldn't find Marouane Fellaini.

FW, Wayne Rooney, 2 -- Missed a succession of chances in a poor display. In the first half, put through by a Herrera pass, his hesitation allowed Swansea's defenders to recover. There was also a tame lob that Lukasz Fabianksi saved easily and later, with United chased an equalizer, he put himself in a fantastic position but took too long to shoot and was dispossessed.

In-between, with United 1-0 up, Rooney had an opportunity to play the ball behind Swansea's defence and create another chance. Instead, he gave it away and Swansea scored from the resulting break. The fact that Rooney just stood still, instead of doing something to win the ball back, didn't go down too well either.

Substitutes

MF, Ashley Young, 5 -- He struggled to make an impact on the right.

MF, Michael Carrick, 5 -- A like-for-like substitution when replacing Schneiderlin, so didn't offer anything different.

MF, Marouane Fellaini, 5 -- The big man was brought on to equalise, but his teammates didn't create much of anything for him.

AdeLaNa1:

adeyemi2015:
Dear Heavenly Father!
I have just a request to make before today folds up!
We love Rooney but it seems you love him more than us (including LVG)
Kindly sideline him with an awful injury, cos he deserves to join LVG, Giggs and the rest Coaching Crew on the Bench!
I know the request is already granted!
Thank You Lord!
Hallelujah!

igbsam:


who dey hack people account for here na.
This is not good o. First coogar, now elampiro. Make I rush secure my own o