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A Serving Youth Corper Declares His Assets by marshborn(m): 7:48am On Sep 07, 2015 |
DECLARATION OF ASSETS. Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important for me to declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus: 1. 5 pairs trousers. 2. 10 T-shirts., 6 long sleave, 9, short sleave 3. 1 LG LED T.v 4. 1 bathroom slippers. 5. Two shoes. 6. 2 palms slippers 7. 1 tooth brush, 1 tooth paste (oral b). 8. 2 Bucket 9. One external hard disk 10. One cup of a cream. 11. Two GSM (Android and Nokia torch). 12. 2 rubber of gari Nd rice with my provision set 13. 2 pairs of suits (my matric and my convocation) 14. 3 pots 15. 6 spoons and 6 plates. Incase of visitors 16. One rechargeable light 17. One gas cylinder 18. One gallon for buying of water 19. One medicated glasses ( concave ) 20. 5 girl friends 22. 4 banana boxerṣ and 6 chase deer polo 23. An account in GTB, UBA, FIRST BANK, UNION and STANBIC with #1000 balance in all. Also #970 in my wallet, 24. A 3.5G modem 25.my NYSC kit 26.a mobile wardrobe 27.one insecticide treated mosquito net I Don declare all na assets oooo DECLEAR YOURS NOW!!! |
Re: A Serving Youth Corper Declares His Assets by adonbilivit: 7:50am On Sep 07, 2015 |
declare your assets as a bloody civilian with no political power and risk being kidnapped for a ransom. the only asset I am declaring is my moniker on nairaland. I own adonbilivit |
Re: A Serving Youth Corper Declares His Assets by zinachidi(m): 7:56am On Sep 07, 2015 |
adonbilivit:so na only 'i' u get for this life eh kwa? |
Re: A Serving Youth Corper Declares His Assets by tempest01(m): 7:57am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Number 20 is actually liability |
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