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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by bakynes(m): 6:16pm On Sep 08, 2015
Tashaamania:

Why do I feel like you were crying when you posted this?
Me cry over women? Very funny.

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Tashaamania(f): 6:20pm On Sep 08, 2015
bakynes:

Me cry over women? Very funny.
Who said it was over a woman naw?
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by lasurjunior(m): 6:20pm On Sep 08, 2015
1000% true

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by bakynes(m): 6:22pm On Sep 08, 2015
safarigirl:
no, thank you. I doubt I'm plastic enough for you
Haba! na Aluminium Babe like you I dey like pass sef. I no b street urchin oh! I be Young Lecturer for one of these Federal Poly. Baby I love you, oya talk your own.

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Caleycash(m): 6:23pm On Sep 08, 2015
BlackrulesDworld:


A word is enough for the wise. I hope she doesn't learn in the hard way.
It ain't hard to decipher a prostitute, by there deed you shall know them. The trend now this days is that most nigerian ladies are not visionary and career minded. Call 50female final year student and ask them what they wanna do after leaving school, hardly will you see five that is career minded among them. I always tried all i could to re-orientate any that come my way.
Word bro!!!... this is the reason I probably will not marry a Nigerian girl, they are all birds of the same feathers. looking for a ready made man, well am sealed and ain't no fool to fall prey to all there useless antics!!

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:24pm On Sep 08, 2015
misspicy:

It doesnt change d fact that you are #broketongue
Misspicy your mouth eehhn cheesy cheesy. I'll call Jollyjoy for you now..

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by goryorhal(m): 6:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
happney65:


Were Boy..Una don spoil my name finish for here..Anyway sha,I need my Balls sucked this evening..Anybody in the House? grin grin

Smoke dey your head ooh !!! Shey I dey lie ?
Projah come see your brother !!!!!!he needs an attention grin grin grin grin
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by flokii: 6:27pm On Sep 08, 2015
WOMAN na gbese nw...

dat's why you av to hustle first bfor thinking about them else a rich man will baaang ur girl in ur presence and heaven wnt fall..
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by misspicy(f): 6:30pm On Sep 08, 2015
profojah:

Misspicy your mouth eehhn cheesy cheesy. I'll call Jollyjoy for you now..
Hehehehe,jollyjoy is my padi natongue

I'd rather call mystage for you so he can come and lecture you on how to live ur life online and offline and how not to relate with me as am a gold digger and cannot stand up to broke ass niggaz on NL outside NL like he always does tongue
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:42pm On Sep 08, 2015
emusmith:
Local chick You didn't understand his grammar so you resorted to insults...
Emusmith.
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by hushbarbie(f): 6:58pm On Sep 08, 2015
tolzy90:
For ur info I'm nt a broke dude, I'm confident I'm nt in d class of the boys u spread ur legs for. It's pathetic dt u didn't get d msg I'm trying 2 pass across. I'm very sure u must b d broke type. D type dt uses wat she has 2 get wat she wants. I can undrstand y u're mad, I dnt blame u.
haba dis is too harsh... keep calm and love us *tongueout*
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Emilokoiyawon: 6:58pm On Sep 08, 2015
Sometimes having a girlfriend (or wife) is the equivalence of slavery. Monkey work baboon chop. The man does all the job while the woman spends the money. And what does the man get in return? the woman spreads her legs a few times a week for you to insert your joystick in her toto - if you ask me that's definitely not enough compensation to be a slave. My definition of a woman is a human being who does not work. For most women, working is temporary until they find a man who will take care of all their expenses so they can stay home and breed like rabbits. And these Nigerian girls are hungry as Bleep - they don't even hide their intention to target men mainly for their cash flow and wealth. I have decided not to hand over my money to any woman. I will use a surrogate if I ever decided to have kids. And for sex I will continue to date girls 6 months at time - that way my money is secured and no woman thinks she can hustle me for my cash.

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2015
ruffDiamond:
Me I'm. Stingy o tongue the ONLY WOMAN THAT'S EVER GET MY MONEY Na my mama no joke cos she went through hell over me to be better cool but if a gal can pay for all shitty FALSIES they love to attach on her own then fine but we gat thousand and thousands of starry eyed hungry like mad broke bit.ches all over the place everywhere u go in naija tongue busy forming Nicky minaj something up and down grin from 16 yrs above nowadays it's hard to tell the difference between a decent classy gal from an actual OLOSHO grin to me,all these bit Che's are the same tongue a typical 9ja gal keep MORE THAN ONE BOY/MAN FRIEND IN ORDER TO MEET UP WITH THESE SH.IT U LISTED ain't that what OLOSHO DOES? So actually galfriend is overrated na only 500 cards e cost me and I get to bleep tha pussy tongue and even select grin naija gals too loose abeg hungry goldigga longathroat bit.ches swinging dem lazy ass up and down *in 50 cent voice rapping*I ldont know what u heard abt me..
But a BIT.CH can't get a dollar aourrof me .. grin tongue cheesy
I LIKE YOU

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by gbengus17: 7:00pm On Sep 08, 2015
THIS IS WHY HOW MUCH IS BETTER=== ASK HER HOW MUCH AND AFTER THE WHOLE THING, SETTLE HER-- ==SALAM MALEKUM/. YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO BOTHER ABOUT ALL THIS WOMEN ISSUES
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:04pm On Sep 08, 2015
Desdemonaa:

Nairaland is now filled with aggrieved, broke dudes, lamenting cause they can't meet up to standard.
I have a better sugestion: why not invest your time in something worthwhile instead of nagging?
Pauper midget.
#The moment you run out of fvcks to give. . .
grin grin GUYS! ABEG MAKE UNA FREE THIS MUMU NA grin grin grin


WE KNOW SAY SHE MUMU DIE BUT NO BE HER FAULT NA! NA POVERTY WERE SHE DON SEE CAUSE AM MAKE SHE PROVOKE LIKE THISgrin

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by spydeer(m): 7:09pm On Sep 08, 2015
misspicy:
This is the reason broke niggas be calling babes gold diggergrin

U are sounding Broke...their are ladies who could pay all their bills though
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by IBBG(m): 7:11pm On Sep 08, 2015
vani86:


what standard, if a girl is ready to wear a 50k hair, why cant she pay for it herself, na me born am.

how can a girl who still collects daddy thank sire demand for a 20k hand bag.
thats why they fall into the prey of ritualists where dem dey find italian hair.

abeg cut your coat according to your size and you will live a happy life.

i dont have a problem with a girl who makes her money, spending her money on herself, she is a boss. it is the hungry ones forming beyonce that needs to be shot.

can you imagine a 200 level student dey tasi me for iphone 6, make amadioha Bleep her for ass for 2 days
hahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by IBBG(m): 7:13pm On Sep 08, 2015
czarr:
Having a girlfriend is overrated grin
Even when push comes to shove and you've got to settle,look for one who is financially independent like you and does things for herself.

So many hungry,lazy ladies roaming the streets.
May they never see you ijn.Amen!!!

Guys, you are under no obligation to provide for any babe...even if dem no get papa,let them work their ass off grin

I don't know why some guys are so afraid of girls calling them stingy...smh
guy u're so on point.
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:14pm On Sep 08, 2015
misspicy:

Hehehehe,jollyjoy is my padi natongue

I'd rather call mystage for you so he can come and lecture you on how to live ur life online and offline and how not to relate with me as am a gold digger and cannot stand up to broke ass niggaz on NL outside NL like he always does tongue
Hahaha cheesy. Naughty gal. True#. Mystage will give me an intelligent advise on not to relate with a gold-digger like you.. But Jollyjoy will scold you for opening your yansh for me to buttlick

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by IBBG(m): 7:14pm On Sep 08, 2015
vani86:

thank you for this.
days of dating a liability are over, we freaking want an asset.
na so o.

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by rawpadgin(m): 7:17pm On Sep 08, 2015
EazyMoh:

Dem dey gree make you bleep dem?
why not
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by spydeer(m): 7:17pm On Sep 08, 2015
Desdemonaa:

You're _stupid more than I imagined. Goat of no comparison.

Kai babe na wa oh! look as how u are revealing your level of neediness and brokeness
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by safarigirl(f): 7:27pm On Sep 08, 2015
Tashaamania:

Before I post what's on my mind, what is "hand-me-down"?
hand-me-down is basically something that wasn't originally yours. Like second-hand, only that it's not bought but given by a relative (usually parents or siblings) when they don't want it anymore or it's not their size or they have a replacement. Example: A dress given to you by an older sister is a hand-me-down

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:30pm On Sep 08, 2015
Trypa:

That's y we are expensive come to tink of it most guys smell and stink becus they don't wanna spend don't ave a girlfriend na someone willing to spend will get a girl for himself

Kid.
And your point is ??

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
safarigirl:
hand-me-down is basically something that wasn't originally yours. Like second-hand, only that it's not bought but given by a relative (usually parents or siblings) when they don't want it anymore or it's not their size or they have a replacement. Example: A dress given to you by an older sister is a hand-me-down

Why are you so foolish ??

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by safarigirl(f): 7:36pm On Sep 08, 2015
Caleycash:
Word bro!!!... this is the reason I probably will not marry a Nigerian girl, they are all birds of the same feathers. looking for a ready made man, well am sealed and ain't no fool to fall prey to all there useless antics!!
this is a very myopic thing to say. I might as well say all naija men are misogynistic and so I won't marry them, but on what basis do I make this claim? Save for the misinformed men on NL. On what basis do you make your claim? Because I do not fit into whatever myopic ideas you have concocted of every Nigerian female in your life

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by misspicy(f): 7:37pm On Sep 08, 2015
profojah:

Hahaha cheesy. Naughty gal. True#. Mystage will give me an intelligent advise on not to relate with a gold-digger like you.. But Jollyjoy will scold you for opening your yansh for me to buttlick
Hahah ahahagrin

I guess they are your E-PARENTS....
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by safarigirl(f): 7:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
BabyDaddy20:

Why are you so foolish ??
lol. Who be this abeg?
Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:39pm On Sep 08, 2015
safarigirl:
lol. Who be this abeg?

Suck my dick bitcchh

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:40pm On Sep 08, 2015
safarigirl:
It's because 90% of naija guys are like you that independent ladies like me can't get boyfriends. You all love plastic leeches and then come on NL to nag, but since independent women like us refuse to walk about looking like Barbie, you never see us and then say we're all the same. I can never be like the plastic you are with or the ones you will continue to be with if your mindset is not changed
were is your type (if what you said is really true).

We have search but to of no valid,

WE have dig through a tunnel, but we can't find the light.

WE have even went to the moon, in search of you people, but finds no life there.


WE have tried to establish a connection with you people on another galaxies, but hears no reply.

WE have built the most advance technology in search of you people deep in the seas, but finds only jellyfish.

WE have even went to the deepest cave in search of you people, but finds only cave worms that shines in the dark.


Just were can we find you people!

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by spydeer(m): 7:44pm On Sep 08, 2015
omoharry:
This topic is wrong, rather it should be "WHY STINGY GUYS DONT HAVE GIRL FRIENDS

I realised that people who call others stingy are actually tooooooo needy...I do not notice stingy peeps because I rarely beg

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Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:46pm On Sep 08, 2015
misspicy:

Hahah ahahagrin

I guess they are your E-PARENTS....
No... e-cousins grin.
Mystage is a very guy, he's either Yoruba/Igbo, I'm kinda related.. But been an e-family with Isoko?.May d gods forbid. Isoko girls are known for dicks (cheap or expensive).. grin grin Na joke oooo.. I no wan chop ban again.

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