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Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by emerged01(m): 7:28am On Sep 09, 2015 |
Today’s post is a bit controversial. Before I go on, have it at the back of your mind I don’t mean to scare or offend the menfolk. It would be nice if they heed to my advice anyway. Hehe Lucky me! Whenever I go out, something weird happens that inspires me to write. On my way back from church yesterday, I stopped by a junction to get a cab. Five minutes gone and no cab in sight. I felt someone pat my back and called me my wife in a strange tone. As I turned to admonish the person, lo and behold it was a mad man. He was not just mad, he was naked! He was not just naked, his manhood was fully erect! They say in times of danger, never underestimate your inner strength. Now I truly believe all those stuffs Jet Li does in movies are not film tricks!!! I saw myself do worse. Before I could say God forbid, I was on the other side of the road without my shoes. I didn’t walk or run across, I flew! Danger gave me wings! What threw me off balance was his gun looking penis. The mad man was as dark as Akon so you can imagine the trauma my eyes went through. This incident arouse my curiosity. Why do all mad men have big penis? I am no pervert but that’s the first thing I look out for when I see a naked mad man and believe me, this wild breed of humans have never disappointed me. Its a pity watching them walk from dump site to dump site with their scrotum bigger than their bags of trash. Jokes aside, I have never seen a naked mad man with a small penis. Its either they are out there but shy to let it loose or the mad men with big dicks conspired amongst themselves and killed the small dick ones because they are a disgrace to the society for mad men. You feel me? In case you are wondering how they ended up mad, yours truly did a little investigation and my inferences are better explained in the story below… Once upon a time, these men were once sane. They had girlfriends like others, had nice rides, they wore suit&tie etc. One day, they stripped in front of a mirror and they liked what they saw. They told themselves ”I am the baddest guy ever liveth. This my equipment is too long/ too large for just one girl to enjoy, I have to get her a helper(s)” And so the big penis sane man goes out and chases everything in skirt. The heartbroken faithful girlfriend soon realises her boyfriend has refused to zip down for only her and the toilet. She lies down naked and puts a curse on her boyfriend. (we girls do that a lot. Hehe) A few days later, the curse takes its effect and another #teambigdick mad man is released into the streets. From this my short story, I have been able to drawn the following facts. 1. The moment a guy starts letting his penis control his brain, madness is just whistling around the corner. All that unused mental energy will one day explode. When that happens, the sane man throws caution into the wind and run into the streets naked. (beginning of madness) 2. All things being equal, the bigger a man’s penis, the higher the chances of him ending up mad. (I think I saw this in Aristotle’s diary) 3. Most of the mad men on the streets don’t need a psychiatric hospital or TB Joshua to deliver them because they are cursed. The family of the mad man needs to find his ex girlfriend(s) and beg her/ them for forgiveness on his behalf. 4. Every time a guy cheats on his faithful, God fearing girlfriend, he is one orgasm closer to getting mad. 5. If you are a man with a big penis and you know its difficult to padlock that monstrous meat (MEANING YOU GONNA BE MAD SOMEDAY). Cut it off! You can always pee via a catheter. Even Mathew 5:30 says if your right hands causes you to sin, cut it off. A tool that does less work than your right hand does not deserve such leniency. Girls, next time you suspect your #teambigdick boyfriend cheating on you, take him to the nearest dump site and tell him that’s where his colleagues are. Who else agrees with her? naijasinglegirl na another thing o www.naijasinglegirl.com/hey-mr-bigdick-read-this/ |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by Nobody: 7:34am On Sep 09, 2015 |
*sighs* |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by saintkash(m): 7:44am On Sep 09, 2015 |
well said buti don't believe the phrase "legal girlfriend" God only recognise wife qnd husband and not boyfriend n girlfriend cos it's not written in any holy books... wherever there is a girlfriend or boyfriend fornication takes place. ...abi no be so? |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by BraniacX(m): 7:45am On Sep 09, 2015 |
OP you dey madt sha! |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by Sveen: 7:53am On Sep 09, 2015 |
What if a lady cheats on a God fearing man? |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by emerged01(m): 7:54am On Sep 09, 2015 |
BraniacX:so you get very long d.ck be careful o no use am anyhow before you run mad |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by Nobody: 8:03am On Sep 09, 2015 |
Nsg? What happened to ur other moniker? So peeps who have small d1cks should be dancing and are permitted to sleep around and the hefty down below should be faithful? |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by BraniacX(m): 8:06am On Sep 09, 2015 |
emerged01: I get inexhaustible supply of sane-o-pril which i pop before every **** so no shakings here |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by Nobody: 8:09am On Sep 09, 2015 |
From this totally worthless write up this is what I deduce You like big dicks Unfortunately your spec is mostly on mad men |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by emerged01(m): 8:10am On Sep 09, 2015 |
tobimillar: not nsg o. I read this article from her website and decided to share it. |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by Nobody: 8:15am On Sep 09, 2015 |
emerged01:And my second question? |
Re: Hey Mr Bigdick ;D by emerged01(m): 8:24am On Sep 09, 2015 |
tobimillar:hmmm,I believe most people with big dick think with their dixck. They appear to be the most unfaithful ones while the small dick guys are the shy ones. going by this fact, I can conclude that the most small dick peeps are the most faithful people due to their shyness. |
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