@IsiAbuncha, na u be dat?

Aare2050:




5 days?


where you they stay for thread?



who accommodate you?



see wetin elmisti course




you never pay for your rent you they claim say you no be otondo



to make mata worse you come call me 'pikin'


even if them no tell you, you no see my signature?

Allsmyles my powerful Iyalode come see wetin my eyes see o

*rushto look for his immigration papers*..........I no see wen d guy enter ooo....oya make he com mention d person wey bring am. In.....IDP camp don full since so no be. Wia he dey b dat.....see ya own life for ceremony....5 day old. Dey call u pikin....

JibrilJunior:


When a woman talks...

End of discussion.

Na soo bro, elmisti oya use smile pass him 3 wraps of chocolate flavoured weed . Put it on my bill

#

mobi18:


maka y? how i take lie,18 is my day of birth nt my age.. shey u ask me my age ni.. na wa oo,e be like sAY elmisti don give u abi,u sef don take

****You're above 30years of age BOPP******

1975....better by far was created

1975...better by far show face

JibrilJunior and elmisti , I for end una argument by saying make una hug but 14yaers no be small thing ooo, una no go even do nysc again

seun305:

Hmmm, na summary of wetin I observe for 5 yrs b dat fa. At d end 'probitas doctrina'

lol,,,u must be a learned colleague,, re u an amicus curiae

StarryV:
@IsiAbuncha, na u be dat?

****You look like Jehovah witness*****

elmisti:



*rushto look for his immigration papers*..........I no see wen d guy enter ooo....oya make he com mention d person wey bring am. In.....IDP camp don full since so no be. Wia he dey b dat.....see ya own life for ceremony....5 day old. Dey call u pikin....

You go fear

I don enter top 50 for haywire1 list

#wonfedamiduro

mistabiola:

harinolah why you seal up him mouth now? u can wicked o

shawwal1:


Laughing in Mandarin

stream 2 for whr? When peeps they expect me to vacate area next month I reject stream 2

Family just dy help me countdown my departure to go serve my father land n one kind sometin called stream 2 go come delay me lai lai I no want
Hahahah I reject stream 2 X100

Lol


That's how your extended relations will start carrying news that you actually spilled and are covering it up

Like when I never get work that time... Folks be like "have you actually graduated?" "Why haven't you gone for service?" All that kyn yeye questions sha.

all dis winch ppl wey no dey sleep for night

mobi18:

lol,,,u must be a learned colleague,, re u an amicus curiae

Abeg na only law b 5yrs #wink

Puffs spanish igbo

if all of una wan go stream 1, who go go stream 2?

mobi18:


lol,,,u must be a learned colleague,, re u an amicus curiae

Ha...anti lawyer


Before I know D meaning of dat word...dem don scam me tey tey for school

Law students....

haywire1:


Na soo bro, elmisti oya use smile pass him 3 wraps of chocolate flavoured weed . Put it on my bill

#

As all of una know. Sayme and devil dey work hand in. Hand ni and na muslim. Boy he be....I go need recommendation letter from. Chief imam Gazaliah before I giv am anytn, u. Knw d thief imam is no stranger to me and we had a Gentle mans agreement....

JibrilJunior:



Aw yu dey seun

I jst dey ni o, hw u?
My statement...let's jus 4get

mekstaniac:
if all of una wan go stream 1, who go go stream 2?

river 2

Chikaodili345

Venom_104@yahoo.com

Aare2050:

harinolah why you seal up him mouth now?
u can wicked o

*****Are you also a PCM ******

goldenone:

Looooolzzzzzzz If na dat one NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!*laughing in swahili*

Afi iyen.....

#na jst clarification sha because of d soft landing.

Issokay now

debeejay:

Abeg na only law b 5yrs #wink


Puffs spanish igbo

na because u dey talk latin maxim oo,nuffing else

mekstaniac:
if all of una wan go stream 1, who go go stream 2?

Oyamilenu oooo.

mekstaniac:
if all of una wan go stream 1, who go go stream 2?

Oyamilenu oooo.

sholiyz:
JibrilJunior and elmisti , I for end una argument by saying make una hug but 14yaers no be small thing ooo, una no go even do nysc again

Make e cum collect Babcock hug

Chai...a no see dat picture again sha

Wonderful e-familly....Hummmm observing.....seeing levels of maturity.....#ademasta how was ur day?

JibrilJunior:


Na slip of tongue

Abeg...na beta boss I wan type

walking around as a landlord.

in the name of Allsmyles and myself I hereby give you a 3 bedroom flat self contain at the left mansion beside the elmisti hotel (El-dola) enjoy your stay.
singing *you are welcome in the name of the lord...............

DonPsymon:



Lol


That's how your extended relations will start carrying news that you actually spilled and are covering it up

Like when I never get work that time... Folks be like "have you actually graduated?" "Why haven't you gone for service?" All that kyn yeye questions sha.

JibrilJunior:


Ha...anti lawyer


Before I know D meaning of dat word...dem don scam me tey tey for school

Law students....

lol,,,na we nah,m=buh im no longer a learning colleague,im naw an amicus curiae.... no mind us,we can like to show ourselves

mobi18:


lol,bro na wa for u dough,person jes talk something and u dey do d same thing wey im talk,must u reply evrybody? must u alwais defend yaself for evry little thing said to u or about u.. as i dey c u so,seun is right about wat he said.. i don tell u say mk u calm,u be d agbalagba naw.. jes chillex,u no need all dis things..forget abeg,...e don do

mobile mobile mobile mobile mobile in 8 places

sholiyz:
JibrilJunior and elmisti , I for end una argument by saying make una hug but 14yaers no be small thing ooo, una no go even do nysc again

*looks @ him wit rainbow eyes*.....I dey look mistabiola and chimajii as un dey waste se,un smiley since. Morning....if. Inspector spam bot catch una now and u miss. Plot 2000, u. Go talk say iya ile okan dey do U bah, dey copy chimajii ooo, u don 4get say. Na. Omo inna, he dsnt need properties here like u do, he prfr to rent for left till POP. Day

DonPsymon:



Lol


That's how your extended relations will start carrying news that you actually spilled and are covering it up

Like when I never get work that time... Folks be like "have you actually graduated?" "Why haven't you gone for service?" All that kyn yeye questions sha.

B4 I collect my result I doubt if my dad bliv say I graduate anytym I lookam 4 face I dy feel lyk him dy pretend bliv me

But as I do my NYSC reg bring result come I come dy feel lyk Yeah! Am now a graduate

Naso after camp I go drop for area with my khaki

Walkn calmly n greetn slowly hehehe

Harinholar:
Lols....seriously...I comment ma reserve 4 u

You are welcome my dear....how today now? *Leave elmisti and jibriljunior make dem kontiniu dey drag, na dem sabi*