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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 7:10pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

Grammar is a substantial body of knowledge where words can be used Denotatively or Connotatively.

The word "fulcrum" was used connotatively in that context to mean "the most important or essential aspect of something" . for example, If I say "Smith is the backbone of this thread" , the word backbone as used in that context means "you are the Pillar or strength of this thread".

I hope I have Broken all Doubts to Smithereens?
Thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by muyicon: 7:17pm On Sep 21, 2015
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 7:26pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

oh! Dear, Sweet caramel of honey hues, I am in fine fettle. it's been a while we had a chatter. how are you ? cheesy
I guess you meant hue and also that thing should be natter not chatter

cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:32pm On Sep 21, 2015
lordkvng:

lol I just remembered "gay" has two meanings


Lolz. Yeah, nt d gay gay bt d oda one which is positive
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:32pm On Sep 21, 2015
lordkvng:

lol I just remembered "gay" has two meanings


Lolz. Yeah, nt d gay gay bt d oda one which is positive
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

Y what ? I Am well. my day is going peacefully Amidst the Hurly-burly of city-Life. what did you do today?

Y meant thanks for asking as in Y thank you!
Apparently nothing, jes watched films
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:38pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

hahaha... yes. Curly hairs. I dare not go coverless, The sight is frightening.


Lol... Reminds me of someone who is hairy, even when he wears a shirt, d hair still sticks out n shows its head
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 7:43pm On Sep 21, 2015
Amigo, there's some bad news and some good news.. First, the bad news, someone told me that the Waec has stopped issuing new certificates to people as it's being used for fraud.. Then the good news, the same person said sworn affidavits can help.. He said he did it and he's now in 300level in Uniben.. So meaning, an affidavit could suffice,, easier and cheaper... Whoooaa!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:44pm On Sep 21, 2015
SmithRussell:
I guess you meant hue and also that thing should be natter not chatter

cheesy
lol.. A chatter is an informal talk. more like gisting or a chitchat. you can look it up. let's not argue over petty stuff like this. the most important thing is me being understood.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:47pm On Sep 21, 2015
SmithRussell:
Amigo, there's some bad news and some good news.. First, the bad news, someone told me that the Waec has stopped issuing new certificates to people as it's being used for fraud.. Then the good news, the same person said sworn affidavits can help.. He said he did it and he's now in 300level in Uniben.. So meaning, an affidavit could suffice,, easier and cheaper... Whoooaa!
hmmm... Be careful of spineless hearsays. Uniben can be crazy. do You want to use Affidavit in place of your WAEC cert?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 7:51pm On Sep 21, 2015
AlienStar:
Yes i did! Good morn.
Evening martian
Hw'z u?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:52pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ebayray:



Lol... Reminds me of someone who is hairy, even when he wears a shirt, d hair still sticks out n shows its head
grin hahaha...Just my shin and Chest is very hairy. The hotness can be unbearable especially at hot nights.

Tell me the most interesting movie you have ever seen? cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 7:52pm On Sep 21, 2015
Pukka36:
Yes na...Just the way U be insect! I go soon catch U as prey;DMy SwaSwa,shush was fine
Dat'x gudt,hw was work 2dae?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 7:54pm On Sep 21, 2015
Can somebody gimme 10 good reasons why God we nor purnish venus007
Evening lads
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 7:56pm On Sep 21, 2015
RobinHez:

Ok...cool!
#goodmorning
Good evening my broda
Hw'z adah96? our frnd
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 7:59pm On Sep 21, 2015
Unityb,oya wish sec skul do u go?

Nomaa,what's ur favourite movie series?

Chisombenedicta,wish dae them dig una boyhole?

Glocrystal,what's uniben's VC's middle name?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 8:03pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

hmmm... Be careful of spineless hearsays. Uniben can be crazy. do You want to use Affidavit in place of your WAEC cert?
Hmmm, anyhows I hope not to get into trouble..
Grazie senor..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 8:04pm On Sep 21, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Unityb,oya wish sec skul do u go?

Nomaa,what's ur favourite movie series?

Chisombenedicta,wish dae them dig una boyhole?

Glocrystal,what's uniben's VC's middle name?
Boyhole? Girl own nkor? grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:04pm On Sep 21, 2015
Pokemon! chai! i play dat game dah year sha! Gameboy days!
Ray360,u dae feel me? u play game dah year sef?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ijehk7(m): 8:08pm On Sep 21, 2015
LIVE UR #DREAM #Ijehkarison Lessons from the HEN: 1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING. 2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE. 3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL. 4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS. 5. She sits on her eggs for 21 days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE. 6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING. 7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC. 8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE. 9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE. 10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Pokemon! chai! i play dat game dah year sha! Gameboy days!

Ray360,u dae feel me? u play game dah year sef?
Oga, which game? good evening.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:13pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ijehk7:
LIVE UR #DREAM #Ijehkarison Lessons from the HEN: 1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING. 2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE. 3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL. 4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS. 5. She sits on her eggs for 21 days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE. 6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING. 7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC. 8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE. 9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE. 10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow.
Thank you for this Homily. i had an interesting read. i liked .

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:16pm On Sep 21, 2015
I can see my Pukkah, even with blindfolds. how strong is her scent.. uhm! cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:20pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

grin hahaha...Just my shin and Chest is very hairy. The hotness can be unbearable especially at hot nights.

Tell me the most interesting movie you have ever seen? cheesy


Lolz.
I can't tell o, its like d more I watch dem, d more d interesting ones comes up
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by GloChrystal(f): 8:20pm On Sep 21, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Unityb,oya wish sec skul do u go?

Nomaa,what's ur favourite movie series?

Chisombenedicta,wish dae them dig una boyhole?

Glocrystal,what's uniben's VC's middle name?
Lol...what's my own? Who VC help?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Can somebody gimme 10 good reasons why God we nor purnish venus007

Evening lads
1. She's cool;
2. She's without sin;
3. She's still innocent (still yet to know a man);
4. She didn't offend you;
5. She didn't offend God;
6. God will not punish you even if you offend Him, but leave you to your own karma;
7. Hmmm, She too pretty to be from this earth, she's pro'lly General Zod's niece;
8. God punishes and blesses whoever He wishes to;
9. I'm still yet to know the damsel; and
10. God will not punish her 'cause I might have a chance with her tho'..

. I know I su.ck as writting, but I had to do it 'cause my intention of quoting ya, was "You think like a man, act like a man with huge cohonez, but write like an ediot" cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
SmithRussell:
Boyhole? Girl own nkor? grin
Na ha bini pple dae cal bore-hole
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:
Oga, which game? good evening.
Gameboy console
Eveving mate
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ray360:

lol.. A chatter is an informal talk. more like gisting or a chitchat. you can look it up. let's not argue over petty stuff like this. the most important thing is me being understood.
Boss, this I will argue.. It's natter = chitchat, not chatter..
This was what I got from google about the latter:
chat·ter - /ˈCHadər/
verb
1. talk rapidly or incessantly about trivial (unimportant=senseless) matters.
[/b]noun
1. incessant trivial talk.
2. a series of quick high-pitched sounds.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2015
naijaboiy:

Hahahaha.....no worry oga very soon the list go comot.

Maybe when your children don write JAMB too. grin
It had better.

Lol. Are you guys done with exams? I mean the whole school.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 8:46pm On Sep 21, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Gameboy console

Eveving mate
Eve[b]ving[/b] hahahahas...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 21, 2015
SmithRussell:
twin? Never knew you girls had a consanguinity...

A new word I learnt today from my boss, Ray360 cheesy
we are twins o,but we have different mothers

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