jonaifame22:
u see? more proofs that only stupidity can emanate from u

callmemuzby:
She told me that i am dangerously seductive

honeygirl17:

Fockery leave me abeg, I no get time for you

jonaifame22:
see dis mumu o, like I have time for u myself, mtcheew

Exjoker:
You're not going to turn this thread into a chatroom or will you

jonaifame22:
and when she gave u did u do it?

tosyne2much:
I laf so tey water dey comot for my eyes... Chatroom ke?

It takes me nothing to Pm her you know ?

MrsPhyno:
I no fit even write am here tbh

Sabrwahaqqo:
My first time!

Was like; Your head is not correct, na how dem dey fukc make woman they speak in tongues be that? Ode oshi

Exjoker:
Are you going to do just that right away

nickz:
was in a bus with a female friend gisting abt somefyn the next thing babe just increase volume of her voice saying "i like it big like horse own"
ican bet everyone heard it cos one sharp babe for my back burst laugh,shame one kill me

MrsPhyno:
I no fit even write am here tbh

MrsPhyno:
I no fit even write am here tbh

quiinnBee:
tell us na

jonaifame22:
I swear I normally use that punch line when she comes around and she says see no sex 2dai abeg, is it evryday we'll be having sex besides sef the one we did yesterday my pu*ssy's still paining and then I'll use the line"pls jus wait I'll jus put the head in2 it and if it pains u I'll remove it , but the funny thing is dis when I put it, she jus takes over and charge up like a tigress and start pressing my butt like hey u nigger don't think u gonna take dis di*ck out anytime soon as I'm ramming in2 her , chai women sha.

sinaj:

Ur iron butt

tosyne2much:
A lady once told me "you wey no sabi do pass two minutes"


At that instance it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up


Quote me saying im telling lies and i will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump

Emodeee:
It was a comment by missmossy. She said something intimate to me.

IamLEGEND1:

you why u no share ur own.....

tosyne2much:
A lady once told me "you wey no sabi do pass two minutes"


At that instance it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up


Quote me saying im telling lies and i will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump

Bro, Come tell me truth for Ear

Na True

philGeo:
When she visit me, i sat on bed, she look at me and said "so you don't know how to make me happy"

IamLEGEND1:


you why u no share ur own.....

Ekponoimo:
Let me check if u have brain? :/

tosyne2much:
A lady once told me "you wey no sabi do pass two minutes"


At that instance it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up


Quote me saying im telling lies and i will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump