Hmmm

LMAO

Can som1 pls tell me d title of this letter.

a house on fire

BOTH OF THEM ARE slowpoke!
Meanwhile,
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OK...next!!!!!

this speaks about communication in marriage. I mean many people will miss the point

eipreel:
That wife must be very smart and intelligent

your game .

Chai! Shebi we are meant to live with these sort of 'shortcomings' in marriage?

The number listed by the husband and wife does not balance up.

So who is lying between the two of them
OR
The composer of the joke did not realize it doesn't add up.

you deserve sallah meat for this funny article greatzeus........ this is the kind of person PMB should work with

Kinda too long and dry

Lol

Greatzeus:
My Dearest Wife

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year,
I have attempted to make love
to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is an
average of only once every 10 days.
The following is a list of why
I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed,
the result was not always satisfying
because 6 times you just laid there,
8 times you reminded me that there was

a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you
told me to hurry up and get it over with,
7 times I had to wake you up to tell you
I was finished, and once I was afraid that
I had hurt you because you started thrashing
around and breathing heavy.
Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

**********************

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL
reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and
were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time
and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't
talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was,
"Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was
thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was
fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

Source: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q1/letter.110.html

made my day

Pillow talks

mooth odour 100 times

who farts during abuna? only Naija men

Lol

Crazed couple...

wrong time of the month- 14 times?
in 12 months
How?

Aki and Pawpaw husband and wife.
Nuthing person no go read on Nairaland these days sha!

Really funny, buh no matter how drunk, you can't miss a punny, screw the sheets??

The wife's reply was epic. This just made my day.

Greatzeus:
My Dearest Wife

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year,
I have attempted to make love
to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is an
average of only once every 10 days.
The following is a list of why
I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed,
the result was not always satisfying
because 6 times you just laid there,
8 times you reminded me that there was

a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you
told me to hurry up and get it over with,
7 times I had to wake you up to tell you
I was finished, and once I was afraid that
I had hurt you because you started thrashing
around and breathing heavy.
Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

**********************

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL
reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and
were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time
and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't
talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was,
"Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was
thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was
fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

Source: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q1/letter.110.html

1000 Likes.
The wife is AWESOME!
The original author is a genius.

Freecocoa and jollyjoy, make una help me laf d rest oooo . Buhahahahaha.
...Sheet....
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Lol, wife's responce was da bomb

Just my kinda lady...






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