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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mistabiola: 4:38pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

kikiki the first part got me laughing! but then again hmmmm temptation! Can you stick to one woman if she can give you enough distraction from the temptation? You know warrai mean

★★★Definitely...... 2. sexual dissatisfaction ; Going back to our first illustration, you can never compare the way a female student will give it to the lecturer "to" the way his wife would pls him on bed..... Just like you now; you know how to pls a man on bed than your our grandma's n mother's, you know different style of Kamasutra which will be very pleasing to your man compare to a woman that will just lay down flat and say come and insert it... You know the romance n the likes now, it's all fun. tongue tongue ★★★~ ©Mistabiola® lipsrsealed
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 4:39pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:




Most times the babe usually forgets why The guy fell in d 1st place and dis makes bobo to look for his qualities else where or vice versa.


The guy mi8 just be counting scores #playerthings so in his mind he ain't cheating.

The shawty mi8 just be hoorny AF and may neva be satisfied with bobo


Bobo may not enjoy what bae does her bedmaticz and may wannna get some outside just to satisfy his fantacies.

Unknown babe may drug Bobo at a bar and kkpansh him.

As usual every bae that cheats says dey dunno why or wot appuned to we are forced to blive dey the shawty rolled from her bed one day and fell on the guys D1ck.

It goes on and on



Baba ooooo



Sex... Sex... Sex... grin



grin


No kee me grin Lollll


Its quite true sha.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 4:39pm On Sep 29, 2015
DonPsymon:


My dear, give a man a woman who loves, cares and doesn't always complain when he does the normal male ish like
*come back drunk,
*scold a wayward kid
*become over protective (a man only does dat if he's in love sha*
And you'll see the husband material sparkle like gold cheesy

In most cases, the nagging the pursue us o... We barely can't stand a woman that complains a lot. Some1 like me I like my quiet time... So if my wife come d complain plenty na to liv d house for her then what I start looking for som1 to understand that I don't need yelling at all the time... Then infidelity steps in.
But swidy men sef can fraustrate! You just stop toasting us the moment you have us on the palm of ur hands! My bf once told me sheybi am not a new found love when he was unable to take me out one time like that! Why cant you just keep treating us like a new found love and watch us satisfy ur every need i repeat every
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:40pm On Sep 29, 2015
Samapoh:




it will be a good tin if Dolafunmi castrate u..... nd mobi18...dre ar lots of guys here nah...why do u av to chose an e-married man??...


Choi!...even dis snail!....keribaby...see wat u av caused oo......and to think I can be less democratic abt dis sef.....dis toro tin com dey jam talk for my front anyhw.......Mobi and u say I shld nt shoot any1
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2el:
told them to void all my nomination...

lmao, humble sir grin
issorai
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 4:42pm On Sep 29, 2015
mistabiola:


★★★Definitely...... 2. sexual dissatisfaction ; Going back to our first illustration, you can never compare the way a female student will give it to the lecturer "to" the way his wife would pls him on bed..... Just like you now; you know how to pls a man on bed than your our grandma's n mother's, you know different style of Kamasutra which will be very pleasing to your man compare to a woman that will just lay down flat and say come and insert it... You know the romance n the likes now, it's all fun. tongue tongue ★★★~ ©Mistabiola® lipsrsealed
All thanks to harlequin, mills and boon for the ladies and pornhub for the men and some ladies too sha we now have to do everything to up our game when it comes to intimacy! chaii am sure my mum does not know what mouth action is
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2015
itoski:


so dem still deport u from small Congo sef...una serious
Dont let me catch you!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:44pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

Hmmmm truly it does take two to tango, but then why does it seem not bad in the case of males but however seen as an abomination in the case of the female folks

man sabi hit and run while women are emotional b4 u see their heart no be their own again..... besides if u a geoscientist or a driller u know DT a borehole already drill wit a bit and wants to be case should not be tempered with by a different bit is a taboo
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:45pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

But swidy men sef can fraustrate! You just stop toasting us the moment you have us on the palm of ur hands! My bf once told me sheybi am not a new found love when he was unable to take me out one time like that! Why cant you just keep treating us like a new found love and watch us satisfy ur every need i repeat every

Madam, treat ya slf new and u shall be treated so.......relationships ends when one party gets too comfortable in his head and blvs he nailed d other.....constantly showing u r still a good catch makes up for ny infidelious thought
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Uniqueness01(f): 4:45pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Ehen abeg no vexx o na so i siddon for my papa parlour yesterday wey dem con begin one show like dat wey dem call You and I. The topic dem discuss na infidelity o, wetin dey cause am abeg no vexx. Its one of my long term projects av been doing survey on pls guys on this thread helep me contribute! So far, most of the guys av interviewed seem to av no precise reason for cheating! So from the male point of view i ned ansas
cc:
mistabiola
haywire1
Olami90
donasere
Xcozee
Elmisti
DonPsymon
babatawa
etal! if i no mention u no vex u can still contribute! Thanks
I actually saw the show by monalisa! Such an informative show for couples and the guest speaker nailed the infidelity in marriages.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 4:46pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:




Most times the babe usually forgets why The guy fell in d 1st place and dis makes bobo to look for his qualities else where or vice versa.


The guy mi8 just be counting scores #playerthings so in his mind he ain't cheating.

The shawty mi8 just be hoorny AF and may neva be satisfied with bobo


Bobo may not enjoy what bae does her bedmaticz and may wannna get some outside just to satisfy his fantacies.

Unknown babe may drug Bobo at a bar and kkpansh him.

As usual every bae that cheats says dey dunno why or wot appuned to we are forced to blive dey the shawty rolled from her bed one day and fell on the guys D1ck.

It goes on and on
Hmmmm great points there too! Am in a no something something r/ship tho am not bothered cos am sure that que sera sera! But i have my eyes set on being a relationship or prolly sxx therapist in d nearest future
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:47pm On Sep 29, 2015
ademasta:

Jez like thet? Ok, erm..erm... Did you now welcom his declaration? ***nobodi go hear us***


Choi! Even dis onishina sombori dat we still catch on fridy night sharing kisses with one pekus. Sef dey put mouth for my matter....u beta go insyd b4 I open ya book like dem opened saraki own.....shior!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 4:47pm On Sep 29, 2015
DonPsymon:




Baba ooooo



Sex... Sex... Sex... grin



grin


No kee me grin Lollll


Its quite true sha.




You kno na!!!


It's not infidelity until one has bitten the. Forbidden fruit.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:49pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:
Some women wii come and break homes and will confidently say dem no send anybody papa! Where is goldenone?? Make she come finish her survey!

Dats by d way!!!

Keribaby I can see u are really shocked bout d events of the day!

Well elmisti had been tru some hardships of late and unfortunately distance made the heart grow cold and lonely so mobi18 who we all blived was too holy fooled erry1 and warmed elmistis heart and Erm bed. So he chose her.
Well u know d saying at any point in time after u fall for one person u find urself falling for anoda pick the second person coz if u truly luffed the 1st u wouldn't fall for the second.

Well enough said!!


We await EL MOBI 7star hotel on 3500.
Elmisti I done buy penthouse suite ooo..


Last bullet: if it feels right bleeping do it! wink


Tanx for having my back bro.....keribaby...com. And lern good sense of judgement hia!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2015
whodohgeepee:
padi mi tor sure ju nairabet lor... one babe want make ah vex for u sha buh e nor go work...how u dey?

No mind d babe jare....I no knw wetin dey worry am......I dey kampe,
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

But swidy men sef can fraustrate! You just stop toasting us the moment you have us on the palm of ur hands! My bf once told me sheybi am not a new found love when he was unable to take me out one time like that! Why cant you just keep treating us like a new found love and watch us satisfy ur every need i repeat every


I've heard that before too...

There are two perspectives to that...
At times we don't stop at all... Problem is you ladies raise your expectations to a whole new level!
Remember when he was toasting you... You felt he means absolutely nothing for you... He does your hair, he does your clothing, he caters for your siblings and its all good cheesy
Then you accept him and your expectations change... You ignore the little surprises, you expect bigger gifts, you get suspicious too often, you nag and slooowwllllyyyy he tries but since you don't appreciate it anymore, it pushes him away

Sad story sha sha.

Second perspective:
Its quite true that some men stop doing the things they did before
*you don suffer baba too much baba wants to pay back
*baba is just a player sha and he hit the right buttons
*you broke baba's friend's heart and baba kept hitting on you and just like a normal girl (because we men know y'all aint emotional strong and hardened) you still accepted.

-Just KNOW WHAT YOU WANT and SET YOUR STANDARDS!
If any man isn't willing to meet them Yikes! Na swerve be that!

-Understand that it doesn't always work out! So let go and START AFRESH!

-its your world and everyone has a past! Your next hobby should understand and believe me, when its your time ehn... Hehe you'll love like you've never loved before grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:51pm On Sep 29, 2015
dossylvanus:
Dont let me catch you!
enter one chance nyt boss to borno I dey wait for d toll gate
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 4:52pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

Hmmmm great points there too! Am in a no something something r/ship tho am not bothered cos am sure that que sera sera! But i have my eyes set on being a relationship or prolly sxx therapist in d nearest future


Good luck to you hun

1000s of individuals will pay u good money to listen to dem ramble about aw dey fell outta love or stopped screwing till one day dey will put erry piece of d puzzle down and fix it. While all d yle you'd be taking notes and wating for dia hr to be up! wink
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 4:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
elmisti:



Tanx for having my back bro.....keribaby...com. And lern good sense of judgement hia!


Anytime man!!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
dossylvanus:
Yes. Just back from DR Congo.


Buh d hunt av not stopped oo.....saw tonyx4x44 carrying gun all abt....wetin u do d guy sef
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theSpark:
I hail oh.
Drives off in my black keke
The G greets you.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 4:56pm On Sep 29, 2015
elmisti:



Buh d hunt av not stopped oo.....saw tonyx4x44 carrying gun all abt....wetin u do d guy sef
I am ready for any invasive species. Let him try it, and he will know that there is difference between iron and steel.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 4:57pm On Sep 29, 2015
sod09:
seriously I day find person way fit clear my brain say I day support arsenal...
Dat baba go just day manage money like say na him get am


Lol grin

Baba you can port to Madrid na

But know say its nor easy anywia o undecided


Madrid with all their net spend went trophiless last season...

Barcelona have their issues too you could recall last 2 seasons they didn't life any trophy either!

So e nor easy anywia... Just manage with your club! That's the fun of the game, you win some, you lose some but you remain loyal!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 4:57pm On Sep 29, 2015
itoski:

enter one chance nyt boss to borno I dey wait for d toll gate
Now look at who is whining. Hmmmph. Borno state is safer than some states in the South West.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by ademasta(m): 4:57pm On Sep 29, 2015
elmisti:



Choi! Even dis onishina sombori dat we still catch on fridy night sharing kisses with one pekus. Sef dey put mouth for my matter....u beta go insyd b4 I open ya book like dem opened saraki own.....shior!
What are u sayin young boy? I sabi you?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:59pm On Sep 29, 2015
ademasta:

What are u sayin young boy? I sabi you?


Izkanshi!.....u nosabi me now bah?....am nt dt kinda man dat brag of d kindness av done...Gazaliah will undrstnd dat....but as my mumcy will say....igbe a tun. Gbon e....*shit go soon catch U*.....oniranu. Oshi...see his. Otondo hed#
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 5:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
dossylvanus:
Now look at who is whining. Hmmmph. Borno state is safer than some states in the South West.

I see
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 5:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:




You kno na!!!

It's not infidelity until one has bitten the. Forbidden fruit.

Lol grin
Quite true
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 5:01pm On Sep 29, 2015
dossylvanus:
The G greets you.
The Spark greets you too.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:03pm On Sep 29, 2015
dossylvanus:
Now look at who is whining. Hmmmph. Borno state is safer than some states in the South West.


I like to dey hear u jare....abeg, like which South West state...and on wht grounds
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:06pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:
Ehen abeg no vexx o na so i siddon for my papa parlour yesterday wey dem con begin one show like dat wey dem call You and I. The topic dem discuss na infidelity o, wetin dey cause am abeg no vexx. Its one of my long term projects av been doing survey on pls guys on this thread helep me contribute! So far, most of the guys av interviewed seem to av no precise reason for cheating! So from the male point of view i ned ansas
cc:
mistabiola
haywire1
Olami90
donasere
Xcozee
Elmisti
DonPsymon
babatawa
etal! if i no mention u no vex u can still contribute! Thanks

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Wat a beautiful question

Women r d reason y men cheat :

Base on d fact dat I'm African, Africa culture permits men to marry more than one wife, females must accept d fact dat dey r Africans too. Females r like flowers, beautiful in d morning, wilther @night (omashe oo), this is one of d reasons I don't chase after ladies, na una go use una leg waka come wen una don dey afternoon close to night grin grin .

What does it profit a wife who tinks her husband is for her alone but husband has many concubines secretly outside, that's bullsh1t. Why can't d wife jst accept Africa culture nd request d husband to marry d concubine or concubines as additional wife.
What does it profit a man who stands under mango tree every night chatting, romancing and yanshing is concubine wen he knws dat he's an Africa man.

Most times u will see married men shining eyes on young females with big yansh.

Let's be mature, guyz av ever try yanshing a female, as u pull her pants down for yanshing, one yeye odour frm her puna jst enter ur nose, wtf damn walahi ur joystick go soft sharply. Now imagine u've a dirty wife wit dirty puna and u sample another female outside wit fresh puna, now ask urself Whic of d puna u go die inside grin grin, "Elmisti joystick don dey hard, ashewoo grin grin "



Therefore, a woman who wants a peaceful home shall respect d fact dat we all r Africans,must always be clean and attractive for her man and above all must be ready for anytime anywhere any angle any corner yanshing

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