This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

CC: Farano
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

What happened to the doctrine of "chop and clean mouth" ?

Evergreen4:
What happened to the doctrine of "chop and clean mouth" ?

Chop wetin? She be shawarma?

carefully wrap it back and give it to her exactly the way she gave you and tell her you not interested.
it would hurt her feelings,but at least you're being honest

Lol, is that a baby-grow blanket I see?

Its called a gift, okay! You should have rejected it @ the moment she gave you!
Anyway, just start up the relationship, you might end up liking her

PunkyVeer:
Lol, is that a baby-grow blanket I see?

The hell you mean by 'baby-grow' blanket? I saw it in the parcel mehn.

saaedlee:
Its called a gift, okay! You should have rejected it @ the moment she gave you!
Anyway, just start up the relationship, you might end up liking her

Naa. I don't want

Give it to one of her brothers/ relative y'know doesn't have those as gift

ashmanpolo:

Naa. I don't want

then why did you accept it in d first place?

I wonder y u accepted in d 1st place..
Nawa 4 some ppl o

ashmanpolo:


The hell you mean by 'baby-grow' blanket? I saw it in the parcel mehn.

It looks like a baby's wrapping blanket. What is it? Whatever it is, that's a terrible colour for a man. Those are things you see given as gifts at a baby shower. What, are you 6 months old, she's giving you baby stuff?

saaedlee:


then why did you accept it in d first place?

At first I rejected it then she kept persuading me. It was wrapped and I thought it was biscuit or something cheap. You know girls and boxers na. Never knew it was such expensive items.

PunkyVeer:


It looks like a baby's wrapping blanket. What is it? Whatever it is, that's a terrible colour for a man. Those are things you see given as gifts at a baby shower. What, are you 6 months old, she's giving you baby stuff?

Maybe it's a message. She wants a baby from.... Not me

ashmanpolo:


Maybe it's a message. She wants a baby from.... Not me

Uv married an ogbanje



U dnt need 2 sleep wit her sha...she has ur baby alredi

ashmanpolo:


At first I rejected it then she kept persuading me. It was wrapped and I thought it was biscuit or something cheap. You know girls and boxers na. Never knew it was such expensive items.

So persuasion make you alter you stand? Cant you make a decision as a man? anyway since u know girls and boxers, I guess u have been receiving it in the past!
Bia, how can they wrap biscuits with "I love you" wrapping sheet?

the gifts aren't that expensive as you make it look, trust me on that. Ask her for her account number and deposit the "30k" if you think otherwise!

ashmanpolo:


Maybe it's a message. She wants a baby from.... Not me

I just hope she didn't go on a shoplifting spree just to score brownie points with you That's one eclectic gift pack.

OP... All gifts that anybody wants to return politely passes through me...

And other gifts that anybody wants to return honestly passes through lalasticlala

Just send the gift over and I'll take it to her on ur behalf... You don't have a thang to worry about!

WHY ALL THESE KIND GIRLS NO DEY EVER COME MY WAY ?? ALL I'LL SIMPLY DO I LOVE THEM BACK

Ok...pass it on to the poster below or mail lalasticlala (he deserves something good)

how sweet it will be if that girl was a Nairalander


Omo ur own don finish.



meanwhile u still snap pictures of the items??...na so body sweet u reach?


@ the poster above ___nah, I won't be needing such items pass it to Oga Lalas...

by being polite while returning it.

First lemme laugh you small

Second, those gifts are not worth 30k biko, so chillix and stop overthinking things, its just a token she bought you because she likes you.

You, on the other hand, should have rejected it outright since you know that you can NEVER date her. infact, why did you not just greet her normally and pass that day, you had to add all the sweet words and then exchange contacts (all the while knowing that you can NEVER date her)

Ok Now what to do:
1. pack all those things back into the gift bag.
2. Go to her house and knock on ther door
3. when she opens, hand the bag to her and say "Hi, I realise that I am to blame for this current confusion because I may have given you mixed signals, however I want to clarify things that I am not currently looking for a relationship, I would like us to remain friends but I don't want to date you. so if this exchange of gifts means what I think it means, I apologize for confusing you."
4. Turn around and go back to your house
5. NEVER flirt with any girl you know you will never date.


She may be hurt today but she will respect you for not playing with her heart.

All i have is a proverb..''No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam''...#diddat

Hmm..
OP just go to her house with the gift nd tell her ur father saw the gifts nd scolded you that he had warned you of collecting gifts from "STRANGERS".

Do the acting nd return it chikena..

braine:

hmmmm