Kingsley1000:
when I was broke I use To borrow dough,generator,tv,Home Theater etc from my Rich folks if a girl wants to visit me

Kingsley1000:
when I was broke I use To borrow dough,generator,tv,Home Theater etc from my Rich folks if a girl wants to visit me

SweetOlive post=3889210p8:
I ll gladly take you as you are.

prettythicksme:
Only broke guys in naija not here in burundi I hate eating in guys house self,take me to eatery dat will b berra btw op some guys dey use porn movies entertain babes ooo

Ojestas:
I unlock my phone make she dey check pictures i go come on fan... she would sleep off while looking at pictures.

Ojestas:
I unlock my phone make she dey check pictures i go come on fan... she would sleep off while looking at pictures.

Alezy:
who zz buka? ?

adeh39:


Noted!

engees001:
i choose to never be broke

Truckpusher:
Op , you're attempting to demonize guys that are broke simply because you want to make some hoes happy on NL .

You're an iidiot.

What else can you offer to anyone except what you can afford and being broke isn't a crime.

Write your stories bro but be realistic and not trying to market whatever you're cooking - People only believe in you when you're real to the last core of your human nature.
This is an advice , listen not to the harsh criticism.

tosyne2much:
Egbon ti binu oooooo


Die die oooooo egbon

PunterTim:
What is dissociation? Your sense of reality and who you are depend on your feelings, thoughts, sensations, perceptions and memories. If these become ‘disconnected’ from each other, or don’t register in your conscious mind, your sense of identity, your memories, and the way you see yourself and the world around you will change. This is what happens when you dissociate. It’s as if your mind is not in your body; as if you are looking at yourself from a distance; like looking at a stranger. Everyone has periods when we feel disconnected. Sometimes this happens naturally and unconsciously. For example, we often drive a familiar route, and arrive with no memory of the journey or of what we were thinking about. Some people even train themselves to use dissociation (i.e. to disconnect) to calm themselves, or for cultural or spiritual reasons. Sometimes we dissociate as a defence mechanism to help us deal with and survive traumatic experiences. Dissociation can also be a side effect of some drugs, medication and alcohol. Many mental health problems, such as schizophrenia , bipolar disorder and borderline personality disorder , have dissociative features. The different types of dissociation There are five types of dissociation: Amnesia This is when you can’t remember incidents or experiences that happened at a particular time, or when you can’t remember important personal information. Depersonalisation A feeling that your body is unreal, changing or dissolving. It also includes out-of-body experiences, such as seeing yourself as if watching a movie. Derealisation The world around you seems unreal. You may see objects changing in shape, size or colour, or you may feel that other people are robots. Identity confusion Feeling uncertain about who you are. You may feel as if there is a struggle within to define yourself. Identity alteration This is when there is a shift in your role or identity that changes your behaviour in ways that others could notice. For instance, you may be very different at work from when you are at home. What are the different types of dissociative disorder? Occasional, mild episodes of dissociation are part of ordinary, everyday life. Sometimes – at the time of a one-off trauma or during the prolonged ‘identity confusion’ of adolescence, for instance – more severe episodes are quite natural. Dissociative disorders occur when you have continuing and repeated episodes of dissociation. These usually cause what many people describe as ‘internal chaos’, and may interfere with your work, school, social, or home life. However, you may be someone who appears to be functioning well, and this may hide the distress you are experiencing. Dissociative amnesia This is when you can’t remember significant personal information or particular periods of time, which can’t be explained by ordinary forgetfulness. You may also experience mild to moderate depersonalisation, derealisation and identity confusion. I didn’t know I had other personalities at first because I wouldn’t remember them taking over – usually people closest to you are the first to know. Depersonalisation disorder You will have strong feelings of detachment from your own body or feel that your body is unreal. You may also experience mild to moderate derealisation and mild identity confusion. Dissociative fugue You may travel to a new location during a temporary loss of identity. You may then assume a different identity and a new life. Usually this ‘fugue’ will last for a few days, but it can last longer. To people who don’t know you, your behaviour may appear normal. When your memory of your identity returns, you may have a range of different feelings about what you did while in the fugue, such as depression, guilt, shame, fear and/or confusion. If you experience dissociative fugue, you are likely to have experienced severe amnesia, with moderate to severe identity confusion and often identity alteration. Dissociative identity disorder (DID) This is the most complex dissociative disorder. It is also known as multiple personality disorder (MPD). This has led some to see it as a personality disorder , although it is not. The defining feature is severe change in identity. I’d look in the mirror and it would be a different face. I was chaotic and unsettled. If you experience DID, you may experience the shifts of identity as separate personalities. Each identity may be in control of your behaviour and thoughts at different times. Each has a distinctive pattern of thinking and relating to the world. If you also have very severe amnesia, it may mean that one identity may have no awareness of what happens when another identity is in control. The amnesia can be one-way or two-way. Identity confusion is usually moderate to severe. DID also includes severe depersonalisation and derealisation. Dissociative disorder not otherwise specified (DDNOS) Each of the five types of dissociative response (see What are the different types of dissociative disorder? ) may occur, but the pattern of mix and severity does not fit any of the other dissociative disorders listed above.

SirDorianGray:




Bros don vex. But for real its funny seeing "malt and biscuit" & "noodles and eggs" as broke. Its not like people can make sharwama and barbecue at home na.

anumide:
tosyne2much will not save his #100 now so that he will be able to entertain his visitors. he will be buying airtime so that mtn will give him ten megabytes. yeye boy.

kathykathy:
Characteristis of a broke guy "babe wot do u care for,yoghurt nd bread ryt?" 2.before d gurl enters d ouz he would start eating so he could simply say come nd join me.

tosyne2much:
Seriously ?

gboss4sure:


Bro no vex, but ur own borrowing don pass normal level oo. You sure say you no borrow bed and condom join?

henrylowe:
I misquoted you. It has been settled bro



Peace

Truckpusher:
Op , you're attempting to demonize guys that are broke simply because you want to make some hoes happy on NL .

You're an iidiot.

What else can you offer to anyone except what you can afford and being broke isn't a crime.

Write your stories bro but be realistic and not trying to market whatever you're cooking - People only believe in you when you're real to the last core of your human nature.
This is an advice , listen not to the harsh criticism.

dearpreye:


Bro, when will you reduce your frankness? LOL!

Truckpusher:
Inside the grave bro.

dearpreye:


It's even beyond your control then. Good morning bro.

A lot of funny threads keep creeping to the front page.