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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
grin
kr0ne:

You're a very silly kid. An empty barrel feeling funky. Don't you know a better way of passing an idea without opening the foul-smelling pulp you call mouth to insult people? Are you mad. . .abi na so dem train you? Jreyez too is an audio head, but how many times have you seen him badmouth people here for sticking to text? Aside Obainojazz, you're not doper than anybody here in audio. So why are you feeling proud and making yourself look bigger than you're supposed to be? Na internet save you. Na your type I dey hang upside down as punishment.
Silly thing!

Singing..." oh lord have mercy mercy mercy"...**in diana kings voice!**

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
obainojazz:
you be benin witch ...this one u wan 10 pm...let's see sha
lets leave it Wednesday shaa, 24 bars, 10 pm.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:27pm On Oct 12, 2015
My kill count is numerated in Yoruba-English - King of Metaphor'


Yoruba = Meta [3]
English = Phor [4]
If a line this simple is too difficult for some people to understand, then how can they cope listening to canibus or Aesop Rock

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:29pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

I have lost count of the number of people that have played it, fact!
you must be the most ignorant simpleton this planet has ever haboured for not knowing that that sh1t has been played by every d1ck nd ukwu, both on NL and on fb.
The funny thing about it is that it's incredibly wack. Yet here you are beating your chest about it.

the bars subdued what took you 2 weeks to write. if anything, you are a disgrace to the hood you represent. how can you be so wack to steal from heywhizzy? you even stole from a pastor - imagine the level at which you sunk cos you were desperate to win. i hope theprekky's creator sends a thunderclap that would combust the building you'd sleep tonight!


may that mouth of yours twist 360degrees! Invented what? Isn't this the same sh1t krizkutz played way back? Everyone knows you're an epic biter.

who is kritzkutz?
my pen game isn't what any mgbeke writer like you can fück with. every line has a purpose. the style of writing is unique, the penmanship is incredible. why do you think i was sure your head is coming off your neck?


you're a fool. Your brain has been infested by bedbugs. Your brain tissues have been sucked dry. Your white blood cells have raised the white flag - your mental illness is too much for them to fight.

your propensity to stretch the borders of daftness is peerless? where did it go wrong for you? what the fück does it take to pen 12 solid stanzas that you decided to bite heywhizzy & darkrebel? if you ran out of bars, you shoulda PM'd me for bars instead of the extreme disgrace meted out to you.


Are you listening to yourself at all? You sound like a newly-turned lunatic!

you are the lunatic here....
have you forgotten you are still deluded that you won a battle everyone thought you lost. bitten punches, recycled angles, stale set-ups.


I mean, only a crazed individual would say "i'm the king of meta, four" and feel good about it. Does "meta" mean four?
Okay lemme translate

you lack cognitive reasoning!
the build up to that bar was self-explanatory but excess folic acid were taken when you were feeding through your momma's placenta thus contaminating your nervous system.

the bar said "my kill-count is numerated in yoruba-english, that's why i'm the king of metaphor"

yoruba-english = meta-four!
simplicity at its best - instead of stealing from tega from facebook. i doubt you know the meaning of kill-count or numerated. perhaps i should dash across the street to get you some artificial intelligence......the one bestowed on you by your creator is malfunctioning. grin


"i'm the king of three, four"... Lol. It shall not be well with that village witch that cursed you, say AMEN.

you are cursing your own mother be that o! the only witch in my village is your one-eyed mother. the curses she placed on you are starting to manifest.......

this was what one of the voters said.....

although Max is witty, he's just not as polished as Coogar in syntax, language structure, pronunciation etc

for anyone to say this about you after your parents spent their hard earned money on your education is an effing disgrace. where were you when your mates were studying english in school? you were probably in the bush hunting for grass-cutters and squirrels.


fück outta here.....

you lost, i won. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
Firsteva & prettythicksme. ..

Are you guys battling or what?

Whoever wins gets to give me a massage cool
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 9:36pm On Oct 12, 2015
Raplinx999:

lets leave it Wednesday shaa, 24 bars, 10 pm.
noo...after I've stressed myself scripting four bars today...let it be tomao..and besides, I won't be around on wednesday
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:37pm On Oct 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
angry angry

Battle firsteva first before you come for the King ..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:42pm On Oct 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
lmao!u mean dark?
you of course, are you scared?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 9:48pm On Oct 12, 2015
MuhdG:

I go fit open thread for una grin
ok muhg open am......captAwesome lets do it 2mao ..10pm wit jst 8barz since d tym frame is short
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:50pm On Oct 12, 2015
modenine can't freestyle for shït. .

I've heard him spit this verse in the factory & two other different radio stations.. Yet he spat it again in tim westwood . What kind of rapper spits the same verse in 4 different radio stations. .

On top of it, it ain't that tight. Phenom was better, at least you could hear what he was saying unlike Toadnine .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnsTsUuNqic
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 9:50pm On Oct 12, 2015
desmondDessi:

I want to see u battle
lol .......dont tell u tuk dat shid on ffr personal
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 9:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Krone easily gets irritated. I remember one event, back when I was in his hometown. Some kid distracted him while he was video recording me spit. If to say I no do am "leave am" sign. That guy for receive slap! grin
oh u know kr0ne off here?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 10:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
Laveda:
undecided
baby boo.cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 10:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
Thrash?i gat no with bis her,just dark. cheesy
battle FirstEVA 1st, before Dark give you a befitting burial...
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 10:05pm On Oct 12, 2015
danbrowndmf:
oh u know kr0ne off here?
Lol, Krone na my big bros na.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Laveda(f): 10:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
danbrowndmf:
baby boo.cheesy
yeah, oremi...sup









But. . . .








Even your boo get a boo grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by desmondDessi(m): 10:20pm On Oct 12, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
lol .......dont tell u tuk dat shid on ffr personal
You sounded personal
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:55pm On Oct 12, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I wrote the verse in 20 minutes. It was nothing serious ..like I said, I wrote it when I was playing some X-box while munching some fried chicken

how did you write it? With your toes? grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


who is kritzkutz?
my pen game isn't what any mgbeke writer like you can fück with. every line has a purpose. the style of writing is unique, the penmanship is incredible. why do you think i was sure your head is coming off your neck?
you are a disgrace to your entire family(extended and nuclear). So now you have amnesia? You suddenly don't know the dude whose pun/punchline you bit?
You are the true pathological liar here. Stup1d biter.
When they get caught, they start feigning a loss of memory.



you lack cognitive reasoning!
the build up to that bar was self-explanatory but excess folic acid were taken when you were feeding through your momma's placenta thus contaminating your nervous system.

the bar said "my kill-count is numerated in yoruba-english, that's why i'm the king of metaphor"

yoruba-english = meta-four!
simplicity at its best - instead of stealing from tega from facebook. i doubt you know the meaning of kill-count or numerated. perhaps i should dash across the street to get you some artificial intelligence......the one bestowed on you by your creator is malfunctioning. grin
your display of lunacy is becoming rampant. Wariblood's puns are x10 smarter than this arrant nonsense you played.
Who told you i didn't see the set up you did? I'm talking about the final HYPEline you did( it's not a punchline). It makes no grammatical sense.

And i quote,
"My kill-count is numerated in yoruba-english ...... That's why I'M THE KING OF META, FOUR.

what kind of language structure is this? Illiterate!

Your kill-count is numerated, so you're the king of three, four.
This is the meaning of what you played which makes no sense.
Anyone who understands yoruba clearly would know this. Kr0ne, gottoboy, limerick nd so on can prove me wrong if it isn't so.


you are cursing your own mother be that o! the only witch in my village is your one-eyed mother. the curses she placed on you are starting to manifest.......
are you pained already that you're going parental? Anyway, i've always known you to be a shameless man. Old fool. Your useless father sold you off to the whites as a slave - since the leprachaun couldn't afford to contain your display of lunacy.


this was what one of the voters said.....

although Max is witty, he's just not as polished as Coogar in syntax, language structure, pronunciation etc

for anyone to say this about you after your parents spent their hard earned money on your education is an effing disgrace. where were you when your mates were studying english in school? you were probably in the bush hunting for grass-cutters and squirrels.

says mr "meta, four".... You can't stand against me, both in spoken and in written english.
This communal interest we share is the only reason some of you lots get to spew balderdash at me.
You can f*ck off as well!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by jreyez(m): 10:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
darkenedrebel:
modenine can't freestyle for shït. .

I've heard him spit this verse in the factory & two other different radio stations.. Yet he spat it again in tim westwood . What kind of rapper spits the same verse in 4 different radio stations. .

On top of it, it ain't that tight. Phenom was better, at least you could hear what he was saying unlike Toadnine .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnsTsUuNqic

That second verse from his "superhuman" track featuring canibus... Flop! Why lazy? Smh.
Btw i don't know about you, but his vocals kinda clear though..
Tim is one moafucking white fork! See low quality session, same thing he did with phenom.... Bullshyt.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:02pm On Oct 12, 2015
Limerick:
how did you write it? With your toes? grin

i had three friends over. While two of em' were playing, I quickly composed the verse on my cellphone ..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:04pm On Oct 12, 2015
jreyez:


That second verse from his "superhuman" track featuring canibus... Flop! Why lazy? Smh.
Btw i don't know about you, but his vocals kinda clear though..
Tim is one moafucking white fork! See low quality session, same thing he did with phenom.... Bullshyt.


His flow & delivery sucks ...i barely hear the things he mumbles.. In this 21st century, he still uses monosyllabic rhymes in his verses..smh
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:23pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

you are a disgrace to your entire family(extended and nuclear). So now you have amnesia? You suddenly don't know the dude whose pun/punchline you bit?
You are the true pathological liar here. Stup1d biter.
When they get caught, they start feigning a loss of memory.

me? bit whose punch?
you think everyone's like you? stop embarrassing yourself and stop acting like you are on your period. take your loss like a man & deactivate. you should rather die on your feet than live on your knees. i understand i bruised your ego in a severe way but what do you expect when you are locked in a cage with an animal like coogar? grin


your display of lunacy is becoming rampant. Wariblood's puns are x10 smarter than this arrant nonsense you played.
Who told you i didn't see the set up you did? I'm talking about the final HYPEline you did( it's not a punchline). It makes no grammatical sense.

no grammatical sense but it destroyed your harvard-written verse? your own don spoil. cheesy grin everyone said your syntax was weak.....your choice of words was a school drop-out quality. you better beg me to teach you how to script.....


Your kill-count is numerated, so you're the king of three, four.
This is the meaning of what you played which makes no sense. Anyone who understands yoruba clearly would know this. Kr0ne, gottoboy, limerick nd so on can prove me wrong if it isn't so.

i am the king of counting bodies in yoruba-english. it was just a simple but very effective punch. the play was on meta-four!


are you pained already that you're going parental? Anyway, i've always known you to be a shameless man. Old fool. Your useless father sold you off to the whites as a slave - since the leprachaun couldn't afford to contain your display of lunacy.

elymax - this loss is making you rant like a mad man. take the loss like a man. every disappointment is a blessing in disguise. even though you lost, you are at least famous for battling coogar. look at the brighter side and forget the loss. you & your entire lineage put together couldn't have won. grin


says mr "meta, four".... You can't stand against me, both in spoken and in written english.This communal interest we share is the only reason some of you lots get to spew balderdash at me.
You can f*ck off as well!

spoken & written english?
yet the poor excuse of a loser you call a father can't tutor you the word spastic is a noun?

ELYMAXiimus:

whether you like it or not, you are an illiterate. I don't need to argue that with you. For you not to know that the basic fuction of an adjective is to modify or quallify a noun/pronoun you are a stack illiterate. I told you not to quote me again. I have no business with you anymore.

wasn't this you saying someone is a stack illiterate? stack abi stark? grin cheesy i can already tell you were raised in a firewood background. one more brag from you concerning the use of english language and i'd time-travel back to the 70s and drop your momma at the abortion clinic to have you terminated.

if your parents had invested a large chunk of their savings on your education, you wouldn't be here saying "stack illiterate". this is what happens when 2 irresponsible parents make wrong choices & birth kids they couldn't cater for.

elymax - you have been undressed publicly. if you ever get the opportunity to come back to this world, never ever make the mistake of drawing swords with me. i fathered this entire scene.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:46pm On Oct 12, 2015
darkenedrebel:


His flow & delivery sucks ...i barely hear the things he mumbles.. In this 21st century, he still uses monosyllabic rhymes in his verses..smh

don't let mode-9's fans catch you o!

the only nigga that really smoked the mic from naija that got me spazzing was the late da grin on jimmy jatt's jump off.

random.....

@ibime, i just saw chilla/conceited & i disagree with you that chilla won. conceited wasn't at his best but he was literally predicting every punchline chilla spat in the entire battle. at some point, he was finishing chilla's punches for him.

it's either conceited has risen to a god status to actually know everything chilla wrote or chilla's angle's were too predictable. conceited surprised me, that midget is a beast!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:13am On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:


me? bit whose punch?
you think everyone's like you? stop embarrassing yourself and stop acting like you are on your period. take your loss like a man & deactivate. you should rather die on your feet than live on your knees. i understand i bruised your ego in a severe way but what do you expect when you are locked in a cage with an animal like coogar? grin
you're getting exposed just as usuall. Even though i'm not in the category of dudes who scour through the whole internet to get proofs of a biting allegation, i will still make it clear before everyone.
You bit krizkut's "put sid in the ground," stop denying it. Come on, this is just a bite - having it added to the list of thousands others you've accepted you bit won't cost you a dime.


i am the king of counting bodies in yoruba-english. it was just a simple but very effective punch. the play was on meta-four!
lol. Keep modifying it. Btw, this is still arrant nonsense!


wasn't this you saying someone is a stack illiterate? stack abi stark? grin cheesy i can already tell you were raised in a firewood background. one more brag from you concerning the use of english language and i'd time-travel back to the 70s and drop your momma at the abortion clinic to have you terminated.

if your parents had invested a large chunk of their savings on your education, you wouldn't be here saying "stack illiterate". this is what happens when 2 irresponsible parents make wrong choices & birth kids they couldn't cater for.
your initiative would have told you that that's proof of using a smartphone (typo, error/ word completion) if you weren't a lunatic. Keep digging into my posts, jobless old man. I wonder what kind of responsible man would have the time to peruse through people's posts, looking for faults. Your one-legged mum must have caused this dementia for you - when she forcefully drew your oversized head out of her vag1na at birth.

elymax - you have been undressed publicly. if you ever get the opportunity to come back to this world, never ever make the mistake of drawing swords with me. i fathered this entire scene.
that nonsense play depicted and portrayed you as an illiterate. And your defending it publicly made matters worse. And it's your @ss that has been opened by the wind of truth.

Don't quote me again, 'cause henceforth, i'm giving you the silent treatment. I got better things to do, mr meta/four. grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 12:30am On Oct 13, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

you're getting exposed just as usuall. Even though i'm not in the category of dudes who scour through the whole internet to get proofs of a biting allegation, i will still make it clear before everyone.

scour the internet till your momma sorts her issue of blood, you wouldn't find anything on me. i don't steal punches like you do. 3 or 4 textcees have come out to claim ownership of your punches & yet you are still claiming rubbish. are you not ashamed of yourself?



You bit krizkut's "put sid in the ground," stop denying it. Come on, this is just a bite - having it added to the list of thousands others you've accepted you bit won't cost you a dime.

no NLer could have had such intelligence to use "put sid in the ground" the concept was mine & it was original. meanwhile, you stole housewarming, tommy he'll figure and cope in hagging.


lol. Keep modifying it. Btw, this is still arrant nonsense!

as nonsense as your conception.... grin


your initiative would have told you that that's proof of using a smartphone (typo error/word completion) if you weren't a lunatic. Keep digging into my posts, jobless old man. I wonder what kind of responsible man would have the time to peruse through people's posts, looking for faults.

there's a difference between a honest mistake & ineptitude. typing stark as stack is just a sign that your father raised you from a kerosene background.

up there again....you said it was a typo error. typo means error already, what is the meaning of typo error? i think you need to get some exposure and upgrade your penmanship.

don't even start with the excuse that you don't have money. your father has been useless since your conception. my suggestion is -you should have him sold as a sex slave so that slovakian faggöts can tunnel through his arsë.

your payout should take you to the US. grin


Your one-legged mum must have caused this dementia for you - when she forcefully drew your oversized head out of her vag1na at birth.

whereas, i was part of the 7 lads that shovelled you out of your momma's cünt when the fear of being born in a firewood background had you clutching firmly at your momma's ileum. 7 men, 7 shovels & 7 hours later, you were delivered as a catalyst to the poverty cycle that runs in your family tree. cheesy grin


that nonsense play depicted and portrayed you as an illiterate. And your defending it publicly made matters worse. It's your @ss that has been opened by the wind of truth.

nonsense play buried you!
you were punched to death & your entire credibility is in ruins. you had 2 weeks to script and yet you bit 4 solid punches from known textcees. tega on facebook is looking for you already. stealing runs in your family tree and fagottry is so much embedded in your genetic code that your left eye wants to fück the right!

elyfart.....you lost, i won. cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 2dice(m): 1:02am On Oct 13, 2015
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:03am On Oct 13, 2015
undecided

Choi!!! Had it been "Ely my nigga" been just use dis my red button, E 4 no better 4 am so?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:25am On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:


scour the internet till your momma sorts her issue of blood, you wouldn't find anything on me. i don't steal punches like you do. 3 or 4 textcees have come out to claim ownership of your punches & yet you are still claiming rubbish. are you not ashamed of yourself?




no NLer could have had such intelligence to use "put sid in the ground" the concept was mine & it was original. meanwhile, you stole housewarming, tommy he'll figure and cope in hagging.



as nonsense as your conception.... grin



there's a difference between a honest mistake & ineptitude. typing stark as stack is just a sign that your father raised you from a kerosene background.

up there again....you said it was a typo error. typo means error already, what is the meaning of typo error?
stop fooling yourself. Typo was on its own, so was error, and so was words completion. Again, you failed to use your initiative.
British slave! Your slave masters must have had you r@ped vigorously by iranian f@ggots. This, including your woeful loss to me, is the reason why you're going through this trauma right now.
And oh, i forgot to say how your mother became one-legged; she was gang-banged by 9 fulani herdsmen. This paralised one of her legs, which later got amputated by agbo sellers.
Now her motion is similar to that of a toad - she's always limping.

Wacko, you ain't even half as good as me. Your whole generation would need at least 10 more millenium years to gather enough knowledge for you to defeat max-cray!
Generic and wack puns like suck sid, warship/worship, meta,four are what you've got. This says much about your pedigree - every sid bore by any member of your family tree always show the symptom of lunacy.
Mr meta-four, you should be stoned to death for this ridiculous play. You should be stoned to death, hangged and stoned again.

F*ck outta here b1tch!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 3:44am On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
yeah, oremi...sup








But. . . .







Even your boo get a boo grin
lols, who thought u 'Oremi'.cheesy?






Stop saying even ur boo get a boo.sad harrysong is a mumu boy with his mangoe head.sad
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 3:49am On Oct 13, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Lol, Krone na my big bros na.
No wonder grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:40am On Oct 13, 2015
darkenedrebel:
modenine can't freestyle for shït. .

I've heard him spit this verse in the factory & two other different radio stations.. Yet he spat it again in tim westwood . What kind of rapper spits the same verse in 4 different radio stations. .

On top of it, it ain't that tight. Phenom was better, at least you could hear what he was saying unlike Toadnine .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnsTsUuNqic
Wtf. That stip wasn't a freestyle?
Shiii. Am disappointed in the dude.

I was impressed thinking it was freestyle.

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