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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Laveda(f): 11:19am On Oct 13, 2015
danbrowndmf:
half Northerner,half yoruba,half middle beltgrin



am not afraid to foot the bill,but let the 1st visit be indoorgrin
but i thought you are a feminist na.cheesy?
We go go G.D.C when dem pay salary.sad
nah soso half half lipsrsealed

Indoor? You nor well grin feminist keh...I accept the man is superior..buh that doesn't mean I take shiit from guys...okay whichever dear
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 11:29am On Oct 13, 2015
desmondDessi:

You sounded personal
Nah was jst lukin for trouble since u didnt talk bck i left u d phuck alone
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by YoungDaNaval(m): 11:29am On Oct 13, 2015
llaykorn:


Have you finished writing your will? And, the carpenter making your coffin, have you called him? Your name ain't gonna be crossed off the death-row list if Bis and Coog collaborate to write your bars. cool
Jigsaw will take charge of that
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by YoungDaNaval(m): 11:59am On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:


no, it's not.
typo itself means error.

so you either type "typographical error" or typo! nothing like typo error. that's just horribly wrong!

take it from me - i have written for chief execs and prime ministers.
Coogar! Are you in anyway related to Lie Mohammad?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 12:03pm On Oct 13, 2015
Oga Ibime, we still they go down?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 12:25pm On Oct 13, 2015
007Bruce:
Oga Ibime, we still they go down?

Yes o, but small small abeg. . . . My madam dey pursue me with gardening duties since Sunday. . . .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:27pm On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:


you are a disgrace to the recipient of your y-chromosomes.
Lol. You're a dumbass squit! What does this mean? Am I married? Oh, your mother used to be the recipient of my Y chromosomes, until she got banged by 9 Fulani herdsmen. She got all sorts of chromosomes in her, that identifying your gender after she sh1t you out became a problem. Dummy.





there's nothing called typo error cos that's tautology. typo already means error, no need to put the 2 together. na people like you dey write "still yet"
. This is why I said you're an illiterate, because you reason like one. Why will I use "typo" to modify "error", that's using a noun to modify a noun, you think everyone is dumb like you or what?
Typo was on its own, so was error, and so was words completion. Typo, error/ words completion - three different mistakes one could make when typing fast!. How much more shall I school you, Mr meta, four?




if i ain't as good as you, how did you lose?
I'm done going back and forth with you douchebum. You lost, and that's final. If thinking you won would make you sleep at night, go on, I can't impede you from daydreaming after all. Scum!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:31pm On Oct 13, 2015
Ibime:


Yes o, but small small abeg. . . . My madam dey pursue me with gardening duties since Sunday. . . .
Personal cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 12:50pm On Oct 13, 2015
llaykorn:
Darkenedrebel, abeg can we shift our deadline to 9:30pm?


Dude. 9:30 is too late..who will stay up to come post by 9:30? Latest is 5pm..put your verse together
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:55pm On Oct 13, 2015
I wasn't wrong when I called you a lunatic. This was one out of your numerous scenes of lunatic displays.


coogar:


emaprince?
he's a broke-aśs bicycle repairer. you will wait till the end of the month to get that done. he must wait for his salary at the end of the month to buy MBs before he can use the internet. i dunno why the mods entrust the setting up of battle threads in the hands of church rats like emabïtch

But now you hover all around his scrotum.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 12:56pm On Oct 13, 2015
MuhdG:

I go fit open thread for una grin
d battle is Today by 8pm !!! do wat u gotta do
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:00pm On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:


i knew it would be an epic fail when emaprince was nominated as the umpire for this. emaprince can't even clean up himself in the morning. he has the brain capacity of a pubic louse.

the church rat cannot afford MB to use internet.
Lunacy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:00pm On Oct 13, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
d battle is Today by 10pm !!! do wat u gotta do
Sure. U want me to create it now or later?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 1:03pm On Oct 13, 2015
MuhdG:

Sure. U want me to create it now or later?
later ...d battle is 8pm nw oh captAwesome take Note
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:13pm On Oct 13, 2015
This was you way back, conversing about krizkutz
coogar:


you are a disgraceful liar - show us where it was stated by airmark that coogar, limerick, kr0ne and krizzkutx were asked not to vote before the battle. failure to do that may cost you your life this year. do you lie for a living, you edo street urchin. you keep taking losses, you got punked by khimwhyte and you were caught pants down dry-snitching on sleakid.

You're a shameless pathological lieing tooth itching fool! So do you know krizkuts now or not? Disgusting epic biter!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:19pm On Oct 13, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

Lol. You're a dumbass squit! What does this mean? Am I married? Oh, your mother used to be the recipient of my Y chromosomes, until she got banged by 9 Fulani herdsmen. She got all sorts of chromosomes in her, that identifying your gender after she sh1t you out became a problem. Dummy.

since you are a slow coach....that statement simply means you are a disgrace to your one-eyed mother. she received your y-chromosomes from the toxic scrotum of your lunatic father.


. This is why I said you're an illiterate, because you reason like one. Why will I use "typo" to modify "error", that's using a noun to modify a noun, you think everyone is dumb like you or what?

it shall not be well with your entire family tree for trying to lie your way out of this. a typo is an error already. why would you put typo next to error if you think they are the same? dem swear for you with lies?


Typo was on its own, so was error, and so was words completion. Typo, error/ words completion - three different mistakes one could make when typing fast!. How much more shall I school you, Mr meta, four?

typo wasn't on his own, you pathological liar. until now, you thought typo error is correct. don't muddle it up, dumbass. this was what you wrote

elyfart:
your initiative would have told you that that's proof of using a smartphone (typo error/word completion)

you only just went back to put comma between typo and error. even with that, it's still silly because typo and error mean the same thing. ibime was right when he said you are not polished. from "stack illiterate to typo error" - i am not convinced you went to any school at all. you are a motor park tout like your street urchin biological father.



I'm done going back and forth with you douchebum. You lost, and that's final. If thinking you won would make you sleep at night, go on, I can't impede you from daydreaming after all. Scum!

you cannot be done. i call the shots here!

i heard you have been copping nightmares since you lost. this is why i don't like beating sissies. they would argue & make excuses for their awful penmanship. instead of taking your frustrations out on me, why don't you attack your homies that voted against you? grin cheesy

ELYMAXiimus:

I wasn't wrong when I called you a lunatic. This was one out of your numerous scenes of lunatic displays.
But now you hover all around his scrotum.

your mother is a lunatic!
don't put others into this. they didn't script for you. they were not a party to your failure as a textcee. they all supported you, rooted for you and yet you failed them.

ELYMAXiimus:

Lunacy

grin cheesy grin cheesy
that is your father's diagnosis......

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by desmondDessi(m): 1:22pm On Oct 13, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
Nah was jst lukin for trouble since u didnt talk bck i left u d phuck alone
Hmmm still wanna see ur battle lipsrsealed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:23pm On Oct 13, 2015
mikuz:


Miserable biter, I said it before I posted my verse. Are you blind? Deny that I did not ask my detractors not to vote and you won't leave to see tomorrow. You miserable vampire. You keep biting punches. When are you ever gonna write a punch that is 100% yours?

You got banned and disgraced for biting a whole verse in 2009, that's why you ditched the useless Sauron account, Couger what's the meaning of ya name?
Hahaha. Coogar, I'm refreshing your memory

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:25pm On Oct 13, 2015
Elyfart the complete illiterate always feigning intelligence, when in reality he knows nowt..

first he didn't know spastic could also function as a noun
Then he also didn't know This is a demonstrative adjective
And now he doesn't know that typo error is tautology as typo already means error..


you are truly 17 abi how old you be? Your brainbox empty die ..
Coogar leave the poor fool alone.. This was him when he was still your stan cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:37pm On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:


since you are a slow coach....that statement simply means you are a disgrace to your one-eyed mother. she received your y-chromosomes from the toxic scrotum of your lunatic father.



it shall not be well with your entire family tree for trying to lie your way out of this. a typo is an error already. why would you put typo next to error if you think they are the same? dem swear for you with lies?



typo wasn't on his own, you pathological liar. until now, you thought typo error is correct. don't muddle it up, dumbass. this was what you wrote



you only just went back to put comma between typo and error. even with that, it's still silly because typo and error mean the same thing. ibime was right when he said you are not polished. from "stack illiterate to typo error" - i am not convinced you went to any school at all. you are a motor park tout like your street urchin biological father.




you cannot be done. i call the shots here!

i heard you have been copping nightmares since you lost. this is why i don't like beating sissies. they would argue & make excuses for their awful penmanship. instead of taking your frustrations out on me, why don't you attack your homies that voted against you? grin cheesy



your mother is a lunatic!
don't put others into this. they didn't script for you. they were not a party to your failure as a textcee. they all supported you, rooted for you and yet you failed them.



grin cheesy grin cheesy
that is your father's diagnosis......
It shall not be well with you for changing my words. Is this all you got now; modifying my comments to suit your illiteracy?
And, error and typo don't mean the same, dummy. A typographical error is simply made when typing. Any other ERROR could occur, either when typing or not. I don't type my words fully, once I type 1 or 2 letters, the word is completed by my keyboard. Möron.
I am bringing back your history. Since you like going back in time, lemme help you.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:42pm On Oct 13, 2015
Wackmabel. I will only reply you when you show me a medical report which shows that you are normal.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:43pm On Oct 13, 2015
Ibime:


Yes o, but small small abeg. . . . My madam dey pursue me with gardening duties since Sunday. . . .
hehe. . I also have a full plate here
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:59pm On Oct 13, 2015
wished one particular person wasn't in the tourney...



Element of surprise is a powerful tool...





Any how any how........... that throne!!!!!!!
Play! play, play! play ...a newbie becomes King

Some niggas I would have loved to battle are pulling out...don't like that...?


But its the crown....THE CROwn...
If you dey features,,,remember NA the CROwn carry you come...
Nobody signed in, just to try winning,but to win........








A king's crown...


Leg out...

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:09pm On Oct 13, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
later ...d battle is 8pm nw oh captAwesome take Note
Alright. By 7:45pm ama create it
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:12pm On Oct 13, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Wackmabel. I will only reply you when you show me a medical report which shows that you are normal.
Ouch!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 13, 2015
Elyfart.. the only abnormal & jobless person here is you cos you are the one arguing pointlessly all day with someone that is prolly 20 times richer than you, while every other person is either at work or in school. ..

like I said, you are nothing but an insignificant flea to me.. ..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:34pm On Oct 13, 2015
Newbies should take note. Every dope oldhead here knows thecrook to be the most fierce biter ever!


UlqU3:



A lot of lines in that verse were bitten. Coogar recycled damn near half that verse vs mikuz.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:38pm On Oct 13, 2015
kingdimes:
nowadays I come here only to see rants n Hippocritic jests coogar u had a nice verse against sid but don't let hypes get into your head u might take glee in getting under people's skin but when a rational mind look at your thread post he will only see a narcissist m@sturbating with is own blood n a ret@rd advertising his own stupidity

feel free to take the offence

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2015
Proof!

mikuz:


Cooger is a biter!!

His insomnia/ resist a rest line

Verse 2 - second line!!

http://rap.genius.com/Leonemon-tcx-lyrics#note-1932117

Generic or bitten?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 3:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
nah soso half half lipsrsealed

Indoor? You nor well grin feminist keh...I accept the man is superior..buh that doesn't mean I take shiit from guys...okay whichever dear
you look like suck-away so u must take shitgrin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 3:19pm On Oct 13, 2015
cheesy This is interesting....
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:06pm On Oct 13, 2015
kr0ne:

Battling u is improper, to be frank with u. I wonder what makes u think ur d0pe or good enough to face the least person here. Ur only good in freestyles, that's all! Ur yet to understand what a battle means. Against Elymax u did 26 bars against his 12 and still didn't tie a crit. Against Vickybash u battled urself, and still against Tyson u just kept shooting blank. U say u dey diss third person, no be only u and Tyson dem set fight for? Who be the third person?
These are just the personals I'd use if I were to battle u. I'd do just 5 bars against ur 20 and still send u to hades
grin cheesy

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