coogar:

you are talking nonsense!
it's not just about playing the games....it's about the kind of game. are you this retardëd to not know the difference between a dead rubber game & a slugfest?

i get paid for my analyses - you get shat on for yours. i mean on what planet would anyone compare coogar to a doofus like you. why didn't you predict hazard wouldn't start if you are blessed with psychic powers? why didn't you predict for matic & oscar? hell - how come you don't know you are a charlatan when it comes to football punditry?

May be willian and others also played a deadrubber game. There is no sharp contrast between dedebt and rooney this term, they both were missing clear-cut chances. When rooney came to man utd, he started better than what we have seen of this merefish. Both of them should turn sidelines to their national assembly with good seats.
Anybody or institution paying you for all these type of gibberish you spit on this forum must be doing charity. They have other reasons of helping you with funds, not because of good soccer analyses. They may be into comedy or something.
Everyone noticed a new breeze of air in man utd's game today with the absence of your useless depaynaldo for the ladies.

Pataki:

Did he really ask for all that?! The kinda life he would never have lived had he been left in Eindhoven to be playing.
Manure is a breeding ground for docility these days. SAF would have long since placed that boy in his right shoe size.

Yes he asked for all that. It's a known fact. The management told him they dont offer such luxury to new players. It's not a joke.

coogar:


even at £50m, i would buy him.
we bought rio for £30m from leeds in 2002. stones is better than what rio was in 2002. he's a top defender & he won't be in everton for long.

What if he turns out a flop? I'm not praying he does. We'll have our traducers mocking us then.

airmark:


There is no sharp contrast between dedebt and rooney this term, they both were missing clear-cut chances. When rooney came to man utd, he started better than what we have seen of this merefish. Both of them should turn sidelines to their national assembly with good seats.

Anybody or institution paying you for all these type of gibberish you spit on this forum must be doing charity. They have other reasons of helping you with funds, not because of good soccer analyses. They may be into comedy or something. Everyone noticed a new breeze of air in man utd's game today with the absence of your useless depaynaldo for the ladies.

charity?
if you know how much i make per article, you would curse your creator for not giving you the kinda brains i work with.

LVG took off all the dutch players players in our team for the reason i stated earlier - fatigue! why was blind left out too? was it because of poor performance as well?

was it because of lukaku? blind räped benteke who is more beastly than lukaku so your poor performance theory simply suggests you are talking out of your arsë. had blind started today your theory would have had more credibility.

respect your superior - i lead, you follow!

sinizia:

What if he turns out a flop? I'm not praying he does. We'll have our traducers mocking us then.

who cares about yeye ABUs?
how can stones flop? we have schneiderlin, shaw, de gea, darmian, smalling, etc around him. how can he flop? how can?

coogar:


so germany were at risk of not qualifying before the mid-week? you are a pillock, folks like you should be summarily terminated.



you are a fool!
so depay was the reason holland failed to qualify? you are a disgrace to all football fans!

Show me where I mentioned depay was the reason Dutch futbaal team failed to qualify and you shall Get sensem
If you're are important in your time you will be in the starting 11 even if you had a knock before the match.
Sanchez had a hip bruise and wenger start him today.
Willian did travel with brazil nationa team and Jose start him.
Cooogar you're a fvking Bastarddd

coogar:

goals change games - the early goals helped a lot. the onus was on everton to equalise especially when they were playing at home....they threw caution to the wind and we were able to counter-attack with ease.

Still it was a very solid display in all deprtments. A few forgivable errors here and there but i'm glad it really worked out...

giggs/woodward would be very stupïd if they don't spend the cheddar on him next season. we would have a very talented core of young defenders if we get him. add de gea to the equation & we are sorted for the next 6 years.

I agree. I know money isn't an issue for a club like United but buying Stones for more dan 30mill is a big gamble. Besides we've been lousy enough in our transfer dealings since last season. We need to be more careful and approach the transfer window wit sense from now on...

coogar:


charity?
if you know how much i make per article, you would curse your creator for not giving you the kinda brains i work with.

LVG took off all the dutch players players in our team for the reason i stated earlier - fatigue! why was blind left out too? was it because of poor performance as well?

was it because of lukaku? blind räped benteke who is more beastly than lukaku so your poor performance theory simply suggests you are talking out of your arsë. had blind started today your theory would have had more credibility.

respect your superior - i lead, you follow!

Keep writing articles, i have dudes like you working for me.
Will you beat your chest for a daley blind in the heart of your defence against everton? Almost every analyst will applaud LVG inclusion of Jones at the backline in today's match. I have noticed this weakness in your team thats why i hailed LVG for the squad he paraded today. Blind would have been a poor inclusion in today's man utd defence. It was not because of any fatigue. Huntelaar and other dutch players played for their various clubs today. I dont know why it's hard for you to understand that blind had been making that defence shaky against tough teams, if not for smalling. You need more tutorials as regards soccer technicalities.

Kolade354:
Show me where I mentioned depay was the reason Dutch futbaal team failed to qualify and you shall Get sensem
If you're are important in your time you will be in the starting 11 even if you had a knock before the match.
Sanchez had a hip bruise and wenger start him today.
Willian did travel with brazil nationa team and Jose start him.
Cooogar you're a fvking Bastarddd

on the contrary, you are the fücking bästard. you were shat out of the cünt of a village witch. if sanchez had a hip bruise, is wenger the same as LVG?

2 dutch players are in our team & both of them were kept on the bench. even if we agree depay's plug was pulled cos he's shyte, is daley blind shyte too?

i suppose run across the street to buy you some artificial intelligence. the one you were bestowed by your creator has vaporised. you need a special deliverance on mount horeb!

airmark:

Keep writing articles, i have dudes like you working for me.

i have nuccas like you working for my dog. can you top that?

Will you beat your chest for a daley blind in the heart of your defence against everton? Almost every analyst will applaud LVG inclusion of Jones at the backline in today's match. I have noticed this weakness in your team thats why i hailed LVG for the squad he paraded today. Blind would have been a poor inclusion in today's man utd defence. It was not because of any fatigue. Huntelaar and other dutch players played for their various clubs today. I dont know why it's hard for you to understand that blind had been making that defence shaky against tough teams, if not for smalling. You need more tutorials as regards soccer technicalities.

blind has played in the heart of our defence since the preseason. without holland's situation in the euro qualifier, blind woulda started today. blind has played against pool, saints, arsenal, etc so what is everton compared to that? blind might play against city next weekend & then you would realise your folly.

coogar:



who cares about yeye ABUs?
how can stones flop? we have schneiderlin, shaw, de gea, darmian, smalling, etc around him. how can he flop? how can?

Ok then. Let's wait till end of the season. In other news, your man Gaal said it's difficult to bench in-form Herrera, but he will do it. Can you imagine? When the Fatso that needs to benched is left to be starting your games all the time? This man needs to be slapped!!

coogar:


so germany were at risk of not qualifying before the mid-week? you are a pillock, folks like you should be summarily terminated.



you are a fool!
so depay was the reason holland failed to qualify? you are a disgrace to all football fans!

Show me where I mentioned depay was the reason Dutch futbaal team failed to qualify and you shall Get sensem
If you're are important in your time you will be in the starting 11 even if you had a knock before the match.
Sanchez had a hip bruise and wenger start him today.
Willian did travel with brazil nationa team and Jose start him.
Cooogar you're a fvking Bastarddd

sinizia:


Ok then. Let's wait till end of the season. In other news, your man Gaal said it's difficult to bench in-form Herrera, but he will do it. Can you imagine? When the Fatso that needs to benched is left to be starting your games all the time? This man needs to be slapped!!

He needs to be slapped with Thor's hammer..

coogar:


on the contrary, you are the fücking bästard. you were shat out of the cünt of a village witch. if sanchez had a hip bruise, is wenger the same as LVG?

2 dutch players are in our team & both of them were kept on the bench. even if we agree depay's plug was pulled cos he's shyte, is daley blind shyte too?

i suppose run across the street to buy you some artificial intelligence. the one you were bestowed by your creator has vaporised. you need a special deliverance on mount horeb!



i have nuccas like you working for my dog. can you top that?



blind has played in the heart of our defence since the preseason. without holland's situation in the euro qualifier, blind woulda started today. blind has played against pool, saints, arsenal, etc so what is everton compared to that? blind might play against city next weekend & then you would realise your folly.

Daley Blind on the bench was a tactical move by LVG,He knwz Lukaku will give him a tough time that was why he brought in Jones( a no-nosense defender to match Lukaku physicality) while dat of depay is just enough of your bullshit, You have to buckle up nigga.
I knw idioot like you, whne you like a player you will do everything to defend him.
Even if it is Taye Taiwo. You like you will comaprae him with Cafu.
I put it to you that you are daft like your father Depay on the field of Play!

coogar:




i have nuccas like you working for my dog. can you top that?



blind has played in the heart of our defence since the preseason. without holland's situation in the euro qualifier, blind woulda started today. blind has played against pool, saints, arsenal, etc so what is everton compared to that? blind might play against city next weekend & then you would realise your folly.

I have registered companies, none is into veterinary. Send me your article rates, let me see how i can improve your financial status. Definitely, not soccer related. I am not impressed.

As regards blind, check the graphic below, your man utd family have a word for you and LVG not to parade the poor dutch players in the next game. Any word from you for them?

AdeLaNa1:

Still it was a very solid display in all deprtments. A few forgivable errors here and there but i'm glad it really worked out...

solid display!!!!

I agree. I know money isn't an issue for a club like United but buying Stones for more dan 30mill is a big gamble. Besides we've been lousy enough in our transfer dealings since last season. We need to be more careful and approach the transfer window wit sense from now on...

let's buy him.....
if smalling should pop his hamstring now, we have no other leader in that defence. would you trust jones as the last man to defend your house?

sinizia:

Ok then. Let's wait till end of the season. In other news, your man Gaal said it's difficult to bench in-form Herrera, but he will do it. Can you imagine? When the Fatso that needs to benched is left to be starting your games all the time? This man needs to be slapped!!

LVG needs deliverance.....
then again, i was speaking to one dude on redcafe who said he hates LVG but he cannot blame him for rooney's constant inclusion in the team.

he said there's a rumour that rooney's current constant included 100% appearance unless he's injured clause. seeing that it was moyes that co-signed that contract, it's highly plausible.

AdeLaNa1:
He needs to be slapped with Thor's hammer..

Or Sango's thunder!!

coogar:


LVG needs deliverance.....
then again, i was speaking to one dude on redcafe who said he hates LVG but he cannot blame him for rooney's constant inclusion in the team.

he said there's a rumour that rooney's current constant included 100% appearance unless he's injured clause. seeing that it was moyes that co-signed that contract, it's highly plausible.

If this true, then it begs the question - what was Woody and moronic Moyes thinking when they succumbed to such pressure from the washed-up Fatso and his fat agent? It might be true coz Gaal is not afraid to wield the big axe except in Rooney's case. It's mind-numbing.

airmark:

I have registered companies, none is into veterinary. Send me your article rates, let me see how i can improve your financial status. Definitely, not soccer related. I am not impressed.

it takes less than £25 to register a company. what's the biggie in registered companies. every self-employed dolt in my borough has a registered company. what's your turnover - that is the koko.

As regards blind, check the graphic below, your man utd family have a word for you and LVG not to parade the poor dutch players in the next game. Any word from you for them?

what has that graphic gotta do with LVG's line of thought? are you a fool by default? daley blind has started in the heart of the defence until today. he was even nominated as player of the month in september - playing in that defence. you have to be very stüpid to think he was pulled out cos of poor performance. at worst, he woulda started as LB today.

Kolade354:
Daley Blind on the bench was a tactical move by LVG,He knwz Lukaku will give him a tough time that was why he brought in Jones( a no-nosense defender to match Lukaku

your IQ is def'ly lower than your shoe size!
so blind was benched and rojo was played instead of him? i know you were born stüpid but this level of stüpidity coming from you is deeper than the pacific ocean.

come - you no chop cerelac as a pikin?

physicality) while dat of depay is just enough of your bullshit, You have to buckle up nigga.
I knw idioot like you, whne you like a player you will do everything to defend him.
Even if it is Taye Taiwo. You like you will comaprae him with Cafu.
I put it to you that you are daft like your father Depay on the field of Play!

blind handled benteke - lukaku is a small fry to benteke. blind has been brilliant in the defence. he was a player of the month nominee - he wasn't benched cos of tactical nonsense. he was benched just like depay cos they were both physically & psychologically drained after holland got kicked out of euros!

airmark:


I have registered companies, none is into veterinary. Send me your article rates, let me see how i can improve your financial status. Definitely, not soccer related. I am not impressed.

As regards blind, check the graphic below, your man utd family have a word for you and LVG not to parade the poor dutch players in the next game. Any word from you for them?

Lool! U too like wahala...

sinizia:


If this true, then it begs the question - what was Woody and moronic Moyes thinking when they succumbed to such pressure from the washed-up Fatso and his fat agent? It might be true coz Gaal is not afraid to wield the big axe except in Rooney's case. It's mind-numbing.

everything about that contract was awful.

the money was disgusting, the length of the contract is a disgrace. rooney was 28 & his agent managed to get a 6-year contract for him. so we are stuck with rooney till he's 34.

everyone knows rooney does not have that super athlete body like ronaldo & yet moyes signed him for 6 years. at 29, he's struggling with pace. imagine what he would look like at 34?

woodward was wet behind the ears then - moyes was the culprit!

coogar:


let's buy him.....
if smalling should pop his hamstring now, we have no other leader in that defence. would you trust jones as the last man to defend your house?

Oh God. Please No. I've been praying against injuries for our players. Any injury right now ll only serve to destabilise a team starting to find its feet...

coogar:


everything about that contract was awful.

the money was disgusting, the length of the contract is a disgrace. rooney was 28 & his agent managed to get a 6-year contract for him. so we are stuck with rooney till he's 34.

everyone knows rooney does not have that super athlete body like ronaldo & yet moyes signed him for 6 years. at 29, he's struggling with pace. imagine what he would look like at 34?

woodward was wet behind the ears then - moyes was the culprit!

I'm reading this for the first time. Are you kidding me? Rooney, the fat and wack striker that SAF was about to get rid off, conned Woody and Moyes to give him a 6 years (not 6 weeks) contract on £250K a week? And SAF didn't protest? WTF?!! On top that, add the ridiculous clause of playing all the time? This has got to be the most miraculous scam pulled off by any player DOA!!

AdeLaNa1:

Oh God. Please No. I've been praying against injuries for our players. Any injury right now ll only serve to destabilise a team starting to find its feet...

i just hope mike stays fit for the entire season. he's been a beast throughout. jones was decent today but i ain't convinced yet. i need to see him more to be totally convinced he's banished his demons of last season.

sinizia:

I'm reading this for the first time. Are you kidding me? Rooney, the fat and wack striker that SAF was about to get rid off, conned Woody and Moyes to give him a 6 years (not 6 weeks) contract on £300K £250K a week? And SAF didn't protest? WTF?!! On top that, add the ridiculous clause of playing all the time? This has got to be the most miraculous scam pulled off by any player DOA!!

fixed that for you!

coogar:


fixed that for you!

What a bad news to end a good day for united. Thunder fire you Moyes!!

coogar:


i just hope mike stays fit for the entire season. he's been a beast throughout. jones was decent today but i ain't convinced yet. i need to see him more to be totally convinced he's banished his demons of last season.



fixed that for you!

Mike Smalling. You don turn LvG

coogar:


solid display!!!!



let's buy him.....
if smalling should pop his hamstring now, we have no other leader in that defence. would you trust jones as the last man to defend your house?



LVG needs deliverance.....
then again, i was speaking to one dude on redcafe who said he hates LVG but he cannot blame him for rooney's constant inclusion in the team.

he said there's a rumour that rooney's current constant included 100% appearance unless he's injured clause. seeing that it was moyes that co-signed that contract, it's highly plausible.

If that clause was in Rooneys contract, Moyes and Woodward need to be taken to saudi Arabia and be given 1000 strokes each.

SMH.

PietroRico:
The last player that was this exciting was Nani before he went haywire
Any time martial is on the ball, everyone holds their breadth in anticipation for what he's going to do next.. And he rarely disappoints
What a player!!
Even the opponents are left doing random guesses on whether he'll pass, if he'll cut in to his right, or just run down the left..
Coleman looked like a 17 yr old boy making his debut in the latter part of today's game...

If he continues to improve, there's no telling the kind of player we'll have on our hands in years to come

Herrera is another joy to watch
His movement is just superb
He makes life easy for everybody
He is always moving around making trying to make sure he's an outlet in both difficult positions at the back and promising positions in front
Always looking to close down the opposition.. And uses the ball fairly intelligently.
He's a major reason for the quick transition from defence to attack

I dunno what downsides Plato is seeing to his game but it's hard to believe they outweigh the positives..

Bros, you sabi analyze games. you are spot on.
@mourinholic, about Jones, you're right.
@ancientjerk, Jones was better and more versatile under SAF.

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! U too like wahala...

Will you have prefered blind instead of jones as CB today? Talk true?

coogar:

it takes less than £25 to register a company. what's the biggie in registered companies. every self-employed dolt in my borough has a registered company. what's your turnover - that is the koko.
what has that graphic gotta do with LVG's line of thought? are you a fool by default? daley blind has started in the heart of the defence until today. he was even nominated as player of the month in september - playing in that defence. you have to be very stüpid to think he was pulled out cos of poor performance. at worst, he woulda started as LB today.
!

You try to always cover your weak analyses with senseless abuses to distract readers, but many wont fall for your tricks. When you come to the states beep me to have a one on one discussion, i like how things operate in the UK. Meanwhile, we saw some level of good organisation and understanding among your defenders today unlike before, especially against arsenal. LVG will be stvpid to alter the make-up by introducing blind in that defence again, barring any injury. Blind should start working towards regaining his position in the midfield, the earlier the better for him. If not, he should be ready to speak dutch with depay on the bench. Sample the opinions of your co-man utd fans here to confirm that you are here fooling yourself as regards blind and merefish.

MrTA:


Mike Smalling. You don turn LvG

my friends call him mike!
i never even knew LVG made the mistake of calling him mike in one of his pressers......until last week when my friends kept saying mike mike mike. LVG is a lunatic!

codedguy1:

If that clause was in Rooneys contract, Moyes and Woodward need to be taken to saudi Arabia and be given 1000 strokes each.
SMH.

moyes na mumu!
most clubs do 1 year contract extension for players that are 30 & above. rooney shoulda been given a 2-year contract till he's 30......and then we can start topping it up every year depending on his condition.

na wetin make evra vex be that. rooney got a long contract. evra was told he cannot sign more than 1-year after the world cup in 2014. evra just got pissed off & he ran to juventus.

You try to always cover your weak analyses with senseless abuses to distract readers, but many wont fall for your tricks. We saw some level of good organisation and understanding among your defenders today unlike before, especially against arsenal. LVG will be stvpid to alter the make-up by introducing blind in that defence again, barring any injury. Blind should start working towards regaining his position in the midfield, the earlier the better for him. If not, he should be ready to speak dutch with depay on the bench. Sample the opinions of your co-man utd fans here to confirm that you are here fooling yourself.

what you see is irrelevant......

blind has not made any huge mistake to be on the bench. like i told your blocked head, blind was one of the nominees in september player of the month. even if he was püre wänk against arsenal, one poor game isn't enough for his plugged to be pulled. use your common sense for once.

like i said - had blind played today with depay on the bench then it woulda been clear as daylight that depay got benched cos the gaffer thinks his performance is nothing to write home about. benching blind & depay at the same time simply tells me it's because the players were fatigued from the holland drama in euro qualifiers....

if LVG feels blind was poor as a CB, he woulda played him as a LB today. blind is 100% better then rojo in the LB position. i dunno why you are trying to prove what isn't there even in the face of facts & evidence. what everyone else thinks is irrelevant - we all feel rooney shouldn't be starting, yet he starts......

airmark:


Will you have prefered blind instead of jones as CB today? Talk true?

No sir!
*Shakes head vigorously*

It ll be tough. But we should be able to beat CSKA. And if we can beat CSKA den we should be confident enough of topping our group.

Coz we'll have CSKA(home), and PSV(home) as our next games. And we can simply go to Germany and settle for a point wen we face Wolfsburg.

Those are just my predictions tho....

AdeLaNa1:
It ll be tough. But we should be able to beat CSKA. And if we can beat CSKA den we should be confident enough of topping our group.

Coz we'll have CSKA(home), and PSV(home) as our next games. And we can simply go to Germany and settle for a point wen we face Wolfsburg.

Those are just my predictions tho....

Fear the Nigerian from the North... Ahmed Musa.

coogar:


blind has not made any huge mistake to be on the bench. like i told your blocked head, blind was one of the nominees in september player of the month. even if he was püre wänk against arsenal, one poor game isn't enough for his plugged to be pulled. use your common sense for once.

like i said - had blind played today with depay on the bench then it woulda been clear as daylight that depay got benched cos the gaffer thinks his performance is nothing to write home about. benching blind & depay at the same time simply tells me it's because the players were fatigued from the holland drama in euro qualifiers....

if LVG feels blind was poor as a CB, he woulda played him as a LB today. blind is 100% better then rojo in the LB position. i dunno why you are trying to prove what isn't there even in the face of facts & evidence. what everyone else thinks is irrelevant - we all feel rooney shouldn't be starting, yet he starts......

Blind against southampton was nt impressive as pelle and mane exploited his poor positional play. Smalling did some tidying up to cover his arse. A jones would be preferred to him, because he can be easily outmuscled by a bullying striker. He would nt have fared well against lukaku or kone. Meanwhile, I cant have rojo fully fit and defensively think blind should be my LB. LVG would nt make that gamble. In your forthcoming games, you will know you goofed as regards blind. Thank God LVG used his brain by benching depay and blind and we saw a better man utd. I hope they will replicate the performance in europe.

olabode89:



Chief Banter officer!!!... free Coogar jare

Assanal will be raped by Watford... 2 goals for Odion Jude Ighalo....

May you get raped up in the batty by a fu cking camel!