Mourinholic:

The Neuer you watched yesterday.......
Just imagine,pure nonsense.....
Just a game

Are you a United fan?

I don't wish myself to sit in front of the TV and stare at bayern humiliating and molesting poor teams like whores in their bundesliga(maybe against Dortmund of 2013), its torture. The only time i get to see them is in Europe and he hasn't been convincing. Each time he makes one save the whole eorld hears it but theses are the saves DDG makes every week in the EPL. Why he hasn't been found out by many is simply because of the way his team plays, making it hard for opponents to get to him.
There was a time neuer was best in the world no doubt. But for now, De gea is a better shot stopper, take it to the bank and you'll get paid.

Bellerin can run to Netherland and bring Depay's forn

Mourinholic:

Minor trophy...........Its a pre season cup

Pause for a minute and listen to yourself.... only minutes you said community shield is NOT a trophy, now it is a minor TROPHY... If i begin talk say una chelsea fans get brain damage, una go say any small thing curse when it is increasingly obvious hypoxia has rendered all of you brain dead

Mourinholic:
Bellerin can run to Netherland and bring
Depay's forn

Guy, the way you switch topics baffles me. When you get beat down at an argument, u immediately change d course of discussion or debate. Na wa o. All dis your half done arguments is beginning to sound like that of a toodler.

Well, Maybe you are toodler.

Mourinholic:
Bellerin can run to Netherland and bring
Depay's forn

I have not even finished with one...you dropped another one again. Does this even make sense? Did Man utd play Arsenal yesterday, is Bellerin the fastest player in Arsenal, talkless of europe? Nawa

igbsam:


Guy, the way you switch topics baffles me. When you get beat down at an argument, u immediately change d course of discussion or debate. Na wa o. All dis your half done arguments is beginning to sound like that of a toodler.

Well, Maybe you are toodler.

Na una dhey make dem relevant.. cos to me, they're bunch of dwebs yearning for an attention

Joeace3000:



I have not even finished with one...you dropped another one again. Does this even make sense? Did Man utd play Arsenal yesterday, is Bellerin the fastest player in Arsenal, talkless of europe? Nawa

Don't worry yourself, bro. The ghuy's brain is having the usual menstrual flow.. . After this, he'll try to get his senses back to live

JayKayMaybachz:
Na una dhey make dem relevant.. cos to me, they're bunch of dwebs yearning for an attention

I tire o....I give up on their case. No more!

igbsam:


I tire o....I give up on their case. No more!

Bro you need to... If you ghuys ignore them for awhile, they'll so realise how stvpid they've been

Joeace3000:



I have not even finished with one...you dropped another one again. Does this even make sense? Did Man utd play Arsenal yesterday, is Bellerin the fastest player in Arsenal, talkless of europe? Nawa

Yeah, currently, Bellerin is the fastest player in Assnal, but never for Europe.

@nyabinghi,
Apology for mentioning you. No harm meant.

sinizia:
Shout-out to Pataki and Elfenomino1. You guys did me proud tonight. I supported azznal to win and strangely for shekpe to win also, coz I don't want EPL losing one of our spots to Italy, and also for the bragging rights over BurnThisLeagueDown. Bellerin na baller!! Azznal was amazing. I sleep tonight a happy man.

Thank you thank you! The UNPREDICTABLES did it again! Tonight, make una no disgrace the EPL teams tonight oh. Or else, I go party hard!

Dayokanu will at least shut-up that his useless mouth for some weeks to come.

What happened Starboard? Who and who got banned? I saw I was mentioned, but the comments were hidden. I have missed these last two weeks, as I was away on vacation and internet access was limited on the island I was.

Pataki:
What happened Starboard? Who and who got banned? I saw I was mentioned, but the comments were hidden. I have missed these last two weeks, as I was away on vacation and internet access was limited on the island I was.

This are the possibly banned candidates for day before yesterday(monday),
Coogar
Nihilist
Adelana
Dopejemi
Airmark
Na all the shekpe fans come here find trouble ooo and while Coogar started schooling them, one shekpe fan named Nitlad went to call the mods.
While yesterday, the possibly banned candidates are;
Uniquegem and,
Sailorxy.
This one was caused by one alleged stupidity sample named Footreja. He came from exactly no where(but uniquegems report suggests he's from IDP camp) to look for wahala and while Uniquegem and sailor were giving it to him on all fronts, the weyrey called the mod and the 2 are possibly in nairaland dungeon now.
But you missed ooo, the war here this past few days no be small thing ooo, congrat on your victory sha, as for Dayo, I dissed the guy sotay he started crying yesterday night. You should have seen him.

Pataki:
What happened Starboard? Who and who got banned? I saw I was mentioned, but the comments were hidden. I have missed these last two weeks, as I was away on vacation and internet access was limited on the island I was.

Island of Agbowo

Enough people chop ban. Apparently there was a fight (as is always the case in here). Mods were called in by some people supporting a side in the lower half of the table hence the hidden posts.
I stumbled into the fight, made an innocent observation, next thing one Siamese cockroach is riding my nuts.

Meanwhile I gotta give your side enough props for the tactical display last night.

Mystic1:
This are the possibly banned candidates for day before yesterday(monday),
Coogar
Nihilist
Adelana
Dopejemi
Airmark
Na all the shekpe fans come here find trouble ooo and while Coogar started schooling them, one shekpe fan named Nitlad went to call the mods.
While yesterday, the possibly banned candidates are;
Uniquegem and,
Sailorxy.
This one was caused by one alleged stupidity sample named Footreja. He came from exactly no where(but uniquegems report suggests he's from IDP camp) to look for wahala and while Uniquegem and sailor were giving it to him on all fronts, the weyrey called the mod and the 2 are possibly in nairaland dungeon now.
But you missed ooo, the war here this past few days no be small thing ooo, congrat on your victory sha, as for Dayo, I dissed the guy sotay he started crying yesterday night. You should have seen him.

LOL! I have truly missed. Dayo is always touchy and exceptionally humble whenever his team loses. Watch him, the next few days he will make limited number of posting and no lau-lau yarning on any of the EPL threads.

If Bayern loses, he has this foolish way of making fanciful appealing emotions with his posts, that you can almost feel he is crying about his useless team. I no pity am at all.

I hope there is a nearby hospital around him. I don't want to hear he don pokunso for yankee oh! Or else you will be held accountable!!!

StarBoard:

Island of Agbowo

Enough people chop ban. Apparently there was a fight (as is always the case in here). Mods were called in by some people supporting a side in the lower half of the table hence the hidden posts.
I stumbled into the fight, made an innocent observation, next thing one Siamese cockroach is riding my nuts.

Meanwhile I gotta give your side enough props for the tactical display last night.

LOL...Island of Agbowo ke? I have noticed people just post these days, looking for relevance and cyber recognition on the sports board. I most times give a response and subsequently just ignore. I have learnt to pick my battles wisely if I need to.

Thank you thank you for your unsolicited props. I hope una go make us EPL teams proud tonight oh. Ahmed Musa dey wait for una sha.

igbsam:


Guy, the way you switch topics baffles me. When you get beat down at an argument, u immediately change d course of discussion or debate. Na wa o. All dis your half done arguments is beginning to sound like that of a toodler.

Well, Maybe you are toodler.

Joeace3000:

I have not even finished with one...you dropped another one again. Does this even make sense? Did Man utd play Arsenal yesterday, is Bellerin the fastest player in Arsenal, talkless of europe? Nawa

igbsam:


Guy, the way you switch topics baffles me. When you get beat down at an argument, u immediately change d course of discussion or debate. Na wa o. All dis your half done arguments is beginning to sound like that of a toodler.

Well, Maybe you are toodler.

God,it looks like understanding is a problem for United fans..........Where exactly did I change topic? the post you guys quoted, does it looks like an argument?
Abeg spare me this nonsense.... If you can't read and understand don't cry on my mentions

Joeace3000:


Pause for a minute and listen to yourself.... only minutes you said community shield is NOT a trophy, now it is a minor TROPHY... If i begin talk say una chelsea fans get brain damage, una go say any small thing curse when it is increasingly obvious hypoxia has rendered all of you brain dead

By now its an established fact that United fans should have a documentary on NATIONAL GEOGRAPHY channel.......
Seriously, I came in peace...
I said its not a trophy for the 'big boys',If you have memory loss that you can't really recall simple stuff pls stay off NL.....
I didn't come here today for all of these yarns......

sinizia:


That thing is a kid. His former moniker Bigkesh. On his profile was a frustrated kid with a Father Christmas cap which was used to cover the perforations on his cranium and brain cells. After Panthanky took him to the cleaners, he removed the scarecrow of a pic and created his new dumb moniker after a blabber-mouthed gaffer. Ignore him.

Nonsense............ Not in the mood today....

Pataki:


Thank you thank you! The UNPREDICTABLES did it again! Tonight, make una no disgrace the EPL teams tonight oh. Or else, I go party hard!

Dayokanu will at least shut-up that his useless mouth for some weeks to come.

LOL. By Jah's grace, Mancunians won't let EPL down. Apart from preventing a party, we need the bragging rights to shut naysayers up.


BTW, you missed an epic fight between Coog, Aírmark and Nihílist. No worry, next time, I'll reach out to Assin Wenger to notify you of any ongoing fight.

Can you believe this guys?

Manchester United midfielder Herrera bizarrely criticised by Garth Crooks

Garth Crooks has form for the unpredictable and his analysis of Ander Herrera's weekend performance fell into that category.

Crooks felt Rooney deserved credit for Herrera's performance
Amid the wave of positivity following
Ander Herrera 's performance in
Manchester United 's terrific 3-0 win at Everton on Saturday, one man felt someone else deserved just as much credit.
Garth Crooks, the long-time BBC pundit who once suggested Scotland international James Morrison should earn an England call-up and concocted the '4-2-1-3-1' formation, had some harsh words for Herrera.
"Herrera is very fortunate to have such an accommodating captain as Wayne Rooney, who has waited patiently for him and other new arrivals to come to terms with Louis van Gaal’s new system, often to Rooney’s detriment," Crooks said .
Herrera has scored three goals and assisted two in six starts this season, while he has netted an impressive 11 goals in 27 United starts.
Rooney, meanwhile, has been heavily - and justifiably - criticised this term for a string of anaemic displays and his goal at Everton - created by Herrera - was just his fourth Premier League away strike in 19 months.

"You should be thanking me, you creative and goalscoring nobody."

Can you believe this guys?

Manchester United midfielder Herrera bizarrely criticised by Garth Crooks

Garth Crooks has form for the unpredictable and his analysis of Ander Herrera's weekend performance fell into that category.

Crooks felt Rooney deserved credit for Herrera's performance
Amid the wave of positivity following
Ander Herrera 's performance in
Manchester United 's terrific 3-0 win at Everton on Saturday, one man felt someone else deserved just as much credit.
Garth Crooks, the long-time BBC pundit who once suggested Scotland international James Morrison should earn an England call-up and concocted the '4-2-1-3-1' formation, had some harsh words for Herrera.
"Herrera is very fortunate to have such an accommodating captain as Wayne Rooney, who has waited patiently for him and other new arrivals to come to terms with Louis van Gaal’s new system, often to Rooney’s detriment," Crooks said .
Herrera has scored three goals and assisted two in six starts this season, while he has netted an impressive 11 goals in 27 United starts.
Rooney, meanwhile, has been heavily - and justifiably - criticised this term for a string of anaemic displays and his goal at Everton - created by Herrera - was just his fourth Premier League away strike in 19 months.

"You should be thanking me, you creative and goalscoring nobody."

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-midfielder-herrera-bizarrely-10301762

Mourinholic:

The Neuer you watched yesterday.......
Just imagine,pure nonsense.....
Just a game

Are you a United fan?

Question for the gods.

Tribute to the 1 player I regret that my team could not sign: BATIGOL!

Few sports people have taken more obvious joy from their endeavours as Batistuta from scoring a goal. Arms would stretch out, hair catch in the
breeze and face contort to convey delight, relief and pent-up aggression all in unison. He did not so much like football per se, but saw it as the
necessary route to goals, only the game’s most precious currency sating his desires. Goals were less a measure of Batistuta’s success, more a
barometer for his entire well-being.

For those of a certain age, Peter Brackley exclaiming “Batistutaaaaaaa” is a one-word chapter heading in the diary of a footballing education. Channel 4’s commentator had plenty of opportunity to perfect his art. Batistuta is Fiorentina’s record Serie A goalscorer with 152, and scored 20 or more goals in a Serie A season for 4 consecutive years. When he finally left for Roma to seek glory, he promptly won them
their first Scudetto since 1983. His partnership with Francesco Totti was as close to football nirvana as I can conceive.

If Batistuta’s club record is envious, on the international stage he is almost untouchable. He is still La Albiceleste’s record goalscorer, seven ahead of Lionel Messi; Argentina’s new footballing
deity already has 27 more caps. Batistuta’s record of 56 goals in 78 appearances is bettered by only Iran’s Ali Daei of those born post-war. My
favourite Batistuta statistic is that he is the only player to score hat-tricks in two World Cups. Just the 23 goals at major international tournaments, 10 in 12 World Cup games.

The most intriguing aspect of Batistuta is the vast gap between player and person. Off the field he is meek, a quiet, private family man who
married his childhood sweetheart having met her aged 15. His own official website pictures a poetic scene: ‘In my heart there are always sunsets and
sunrises in front of the great river and the smell of the earth at home’ – Jorge Luis Borges could not have done better. On the field he was the personification of passion. If the jarring cliché is that Batistuta lived for scoring goals, the reality is closer than you might
think. In 2005, the former Argentina striker begged doctors to amputate his legs due to the excruciating pain he was suffering. “I left football and overnight I couldn’t walk,” Batistuta told TyC Sports. “I wet the bed even though the bathroom was only 3 metres away. It was 4am and I knew if I stood my ankle would kill me. I went to see a doctor and told him to cut off my legs. He looked at me and told me I was crazy. I couldn’t bear it any longer. I can’t put in to words just how bad the pain was.”

3 months before that medical emergency, Batistuta was still playing for Al-Arabi in Qatar. The current trend is to see the Middle East as a nursing home for demotivated footballers, but
Batigol mocked that accusation. He broke the country’s record for the most goals scored in a season, wearing away the last bits of cartilage in his knee. “It’s literally bone on bone all the time,”
Batistuta explained, as if he was describing a tap-in. Scoring goals was Batistuta’s morphine. Without it, legs crumbled.

It’s an anecdote which encapsulates Batigol the player and Batistuta the man. He was a fighter, a worker, the best example of what can be achieved when immense natural talent is sculpted, nurtured and cherished. Nicknamed ‘the Animal’ in his younger career for his strength and tenacity,
he quickly developed a finishing ability that took him to the top of his sport. Ninety-nine per cent of forwards offset power against placement or vice versa; Batistuta was in the 1% who can do
both. He was that most rare of strikers, both a great scorer of goals and a scorer of great goals. There is nothing morally wrong with money as a
motivation for success. Careers are short and fraught with pitfalls. Every game could be your last, every tackle your career-ender. You’re a long time retired after sacrificing your physical
and emotional development to the game.

That only elevates those who choose a higher plane. “I’ve always given everything for every team I’ve played for so that the ordinary fans, the people in the stadium, could identify with me,”
Batistuta says. “I owe a lot to the fans of Roma, Fiorentina and Argentina. They were the reason I played, my inspiration.”

Those are not empty, PR-driven epithets, either. When Fiorentina were relegated to Serie B in 1993, Batistuta turned down interest from "Manchester United and Real Madrid" to stay and
drag the club back into the top flight. “I would rather have won one title with a team like Fiorentina than ten titles with a team like "Manchester United,” he said when asked if he regretted his choice. Batistuta is thus immortalised in bronze outside the Stadio Artemio Franchi. Inscribed are the words: ‘He is a warrior who will not surrender, who
is hard in the fight but is fair in the soul.’ It is a faultless description.
There can only be one way to end this tribute. In 2014, Batistuta was inducted into Fiorentina’s hall of fame. “From the moment I arrived at Fiorentina I wanted a place in the history of the club – and now I can say I have succeeded,” the
striker said that night. He tries to keep it together but, as the watching crowd begin to chant his name, gives way. Struggling under the weight of emotion and comforted by his son, Batistuta wipes his tears of happiness away with his own replica shirt. A more fitting way to epitomise a player could not be
manufactured.

Argentinean football’s 1980s were defined by Maradona and the 2000s by Messi, but the 1990s belonged to Batigol. He was the perfect mortal to bridge the gap between the Gods. Yet
for someone so driven by the love and respect of supporters, there can be only one compliment fitting of the man; Batistuta is the player every fan dreams of being.

Daniel storey

How I wish none of the Dudes here are banned
It's so sad that the thread is presently on a Sick-Bed! I hope it gets well soon!
Welcome back in advance to the banned Dudes!
They ain't banned per se, rather they are on sabbatical leave!
Miss your comments and posts here Dudes!!!

Manchester United are Europe's top club in terms of operating profit with €140 million Euros in 2014

Europe's richest clubs 2014 revenue (€)

1. Real Madrid 550m

2. Man Utd 519m

3. Bayern Munich 486m

4. Barcelona 485m


As usual "united repping BOSS status"!

Pataki:


LOL...Island of Agbowo ke? I have noticed people just post these days, looking for relevance and cyber recognition on the sports board. I most times give a response and subsequently just ignore. I have learnt to pick my battles wisely if I need to.

Thank you thank you for your unsolicited props. I hope una go make us EPL teams proud tonight oh. Ahmed Musa dey wait for una sha.

Truth is some need ignoring while some need to be put in their place.
Thing is every new jack cat wants to roll and be seen to be tough so they talk when they have nothing to say.
Me I don sabi you today so if you yab me I fit know say person dey yab me, but some nincompoop newbies who want to increase their post count will just be typing rubbish anyhow.
I've been on this board since 2010, I know say you self don tay, so when I see your post I know say sombori dey to either trade barbs or debate.
Not some flea brained 1di0t with no training.

As per tonight, well we shall see. For me I'm thinking its a far bigger test than PSV or Wolfsburg. CSKA haven't lost this season far.

Pataki:


LOL! I have truly missed. Dayo is always touchy and exceptionally humble whenever his team loses. Watch him, the next few days he will make limited number of posting and no lau-lau yarning on any of the EPL threads.

If Bayern loses, he has this foolish way of making fanciful appealing emotions with his posts, that you can almost feel he is crying about his useless team. I no pity am at all.

I hope there is a nearby hospital around him. I don't want to hear he don pokunso for yankee oh! Or else you will be held accountable!!!

I told you 3 weeks ago we were not that motivated for a win and wanted to help your sorry arsses out

We didnt need to you, your season depended on the result

Hopefully they pair us together in knockout stages so we can teach you footballing lessons as we usually do

See as dem turn Belerin inside out like Kris Kros

raumdeuter:


I told you 3 weeks ago we were not that motivated for a win and wanted to help your sorry arsses out

We didnt need to you, your season depended on the result

Hopefully they pair us together in knockout stages so we can teach you footballing lessons as we usually do

See as dem turn Belerin inside out like Kris Kros

Baba 2-0!