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"AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Benard94(m): 4:31pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen 204 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by fratermathy(m): 4:44pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
It is SIMPLE na: Just make sure the so-called ROB-1 brings the packages to bail you out because YOU WILL CERTAINLY BE ARRESTED! and be ready to BAIL everything with 5k each including ROB-01 who will come to bail you.. And shoutout to Goodboiyy(Omonime-Wadoo!), Freemanan(my good philosopher), Freeemanan(my good engineer), Omonnakoda(my worst enemy on nairaland and the most silly troll and ethnic extremist), Gracito (Fine girl noni, Miss Nigeria), all URHOBO-ISOKO people, all ITSEKIRI people, all IJAW people, all DELTANS! 96 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:44pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Once you give them N100 and also buy them a crate of trophy beer, you are innocent. 89 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by tociano009(m): 4:44pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by IYADARA(f): 4:44pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Just get ready buy tape rule,..... It will be enough to measure ur jail terms 44 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by KingOfFTC(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
N drink na officer 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by greatestman(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Yawa Don gas 1 Like |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by okooloyun1(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
You don enter one chance be dat ooo coz dem go make sure that they empty ur bank account. 1 Like |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Penboy: 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Lolz... #gbese re oh. |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by engrflames: 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by donholy28(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Na to carry d policemen go bar and explain everything but anyway as long as say na 9ja...u must vomit money b4 u go.…meanwhile on Nairaland: A notorious armed robber has been captured by d police... they're still tracking his two accomplices[photos]…e go hit front page twice 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Abdulgafar86(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Na death gat yhu bruh, cox yhu no go survive am.. |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by pgidex(f): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Madness |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Nobody: 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Mtchewwwwwww 1 Like |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by kamez(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
that's the real definition of GOBE!! u see those last 5 bank robbery cases in that state? u just helped the police solve the crime on a plater or gold... .cos dem go announce am for TV say na u spear head the hit 57 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Nobody: 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Will pretend to be blind immediately..!!! ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos ... 10 Likes |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by CR77(f): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by W3xy1(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
gobe b dat |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by chymystique(f): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
i dont keep such friends so its not possible for me to receive such texts from a friend 11 Likes |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Btruth: 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Trouble don land.......lol. |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Haykay80(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Na real gobe |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by holysainbj(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
u have answered alredy nau....
abi u want to implicate us! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by xtervaganza(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
I'll simply take them to the bar along with me Simple |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by ndlife: 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
I will take them to my friend to explain it, Mean while today is my birtday how many likes can i get 31 Likes |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Yungstev007(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Speechless |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by timilehing(m): 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
You no fit escape being their Maga for that month |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by Ephemmm: 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Prove to those boys in black apparatus that your friend is Charley boy, GEJ is your Pastor, your father is OBJ, while IBB is your younger brother; and you are heading to a party presided by Kashamu, but chaired bu PMB, where the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi, David Mark, Fashola, etc would be the invited quests. They will even accompany you to the scene if my guess is right. Last Bullet: If they have courage to follow you to the scene and they found nobody, just show them four uncommon batteries and tell them you are a suicide bomber . 5 Likes |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by donholy28(m): 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Oga this is april first he's just pranking me...or Oga who get dix phone sef |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by elopee3000(m): 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
I will cry like oladipo diya 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by unikprince(m): 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
k |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by FREEEMANAN(m): 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
TAKE ME TO JAIL... FOR HAVING DRUNKARDS AS FRIENDS! SIMPLE! 1 Like |
Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by chimerase2: 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
1 Like |
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