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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 3:11pm On Oct 22, 2015
What purpose is this your question meant to serve now. The questions some people ask sha. sigh.

Shalom!!!



hsim247:

Congrats bro. I can relate. I think I know this your coy in the manufacturing sector. The uni in UK where they train their staff does it by any means have a 'w' in it?

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:25pm On Oct 22, 2015
samokoduwa:


Congrt again, so I presume ur medical was done, what were the test carried out.

LOL

Dude! na wa o.

The medicals na moi moi. No big deal at all.

You will submit samples for tests. What tests? I cant divulge. But you will submit samples and a medical doctor will physically examine you.

No biggie at all. trust me on this.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by hsim247(m): 3:26pm On Oct 22, 2015
artmedia:
What purpose is this your question meant to serve now. The questions some people ask sha. sigh.

Shalom!!!



Keep quiet if you have nothing better to say dude. I'm at liberty to ask whatever I wanna.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:27pm On Oct 22, 2015
cashme28:



I really know what you mean by this.

That moment when they start begging you to give them 2 extra weeks before your resignation becomes effective. Your response would be a resounding NO!!!

Also, when you eventually resign and stop work with them, it then happens that at some point they get stuck on some processes and have no option than to call you for guidance. That's the time to "post" them like you are The Post Master General.

Any organization that does not value its staff and treats them unfairly deserves such treatment.

Congrats Forkadict.

Your head dey there!

You dey inside my mind.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:32pm On Oct 22, 2015
hsim247:

Keep quiet if you have nothing better to say dude. I'm at liberty to ask whatever I wanna.

With due respect sir, I am also at liberty to answer whatever I wanna. And at this point, all I'll say is, no further comments.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by samokoduwa(m): 3:34pm On Oct 22, 2015
forkadict:


LOL

Dude! na wa o.

The medicals na moi moi. No big deal at all.

You will submit samples for tests. What tests? I cant divulge. But you will submit samples and a medical doctor will physically examine you.

No biggie at all. trust me on this.


Thanks, I appreciate. Congrt again
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 3:39pm On Oct 22, 2015
So another week gone by...

Page 200 is fast approaching the way we have been eating pages on this thread these few days...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 3:59pm On Oct 22, 2015
forkadict:


Your head dey there!

You dey inside my mind.

Bro,

Na d way... I have been there b4... Your resignation go be like "rapture" for their face...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:08pm On Oct 22, 2015
cashme28:


Bro,

Na d way... I have been there b4... Your resignation go be like "rapture" for their face...


ROTFLMAO
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 22, 2015
Apologies.
hsim247:

Keep quiet if you have nothing better to say dude. I'm at liberty to ask whatever I wanna.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 5:42pm On Oct 22, 2015
forkadict:


Mine is higher than this sha but it is still not up to 200k. And ive put in 9 years plus.
hehehe this makes me remember Nestle Nigeria...lwkmd....


the way we are rolling the pages out in this thread ehn....he be like gtb teller handwork
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 6:05pm On Oct 22, 2015
@forkadict: About the pay being less than 200k, it just depends on the industry. On all the other issues of training and promotion, your boss is at fault here not the company. The guy is just mean and short-sighted.

I once had a boss like that. The day I was to resign, I made sure she was away on training. But she knew I was to leave. I had told her earlier that I got an opportunity and will be away the next day to tie it up and we need to take it as though I was ill for a day or two. She blew my cover the next day and gave me query on top. My body bin pain me. My blood bin hot!

Eventually I left on a friendly note, thanked everyone and moved on. Nothing lost. Our relationship still strictly professional. Her conscience fit judge am. I don't care. In life, sh*t happens. A year later, we communicated and no one remembers the incident. Or at least we will never bring it up again.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 6:14pm On Oct 22, 2015
Hey free advice, stay away from Alcohol and cigarette. If you've smoked hemp in the past month or taken coke, just write to the recruitment team to take you out of contention.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 6:18pm On Oct 22, 2015
dway4ward:
Hey free advice, stay away from Alcohol and cigarette. If you've smoked hemp in the past month or taken coke, just write to the recruitment team to take you out of contention.

Even Red wine? Cos I dey use am "step-dan" steady o
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by hsim247(m): 6:24pm On Oct 22, 2015
forkadict:


With due respect sir, I am also at liberty to answer whatever I wanna. And at this point, all I'll say is, no further comments.
Okay bro. Thanks.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:15pm On Oct 22, 2015
NEW NEW FACES OOO.!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 7:59pm On Oct 22, 2015
tk4rd:
NEW NEW FACES OOO.!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I tell u. I go soon conduct headcount.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2015
incredu:
@forkadict: About the pay being less than 200k, it just depends on the industry. On all the other issues of training and promotion, your boss is at fault here not the company. .

Who's the company to him ? Definitely not the chairs, desks or computers...

No worry when forkadict gboza their face with resignation letter., going by your words, the boss would be shamed, not the company. hehe

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 9:07pm On Oct 22, 2015
scarletdp:


Who's the company to him ? Definitely not the chairs, desks or computers...

No worry when forkadict gboza their face with resignation letter. Going by your words, the boss would be shamed, not the company. hehe

Exactly!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 10:30pm On Oct 22, 2015
tk4rd:
NEW NEW FACES OOO.!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

You nor know say when bush "cash" fire all animals dey fall out. Fork addict bush don "catch-a-flame" so all d big lion and elephant wey quiet since dey burst out

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 3:20am On Oct 23, 2015
Hi NLNG GT hopefuls,

God is our strength.

Keep fingers crossed coz notifications will roll in soon.

PS: consider the last line above as a speculation (from a fellow hopeful) which tends to be highly feasible based on recent notification (medicals) to an NLNG EH.

http://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Employee-Review-NLNG-RVW8337076.htm?utm_source=company-follow&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=company-follow-ri&utm_content=company-follow-ri-review-button

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Dreal4mula: 4:48am On Oct 23, 2015
airsaylongcon:


Even Red wine? Cos I dey usle am "step-dan" steady o

E clear !
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by etoile1906: 8:57am On Oct 23, 2015
So today is 23rd October, probably resumption for new GT will be January. Going by that medical should logically be mid November, so anyways mails will drop next week or worst case upper week

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:37am On Oct 23, 2015
airsaylongcon:


You nor know say when bush "cash" fire all animals dey fall out. Fork addict bush don "catch-a-flame" so all d big lion and elephant wey quiet since dey burst out

LMAO.

If I recall corectly, you metioned a long time ago on here you are either a Warri boy or you grew up there. Your pidgin in your past 2 posts kinda confirm it. 'Step-dan', 'cash'

I served in Warri. #NostalgicTinz

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 9:43am On Oct 23, 2015
etoile1906:
So today is 23rd October, probably resumption for new GT will be January. Going by that medical should logically be mid November, so anyways mails will drop next week or worst case upper week
You guys should stop speculating. Mails would drop when they would drop. No need to give timeline here. You all have failed on this speculating stuff. I hope you pass the AC and get positive feedback.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 11:03am On Oct 23, 2015
sexyjob:

You guys should stop speculating. Mails would drop when they would drop. No need to give timeline here. You all have failed on this speculating stuff. I hope you pass the AC and get positive feedback.

Loolll....See master speculator....telling other speculators to keep quiet. u don vex ooooo.....lmaaaaaooooooooooo

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 23, 2015
You guys should stop speculating. Mails would drop when they would drop. No need to give timeline here. You all have failed on this speculating stuff. I hope you pass the AC and get positive feedback.[/quote]

Loolll....See master speculator....telling other speculators to keep quiet. u don vex ooooo.....lmaaaaaooooooooooo

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 12:14pm On Oct 23, 2015
enito:


Loolll....See master speculator....telling other speculators to keep quiet. u don vex ooooo.....lmaaaaaooooooooooo
my dear, this NLNG thing is giving me fever. I dey cross road without looking now. Na person wey dey alive dey work for NLNG. Shuuu o!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 1:08pm On Oct 23, 2015
sexyjob:

my dear, this NLNG thing is giving me fever. I dey cross road without looking now. Na person wey dey alive dey work for NLNG. Shuuu o!

LMAO. OMG.

Nna ehn, no be small tin o

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 3:29pm On Oct 23, 2015
enito:


Loolll....See master speculator....telling other speculators to keep quiet. u don vex ooooo.....lmaaaaaooooooooooo
He forgot that his second name is "CHECK YOUR MALES"
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 5:20pm On Oct 23, 2015
and so not only has another day ended without feedback... also another week...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2015
Happy weekend guys! Who dey Lagos, make e come buy me suya or isi ewu?

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