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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Udobeamcity: 9:49pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Simitrendy: 9:49pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
[b] Hmm.. Anglican Diocesan High School I hail o. I remembered those useless scope I'll give my seniors Senior Talib:- Simi how far, come gimme garri Simi:- Senior Talib I've not cut my garri Senior Talib:- u dey craze, I tot twas provisions like Biscuits, cornflakes and beverages they do cut now its garri. EPISODE 2 TIROGO DAY its d day when there's no provisions for student, I mean all their provisions HV finished Nah so my niggas go enter dining hall serve their EBA inside cup and soak with water for like seven hours until it turn to garri ![]() EPISODE 3 My Chaplain go beat students that didn't pay tithes and offering. The worstest day my bunkmate go do thanksgiving for chapel na so dem give am bowl so make people con donate money and thank God on his behalf For d whole 390+ students Nah only one person wey come out and put #5 for the bowl for am. I swear the bulging wey d guy collect from me he no go ever forget ![]() EPISODE 4 Nah so I no go night prep classes.. Prefects con dey parole.... I con hide under roof Nah so I fall down from roof.... I be confirm crook. ![]() EPISODE 5 I mess inside class I shift am to my to the guy seating beside me... The mumu guy con dey cry. EPISODE 6 When I dey JSS2 Health Prefect talk say make we go assemble for morning piece of work.. na so I dey run enter school farm... Senior Oje Kolapo run follow me take me to Health Prefect them talk say make I wash toilet for d whole term... I catch health Prefect pressing phone... I talk say I go report am for chief boarding housemaster if he no reverse the judgment. EPISODE 7 I no give senior garri.. Nah so d guy talk say make I go fetch water inside basket. and make d basket full ![]() EPISODE 8 Nah so I sneak out I go buy bread and suya, day guard Baba Gbeje Catch... I dey reason am say d man go take me to the housemaster or Principal Nah so d man collect half of d bread and suya and he talk say he no go report me... anytime I deg sneak out I go help d mab buy bread come ![]() EPISODE 9 I no get SOP or Hymn book... I con tear the back of one guy SOP I wrap am with Story book.... i swear d day that idiot teacher called Mr Alade catch me... Nah so d man wan share SOP with me con discover say Nah storybook... ![]() EPISODE 10 One of my seniors called Doyin if he doesn't want to give people out of his bread... he will open d bread as if he wants to put butter inside it.... then he will burst his pimples inside d bread as butter ![]() EPISODE 11 watch out for it on d next thread [/b] 40 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Bobbystanley(m): 9:50pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by donbabade: 9:50pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by tiamiyukunle69(m): 9:50pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Lol 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Wabiaezoba(m): 9:51pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by TeGaTeGa1(m): 9:51pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by deekaybeatz(m): 9:51pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
My boarding house wey be say if won beg person garri, he go spit inside amí ½í¸í ½í¸ 1 Like |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Ahmba: 9:51pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
The cooks refused to give us our stew for yam because our table's stew pot was washed late. Some peoeple ended up eating yam and butter that night while others went to bed hungry. ![]() PS. We no dey carry provision for my secondary school 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Holuwakemmy16(f): 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Shout out to those of us that went to day school and not boarding. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Emdee590(m): 9:53pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Chibuhealth:That is the point my dear ! Some girls can dirty eheen . Even in my high school sef, girls hotels na war |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by nuelzy: 9:54pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
stealing a friends tea...milk and sugar... and made garri cake with it inside a class room's ceiling.. lolz...d dude cried to sleep.. olokomimbe!!!... nah so dem take do me nah...and e follow chop.. i dealt with all of dem one by one 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Wilson125(m): 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
for ma ss2 wey em just give us post, our blood dey hot dat night after night prep, na so ah go form senior collect jss1 boy him mattress, ah no bin know say dis boy bin dey under vp( crazy monkey) care, the nxt morning for assembly, na d boi n vp come fetch me comot o, before all d student, both male n females, I was trashed n enuf yabbing nta ma body dat day.. na so em bring ma old torn mattress and asked me to return the bois mattress immediately assembly finish, shame wan me kil that day, of all d level wey ah dey tro, see as junior students wan kill body wit laff, ma guys yab ma life comot dat day for class.. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by kelvkings: 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
slimzypink:so ur saying d girl didn't go to class all thru,, or was dat hw ur uniforms wer soooo biggg... N y'all wer soo fatt dat u didn't knw she was pregnant. N she nor dey baf ? so wen una dey baf for girls hostel una nor see am ni ? People funny sha... 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Taiwo20(m): 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Chibuhealth: Ladies toilet been dirty from the days of Grandpa Noah to the days of Otunba Gadaffi 2 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Intendy: 9:55pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 9:56pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
slimzypink:I want to believe it wasn't you *na joke I dey o* 1 Like |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by mike404(m): 9:56pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
I REP LASMOCOL IGBOGBO 3 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by pman001(m): 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
i guess myn was the worst,u cant open ur provisions during the day cos both seniors and juniors will beg till its finished...plus midnight punishment...God na boss 3 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by bon2win: 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Ahmba: You must have attended Logos International Secondary School (LOGISS). Imo State. 1 Like |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by OmowumiJ(f): 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Fetching water for some annoying seniors and dipping all sorts of dirty clothes in it (esp d ones in dah gutter!) ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by ogbiwa: 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
looking back now, boarding house was fun though it wasn't fun back then. I alwyas say it, my kids will definitely attend a boarding school cos the survival lessons you learn there will help for life. It is in boarding house that you learn to accurately gauge the exact quantity of garri that when soaked for an exact duration will fill a given basin to the exact rim- you dont learn that much maths in class. I once remember a friend in boarding house, big boy o, that was cooking just half a tuber of yam and before you knew it, more than 30 boys had flocked around his corner, stylishly discussing football while checking when the yam will done, omo na so my guy bring down steaming pot of yam, removed his manhood and stuck it into boiling yam, guys just curse the guy and deserted his corner within seconds, calling him bad market. Na so my guy remove him thing and jejely ate his little yam alone. That sharp reflex in time of danger you dont learn it elsewhere! I rep FSTC Awka 18 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by acenazt: 9:58pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
LEGITLAYO:lmao cheiiii I sure say u No sleep that Night |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by HowAreYou(m): 9:59pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
![]() ![]() I lie-flat taya for D.Hall, early morning portion gan koderun!.. ![]() To see food chop for D.Hall na anoda wahala: serve once, deeping, frying!! ![]() House master no lemi av rest, before pesin check on resumption day, bfre pesin lay bed, dress well for Inspection.. I suffer enh! ![]() SAP( suffering afta provision) na my enemy b dat.. ![]() Anyways...I thank God for seein me tru... I wuldnt av been what am I if not for those lessons I learnt dere Long Live Fegikite Long F.G.C Ikirun. ![]() ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Johnnoo(m): 9:59pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
drnairalov: Hahahahahahaha |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Intendy: 10:00pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
ajuwarhodes:Enough gist in CSSJ. |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by salveoP(m): 10:02pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
I remember how we used to eat double plates at d refectory, all d french leaves i took, all d ill fated chicken i killed, all those junior students i forced to wash ma boxers, all those love letters i used to write, all those times i would b in dormitory sleeping while others were at d chapel praying... miss those days shaa but i have to move on... ahead!! ahead!!! 6 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by menix(m): 10:02pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
This OP is an incredible Liar... How can a small gal of secondary school get pregnant nd no one noticed. Abii she lived in the Dorm for the 9 months. She gave birth in the bush without screaming at her tender age. OP is it a blind school that none could identify her protruding stomach. OP lie mohammed is an apprentice where u are.. 9 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by orobs93(m): 10:02pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Me my bunk make was a bedwetting machine D guy piss dey soak bed come dey drip 4 my body it was not easy bearing for some time 3 Likes |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:03pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Person shít inside him locker because hostel president no gree open door for am for midnight after hot watery beans that morning ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by acenazt: 10:04pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
ogbiwa:lmao. My own na one stingy! Guy named chinedu that guy go soak thick soaks. Him mama get big super market so him no dey lack correct provs but him get Phd for stingyness. If him soak him go waka go center of hostel shout who go chop?? As guys dey rush come him go spit inside the soaks. One dey him try dat tin One Bad guy wey name na ugochukwu been get Catarrh so him just draw all d catarrh spit am inside chinedu soaks. We laugh die dat day 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Ahmba: 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
bon2win: Nope. Holy Rosary College, Enugu 1 Like 1 Share |
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