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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Rhemmymatician(m): 8:43am On Oct 24, 2015
spidex:
[b][/b]mine is when our ASP was caught in the act of homosexuality
Hmm! With you abi? Don't lie o
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by tharaomo(f): 8:53am On Oct 24, 2015
Too many ....runnin away with a full pot of rice during our food fight durin extension ;DToo many ....runnin away with a full pot of rice during our food fight durin extension
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by DaBullIT(m): 8:53am On Oct 24, 2015
CSSJ ??
Intendy:
many to remember
1GMS
2Express
3guys snowing during night prep
4smooching inside bush and toilet and sometimes get to the core.
I'll never 4get my northern dayz
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by femo86(m): 9:12am On Oct 24, 2015
FGC Ogbomosho.....Was in JSS 2 and I told my pals that my house captain took some garri from me...The news linked round and oh boy 'I suffer'...

House captain gave me a bucket half filled with garium to consume,after beating me like mad. U know when garri don over soak grin....without sugar but I tried small sha, me wey hunger don waya me...Trust guys na, na dem finally finish d gari sha.. some particles of my "pupu" come be garri but finally I come be house captain schhol boy grin

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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Icecomrade: 9:14am On Oct 24, 2015
ibolomo:
wow. . . One of the biggest motivators of geniuses is questioning authority. Nice work. But what do you mean by 'dropping' the whole house current? that's pretty badas§

It consumes a lot of voltage. The light on your bulb will drop to what it's usually called "half Current"

We met the practice, not like my set started it. We just keyed in to avoid doing dry cleaning (Wash your hands, feet and face) every morning. Until afternoon when the sun sets.

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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 24, 2015
Rhemmymatician:
What set?
2001
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by iamariwa(m): 9:49am On Oct 24, 2015
Back in those day,if dem catch homosexual na to strip dem naked nt anoint dia prick wit hot melted candle wax #RepSCSSS Osha
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Seculent: 10:11am On Oct 24, 2015
realjennyTuz:
u really missed alot
For real?
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by bossOD: 10:16am On Oct 24, 2015
I can't forget the first day I ever slept in the girls hostel, my body was shaking like they will get me, my friends did not even feel it at all becos that was not their first time

i can't also forget, when it is visiting day and we know our parent are not coming, so we have to go around with spoon in our pocket looking for who to sap

I can't forget wen we are drinking garri and u feel u are behind speed so u spit inside the garri so everyone will leave it for u, but some bad ass guys will even blow their nose into it and continue eating. lolz

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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Rhemmymatician(m): 10:18am On Oct 24, 2015
VenusBetty:
2001
Oh! You finished before me niyen o! Are you Bisugee's set?
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 10:20am On Oct 24, 2015
Rhemmymatician:

Oh! You finished before me niyen o! Are you Bisugee's set?
who be bisugee? you ever entered kalakuta?
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by watered(m): 10:36am On Oct 24, 2015
I won't forget FGBC, Garki-Abuja. PMB 482 grin

RL
Durumi
G2



National House blew it up.


Lordkarma
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by ajuwarhodes(f): 10:37am On Oct 24, 2015
Intendy:

pls kindly reply your pm.thanks

I have replied, waiting for urs
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Luckylife(m): 10:51am On Oct 24, 2015
Who is this castrated pig replying to? Mind how to quote ur superior
chamboy:
shut up gerrout shit

You don't know nothing
Just because u didn't experience stuffs in life doesn't mean it didn't happen

the girl then was in Purple House, she delivered the baby in a bush at the back of the hostel

Year 2000/2001 set ss3
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by stahrkhid: 11:07am On Oct 24, 2015
nyillis:
Remember guys standing by d side(on d foot) of a staircase 2 view d undies n thick bush(as we call it bk den) of girls climbing up d stairs..I rep ICHS ikenne remo,emmanuel hostel
attended d same hostel bro.... dat hostel and their stupid hostel masters... lol... reppin mayflower tho
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by ghuzy01: 11:10am On Oct 24, 2015
Atmmachine:
Cjjkk
Lol, one loaf, one moin moin, one zobo grin grin
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 11:28am On Oct 24, 2015
slimzypink:
Just reminiscing on my boarding school dayz I am sure my school is the worst boarding school ever sad

I remember my boarding days in command secondary school apata ibadan, there was this girl that was pregnant... nobody knew she was pregnant she managed to conceal it. She got due for delivery then went to deliver it herself in the bush. She manged to cut the unbilical cord, then proceeded to deep the baby inside a well dugged ground she made earlier, with the hope of burying the baby, as she tried covering up the baby an hunter who had been in the bush viewing it all stopped her!!! It was then the story was leaked to the school, she got suspended!!!, I my self never knew this chick was pregnant, it took people by surprise..
I actually did hear of this story from my seniors. The girl was in purple house shey?
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 11:29am On Oct 24, 2015
enieme:

I actually did hear of this story from my seniors. The girl was in purple house shey?

lol wow how did u know..u re correct. I was in purple house too.did u go to command?
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 11:31am On Oct 24, 2015
chamboy:
purple house Girl, ss3 year 2000 during lt Col banjiram's time

u right lol... lol banjiraaam I miss d commandant
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 24, 2015
zainyola:



Sleepless nights cause of "the man" that normally comes into girls hostel at mid night cry
Black man. Miss Konka.
Purple house was the scariest cos twas near the Bush.

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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by slimzypink(f): 11:33am On Oct 24, 2015
omotayo9177:
Whch year did you finish from Command School, Apata? You should know the Odunaikes and Badejos.

I actually left the school because my younger brother in jss1 was maltreated ...dad took booth of us away. I left 2001 in jss2
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 11:33am On Oct 24, 2015
slimzypink:


lol wow how did u know..u re correct. I was in purple house too.did u go to command?
Yes I attended command. Though I came in 2004 but some of these folktales were recited to us. Was in Purple house. My elder sister I think knew that senior ur talking about cos she was in ss2 at dat time
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 11:37am On Oct 24, 2015
omotayo9177:
Whch year did you finish from Command School, Apata? You should know the Odunaikes and Badejos.
I know Mrs odunaike and her children. Know Mrs badejo no too
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by zainyola(f): 11:42am On Oct 24, 2015
enieme:

Black man. Miss Konka.
Purple house was the scariest cos twas near the Bush.


Now it all fun grin
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 11:45am On Oct 24, 2015
zainyola:



Now it all fun grin
yeah. What house were u and which set?
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by nnamdiosu(m): 11:49am On Oct 24, 2015
handsome86:
When I was in boarding school cos of the high level of begging by the seniors I moved my provision to my house master's house without knowing my house master Don convert to my senior too when I no dey he go begin the shark my provision but I no fit ask am cos na family man. I was left with no choice but to move my provision back to dormitory. Government college umuahia click like


haaaaaa. poverty na bad thing. which kind of master be that? kia

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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by zainyola(f): 11:51am On Oct 24, 2015
enieme:

yeah. What house were u and which set?


07 /pink
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 24, 2015
zainyola:



07 /pink
pink? There's no pink house now.
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by zainyola(f): 11:54am On Oct 24, 2015
enieme:

pink? There's no pink house now.


I went to model collage ma
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 24, 2015
[quote author=zainyola post=39309645]


I went to model collage ma [/quote
oh okay. Thought twas command.
Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Emmenyk(m): 12:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
County Grammar School Ikwere Etche

I can't forget the exact words of our Old Olodo House Captain then that refused to graduate.

"Junior boys in this hostel! Which people that didn't do my hostel work, No matter the hostel you is, No matter who you is, I wonder how that day will is" Lol

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Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by jennamarv(f): 12:57pm On Oct 24, 2015
E be like say na only command peeps full here. Nobody said anything about FGGC Ibusa. cry

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