ajuwarhodes:

I have replied, waiting for urs

LEGITLAYO:
Y'all be sharing wack stories here.

I attended command secondary school ipaja lagos. .
And the craziest shii I did out of all crazy things, was to slap a soldier.
Yea I slapped a soldier,
Before y'all think I'm a badass nigga.
It was actually a gross mistake.


I was skipping night prep then. And the hostel doors were locked. Those that attended comlag know murderless dormitory.

So an alarm was raised that soldiers had come to catch boys that were skipping prep.

As a sharp guy that I was, I quickly booked the nearest window.
The building was two stories, but we had deviced a way of climbing down without any injuries.

As I was about climbing down, I saw a classmate of mine below, he started whyning me telling me that he'll drag me down if I attempted to climb down from the window.

I had wanted to pee on his head, but it would have wasted my time and maybe I would have been caught.

I started climbing down without looking below.
I actually thought the crazy boy was still there,
Suddenly someone dragged my leg and I came crashing down.

In my anger I gave the dirtiest slap I would ever give anybody in this life.

Omg the face was so strong and bigger than my hand.

I knew very well it wasn't a boy's face.

Lo and behold.
I slapped a soldier.

The story of what happened to me that night is for another day.... .

Atmmachine:
Cnjddd

slimzypink:
Just reminiscing on my boarding school dayz I am sure my school is the worst boarding school ever

I remember my boarding days in command secondary school apata ibadan, there was this girl that was pregnant... nobody knew she was pregnant she managed to conceal it. She got due for delivery then went to deliver it herself in the bush. She manged to cut the unbilical cord, then proceeded to deep the baby inside a well dugged ground she made earlier, with the hope of burying the baby, as she tried covering up the baby an hunter who had been in the bush viewing it all stopped her!!! It was then the story was leaked to the school, she got suspended!!!, I my self never knew this chick was pregnant, it took people by surprise..

VenusBetty:
who be bisugee? you ever entered kalakuta?

benchosky:
hahahahahahah omoh!!!! Red nite aka nite of banta

femo86:
FGC Ogbomosho.....Was in JSS 2 and I told my pals that my house captain took some garri from me...The news linked round and oh boy 'I suffer'...

House captain gave me a bucket half filled with garium to consume,after beating me like mad. U know when garri don over soak ....without sugar but I tried small sha, me wey hunger don waya me...Trust guys na, na dem finally finish d gari sha.. some particles of my "pupu" come be garri but finally I come be house captain schhol boy

HowAreYou:
..FGC Ikirun na in worst pass.. Al dose yeye seniors using juniors to form for dere girlfriends..God is watchin you

I lie-flat taya for D.Hall, early morning portion gan koderun!..

To see food chop for D.Hall na anoda wahala: serve once, deeping, frying!! .. Al of una wey suffer me enh!: Heady baba, O2, miracle Deris God oo

House master no lemi av rest, before pesin check on resumption day, bfre pesin lay bed, dress well for Inspection.. I suffer enh!

SAP( suffering afta provision) na my enemy b dat..

Anyways...I thank God for seein me tru...
I wuldnt av been what am I if not for those lessons I learnt dere

Long Live Fegikite
Long F.G.C Ikirun.

Rhemmymatician:

*scratches head* is kalakuta the same as golden gate? The only kalakuta I know is that hausa soldier that's always at the gate

Rhemmymatician:

*scratches head* is kalakuta the same as golden gate? The only kalakuta I know is that hausa soldier that's always at the gate

VenusBetty:
what set? yeah, the gate man. You guys called that gate golden gate? haaahahahahahaha. no commando wan enter that place o

Geebanks:
I attended Mayflower school ikenne, and when you looking for a school with the most terrible occurrences, na Mayflower....

Shey na 'bush baby' I won talk or 'shift make I sleep' a spirit that tells you to shift mk he sleep nd u won't see it, or miss 'koinkoin' high heel footsteps walking around the hostel... Hostel was scary then and fun too..
Soaking of indomie, eating bread with toothpaste Haha

LEGITLAYO:
Y'all be sharing wack stories here.

I attended command secondary school ipaja lagos. .
And the craziest shii I did out of all crazy things, was to slap a soldier.
Yea I slapped a soldier,
Before y'all think I'm a badass nigga.
It was actually a gross mistake.


I was skipping night prep then. And the hostel doors were locked. Those that attended comlag know murderless dormitory.

So an alarm was raised that soldiers had come to catch boys that were skipping prep.

As a sharp guy that I was, I quickly booked the nearest window.
The building was two stories, but we had deviced a way of climbing down without any injuries.

As I was about climbing down, I saw a classmate of mine below, he started whyning me telling me that he'll drag me down if I attempted to climb down from the window.

I had wanted to pee on his head, but it would have wasted my time and maybe I would have been caught.

I started climbing down without looking below.
I actually thought the crazy boy was still there,
Suddenly someone dragged my leg and I came crashing down.

In my anger I gave the dirtiest slap I would ever give anybody in this life.

Omg the face was so strong and bigger than my hand.

I knew very well it wasn't a boy's face.

Lo and behold.
I slapped a soldier.

The story of what happened to me that night is for another day.... .

Fearcom:
During my time at command secondary school, Ipaja Lagos many crazy things happened. Many of the seniors banged each other in the bush at night or at the big auditorium situated at the entrance of the second gate of the school which at night was quite deserted. Three of them where actually caught doing a three some( two guys and a girl, whose dad later became a ) and they were paraded in front of the assembly. Of course, they were flogged mercilessly.

Fearcom:
During my time at command secondary school, Ipaja Lagos many crazy things happened. Many of the seniors banged each other in the bush at night or at the big auditorium situated at the entrance of the second gate of the school which at night was quite deserted. Three of them where actually caught doing a three some( two guys and a girl, whose dad later became a ) and they were paraded in front of the assembly. Of course, they were flogged mercilessly.

LEGITLAYO:

'12

Icecomrade:


It consumes a lot of voltage. The light on your bulb will drop to what it's usually called "half Current"

We met the practice, not like my set started it. We just keyed in to avoid doing dry cleaning (Wash your hands, feet and face) every morning. Until afternoon when the sun sets.

Febby9:
.sori wat z ur name nd wu u slap..Danger man, Expranor, Efregbo or Oga Eze
..cuz I left Comlag 11..bcuz I was sick so I had 2 go 2 Command oshodi

menix:
This OP is an incredible Liar...

How can a small gal of secondary school get pregnant nd no one noticed.

Abii she lived in the Dorm for the 9 months.
She gave birth in the bush without screaming at her tender age.

OP is it a blind school that none could identify her protruding stomach.

OP lie mohammed is an apprentice where u are..

ibolomo:
and I am guessing that if you touch the water while it is heating, you will get the shock of your life.

shegspearl:





Lolz... fgc Ikirun?

Icecomrade:


Lolz. That's the part we didn't experiment.
Please try it out and give me feedback oooo.

ibolomo:
no thank you. My family still need me.

enieme:

I know Mrs odunaike and her children. Know Mrs badejo no too

LEGITLAYO:

I slapped spesh.

You remember him?
That not so good looking man.

FACTUALLYE:
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE IJANIKIN LAGOS. Moremi house. TOZO. Cabo. Ogabs. Joe joe. Casper. Oskay. To mention but a few.
My experience.
I remember one night like that we were to vacate the next day so i was wit 700 naira 4 t.fare (as a big boy nau i wanted to buy gala and lacasera on d way) i jux knew sum badassed crazy unarmed robbers wil steal d moni during d nyt wen i wil b sleeping. So i tied a wrapper (sleeping cloth) then folded d moni into it d way market women do their stuff, i then wore a short to cover d wrapper... But to my greatest surprise wen i woke up even wit d way i safeguarded d moni as if it was my first pension money, d money was gone. I wanted to cry my eyeballs out but GOD provided. (i didnt steal o, i saw anoda person's moni and took it 250 naira)

LEGITLAYO:

I slapped spesh.

You remember him?
That not so good looking man.

LEGITLAYO:

I slapped spesh.

You remember him?
That not so good looking man.