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8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 5:41pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
After reading this article, some ladies will say only stingy guys do this but the truth is that in a country like this, if you don't have money at least you should be smart because the standard of living is increasing everyday and the minimum wage remains the same. However, many guys can't even boast of two square meal in a day let alone afford other basic needs. As a result of this, guys employ various excuses to prevent ladies from asking money which shall be discussed below 1. They claim broke status I used to do this as an economist. In economics, there's something we call Scale of Preference, which is applicable to all situation. So when a lady seeks for financial help from me knowing that my well being remains my top priority, I will simply tell her I am broke. 2. They form busy schedule This format will perfectly suit someone like lalasticlala who spends up to 18 hours online. When a lady asks money from him, he will always complain of being busy and that he can't go to the bank. 3. They explain their financial burden to ladies Immediately a lady demands money from some guys, this is when they will start complaining about their school fees, departmental fees, house rents, etc. This of course will ring a bell to her that shishi, you no go see for my hand ![]() 4. Falsification of robbery attack This is a hilarious and blunt way smart guys adopt to dismiss a lady seeking for financial assistance by claiming they were robbed perhaps when returning from work or in his house at midnight. 5. They dress like a struggled person Since they know that ladies are fascinated by what they see, smart guys atimes go on tattered outfit just to discourage ladies from seeking financial assistance. 6. They claim network failure Often times I have experience this situation from smart guys who use this as an excuse to discourage ladies abruptly. Immediately a lady request for money on the phone, it is when they start accusing MTN of poor network coverage and may eventually switch off their phone or swap the sim card to another line. 7. They clarify their location to be at a remote or troubled region A friend told me of how he friendzoned and relegated a lady pestering him for financial help by claiming he was at the northern part of Nigeria where terrorist attack is prevalent. He said since then the lady has not called him. 8. They become gold digger As funny as it sounds, some guys will even gold-dig girl. They always complain of no money in their pocket to the extent that the lady that need financial assistance from them will be the one giving them money. 32 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by dharay99: 5:42pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
numb1 f0r mi. "Sorry, i no qe† enuff money" 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by tosyne2much(m): 5:42pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
First and foremost, I want to make a shout out to all the past students of Starlight college, Ejigbo, Lagos. I miss you all Secondly, I want to make a shout to God for giving me this incredible opportunity to comment on this thread. Though, I ought to be FTC but the epileptic network prevented me, hence, I landed as the 2nd person to comment. I say into the life of somebody "may people never take your place IJN" Back to the topic ![]() If you come out point and black to a Nigerian lady that you don't have money, you may lose your value. More so, if they ask you for financial assistance two different times and you seem not to be of help, they will tag you a/an uncaring/stingy dude. I doubt if God Himself understands these people called LADIES. So you just have to apply some strategies to pass your message across 9. They ask her a question she cannot answer I'm very guilty of this. Yesterday around 11pm, a lady demanded for recharge card saying that it was too late to step out to buy. Then I asked her, if it's 11pm at your area, is it 6pm at my own area ? Smh 10. My bank debited me Even the ones wey no get shishi for bank account go talk say their bank wipe like N20k for dia account. This is to tell the girl that, shishi you no go see collect for my hand 73 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Cutehector(m): 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
If I hav, I"m willing to give... My cup runneth over... 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Beesluv: 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
My atm card is missing 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by falconey(m): 5:46pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
NO.5.They dress like a struggled person (my favourite) 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Ewizard(m): 5:46pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
hookay |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Omotayor123(f): 5:49pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
What happened to just saying 'I'm Broke or I'm Short of cash' ![]() ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by FruityLass: 5:52pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Who even cares? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 5:54pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Omotayor123: Sweery, that's point 1 nah ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 5:55pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by SmokingGunZ(m): 5:57pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
I dont keep gold diggers as friends or.girlfriends ![]() ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 5:57pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
FruityLass: Are u working at custom or NSCDC? Your dp depicts it with that un-ironed paramilitary uniform. Perhaps I can use point number 8 for you. ![]() 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 5:59pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
FruityLass:nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness. You see why no guy expect you to care? 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 5:59pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
tosyne2much: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Point 10 makes a lot of sense. I will adopt this method for amaka 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by falconey(m): 6:01pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
wristbangle: uh?? No o that one don pass acting , he don dey near madness o. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:01pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
@quiinnBee |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 6:01pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
QatarPlayboy: Hahahahahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don know say somebody go reference her dp. Tosyne2much, henrylowe, where una dey? 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:03pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
or maybe a guy can just save himself the stress of the above by simply telling her point blank he's broke. 3 Likes |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 6:04pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
falconey: Ojigbi jigbi ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() U sure say the old AC- MILAN jersey with un polished shoe no worse pass tattered bathroom slippers. Meanwhile AC Milan glory do disappear since for football |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 6:05pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Cutehector: Abi. Na wetin man get nai him go give. If you no get, make person no force himself becos he wan be maga. |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
wristbangle:hahahahahaha. dnt mind her. she stil had d mind to comment trash despite d fact dat she just won a contest nd she nw wear a crown. WORLD UGLIEST FEMALE EVER TO GRACE THIS EARTH,..MISS WORLD UGLY! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by dharay99: 6:07pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
wristbangle: QatarPlayboy: double killing, ![]() See ben†ifool d.p ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:07pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
QatarPlayboy:yea i'v read it ![]() |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 6:07pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
dharay99: Abi.. as simple as that |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:09pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
quiinnBee:sorry babe, bt i cant remember askin u if u hv read anytin. i mentioned u bcus of wat i saw nd wat i saw has led to me havin a question for u. |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Cutehector(m): 6:10pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
wristbangle:na tru u talk.... Lol a frnd of mine askd me for airtym today, and I was like, I wouldn't want to be rude. I actually wanted to ask her wether *606# isn't workin in her mtn line again... ![]() |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:10pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
See their head!!! Come to think of it,how do u guys recognise the lady dah will ask for money and the lady that would nt?? |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 6:12pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Cutehector: U try na. 100 naira airtime na big money o! |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Harbosede02: We are gifted with that intuition dear ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Cutehector(m): 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
wristbangle:abi.. Leme create a topic |
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 6:16pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
wristbangle:wah intuition??what if that intuition of urz fails yu?? |
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