Omotayor123:
What happened to just saying 'I'm Broke or I'm Short of cash'

falconey:
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FruityLass:
Who even cares?

FruityLass:
Who even cares?

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, I want to make a shout out to all the past students of Starlight college, Ejigbo, Lagos. I miss you all

Secondly, I want to make to shout to God for giving me this opportunity to comment in this thread. Though, I ought to be FTC but the epileptic network prevented me, hence, landed me as the 2nd to comment. I pray that may this kind of celebration never cease in your life


Back to the topic


If you come out point and black to a Nigerian lady that you don't have money, you may lose your value. More so, if they ask you for financial assistance two different times and you seem not to be of help, then you say you are stingy. I doubt if God Himself understands these people called LADIES. So you just have to apply some strategies to pass your message across

9. The ask her a question she cannot answer

I'm very guilty of this. Yesterday around 11pm, a lady demanded for recharge card saying that it was too late to step out to buy. Then I asked her, if it's 11pm at your area, is it 6pm at my own area ? Smh


10. My bank debited me

Even the ones wey no get shishi for bank account go talk say their bank wipe like N20k for dia account. This is to tell the girl that, shishi you no go see collect for my hand

wristbangle:


Baba, that kind method sure pass ontop tattered bathroom slippers

QatarPlayboy:

nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.



You see why no guy expect you to care?

falconey:


uh?? No o that one don pass acting , he don dey near madness o.


Wetin me reason na Like you go visit her with one old AC-MILAN jersey, you no go polish your shoe, she go think say the thing hit you hard so tey you no fit spare 20naira give Northerner.

Cutehector:
If I hav, I"m willing to give... My cup runneth over...

wristbangle:


Hahahahahaha

I don know say somebody go reference her dp.

Tosyne2much, henrylowe, where una dey?

wristbangle:


Are u working at custom or NSCDC? Your dp depicts me. Perhaps I can use point number 8 for you.

QatarPlayboy:

nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.
You see why no guy expect you to care?

double killing,
See ben†ifool d.p

QatarPlayboy:
@quiinnBee

dharay99:

numb1 f0r mi.
"Sorry, i no qe† enuff money"

quiinnBee:

yea i'v read it

wristbangle:


Abi. Na wetin man get nai him go give. If you no get, make person no force himself becos he wan be maga.

Cutehector:
na tru u talk.... Lol a frnd of mine askd me for airtym today, and I was like, I wouldn't want to be rude. I actually wanted to ask her wether *606# isn't workin in her mtn line again... buh I just sent her 100naira airtym...

Harbosede02:
See their head!!!


Come to think of it,how do u guys recognise the lady dah will ask for money and the lady that would nt??

wristbangle:


U try na. 100 naira airtime na big money o!

wristbangle:


We have gifted with that intuition dear but for someone like you, it's difficult.