10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.

2. Vaginas don’t fit

Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.

It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.

3. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.

4. Anal

5. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.

In real life no woman wants to go out like that.

6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.




Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration
7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.

8. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.

9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.

10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.

tonychristopher:
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down

Go and do pennis enlargement surgery and ur own will surely come instead of giving up and discouraging girl from sampling big diccks. my2cent

E better pass your toothpick

By big, how many inches do u mean?

8 inch upwards when flacid

Durentt:
By big, how many inches do u mean?

tonychristopher:
8 inch upwards when flacid

Jesus *faints*

......

Lmao! Pencil d!cks aint all bad Thanks to Jah!

rexkexmilan:
Okay Ma.


But If you happen to like Them small, then you can come to papa .

Pele ti e

like serzly, what hath thou sayet??

lagmostkuit:
Guys dem, this for u!

And for d ladies that love dem big, this is also for u!

Pork sword ??......hehehehehe

BlaqCoffee109:

Having Sex Close To Pain Is The Real Deal They Don't Know...
Are We Quarelling?

rubbish! Big dickk I believe gives a gal a bittersweet experience which is a taste of both worlds, big dickk stays ur gal wth u even if u're dead broke!

PunterTim:
Having Sex Close To Pain Is The Real Deal They Don't Know...
Are We Quarelling?

quarrelling? u good?

Durentt:
Jesus *faints*

8 inch is normal for a black-man.....

tsdarkside:


8 inch is normal for a black-man.....

didnt u see flaccid at d back of the 8inches do u even know d meaning of flaccid *faints again*

Durentt:
didnt u see flaccid at d back of the 8inches do u even know d meaning of flaccid *faints again*

no,i dont know...what is flaccid

kewe, bring water make I splash dis boy! e don faint.

tsdarkside:

no,i dont know...what is flaccid

mehn, ask gooogle

Hmmmmm

Durentt:
mehn, ask gooogle

okay,,,you mean elephant-trunk....hahahahaha...the thing is,you can use it as a belt too....hahahaha...

but dem this wan cum,no be small......