Chicharito is belle face? well, like that guy said, you just described Giroud... EOD

dopeJemi:


Kane hasn't done anything spectacular for me to rate him ahead of Chamakh, remember Chamakh at crystal palace and bordeaux? Kane isn't intelligent, na anywhere belle face kind of striker

Chamakh at crystal palace?? Lmao!!!
Abeg forget ...don't say it outside Nairaland ooo

Ibime:
Kane is highly intelligent, combines perfectly with his team mates and plays his best football with back to goal. The main thing he's lacking is pace.

Then he should play the numer 10 role

Anyone who calls him belle face (given that hold up play is one of his best attributes) cannot know football, and does not understand what he is watching.

Hold up play is not chances created or attempts on goal, is it? Who gives a rat asss about his hold up play? I'm talking about his belle face when through on goal not when he's "holding up play". Like I said, he should play the numer 10 role

I think it's fear of spending £50m on a ninja with only one season track record that is making ninjas to yarn opata like 'belle face'. If you call Kane belle face, your brain cannot process what you are watching clearly.

I, personally wanted us to sign lacazette who also has a one season track record for whatever amount he may cost, kane will disappear quicker than a fart in te wind, bookmark this if you wish

Javier Hernandez is belle face
Theo Walcott is belle face
Van Wolfswinkel is belle face

Kane has all the attributes of a modern striker, except pace.

No comment

dopeJemi:

Hold up play is not chances created or attempts on goal, is it? Who gives a rat asss about his hold up play? I'm talking about his belle face when through on goal not when he's "holding up play". Like I said, he should play the numer 10 role

Belle face is a style of play used to describe ninjas who can only play football in one direction. If you really played football, you would not be yarning about "when through on goal". When you are through on goal, your belle is already facing the goal!

Belle face is used to describe those whose general play is not up to scratch. Those who cannot play with back to opponent and will be running with the ball in the direction of their belle, whether or not it is the best action to take. A belle face player runs in straight line through 3 players and gets dispossessed when a simple control and layoff of the ball to his teammate is needed. A player who is great at hold-up play can never be described as belle face.

dopeJemi:
Then he should play the numer 10 role

How can a belle face play no10? Did you ever play football and understand the meaning of the term "belle face"?

Hehe First understand the slang 'Belle Face' before analysing

Mourinholic:

Chamakh at crystal palace?? Lmao!!!
Abeg forget ...don't say it outside Nairaland ooo

Did you watch Chamakh in his latter days at Crystal palace?

Belle face don cause wahala

Ibime:


Belle face is a style of play used to describe ninjas who can only play football in one direction. If you really played football, you would not be yarning about "when through on goal". When you are through on goal, your belle is already facing the goal!

Belle face is used to describe those whose general play is not up to scratch. Those who cannot play with back to opponent and will be running with the ball in the direction of their belle, whether or not it is the best action to take. A belle face player runs in straight line through 3 players and gets dispossessed when a simple control and layoff of the ball to his teammate is needed. A player who is great at hold-up play can never be described as belle face.




How can a belle face play no10? Did you ever play football and understand the meaning of the term "belle face"?

It seems we both have different definitions to the term "belle face"

You said he holds up play, combines well with his team mates and all, that's why I said he should play the number 10 role


How many times have we seen messi and ronaldo place the ball in a different direction when facing the post.. I could be through on goal with the keeper just to beat, and do a belle face straight at the keeper and he pins it or parries it away... like I said, we both have different definitions to the term "belle face" so need for back and forth

dopeJemi:


It seems we both have different definitions to the term "belle face"

You said he holds up play, combines well with his team mates and all, that's why I said he should play the number 10 role


How many times have we seen messi and ronaldo place the ball in a different direction when facing the post.. I could be through on goal with the keeper just to beat, and do a belle face straight at the keeper and he pins it or parries it away... like I said, we both have different definitions to the term "belle face" so need for back and forth

There is only one definition of the term belle face. . . which every monkey post player in Nigeria knows.

Ibime:


There is only one definition of the term belle face. . . which every monkey post player in Nigeria knows.

Alright mate

Ibime:


There is only one definition of the term belle face. . . which every monkey post player in Nigeria knows.

Now, it's getting funny...
Even though everything na argument for here, this "belle face" argument is argument taken to new heights...
This thread sef...If no be argument about who first announce Martial, e go be Rooney or Hazard or Depay

Rooney go grab two goals today

Just to make LVG's job more diffcult

Ibime:


Belle face is a style of play used to describe ninjas who can only play football in one direction. If you really played football, you would not be yarning about "when through on goal". When you are through on goal, your belle is already facing the goal!

Belle face is used to describe those whose general play is not up to scratch. Those who cannot play with back to opponent and will be running with the ball in the direction of their belle, whether or not it is the best action to take. A belle face player runs in straight line through 3 players and gets dispossessed when a simple control and layoff of the ball to his teammate is needed. A player who is great at hold-up play can never be described as belle face.




How can a belle face play no10? Did you ever play football and understand the meaning of the term "belle face"?

Analogy aside? Kane is not man united material! Let's hope, pray and wish that he joins you guys @ chelsea instead since you have already noted his qualities for us! Maybe him and falcao (lol) can form a solid tag team for you blues ! We shall wait for "lewandowski!"

guys, what does today's game hold in store for us... will martial spearhead d attack?
will Rooney b dropped?
how do we cope wit zaha and bolasie on d wings...

chidexxy007:
guys, what does today's game hold in store for us... will martial spearhead d attack?
will Rooney b dropped?
how do we cope wit zaha and bolasie on d wings...

All good questions.

I wont be surprised if Palace beat us by a lone goal just because the boys refuse to shoot with respect to Uncle LVG's FeeLawSawFee: 'Hold Possession at All Cost'

Are we about to attend "moanrinhos wake keep"? Lmao..........

funlord:


Analogy aside? Kane is not man united material! Let's hope, pray and wish that he joins you guys @ chelsea instead since you have already noted his qualities for us! Maybe him and falcao (lol) can form a solid tag team for you blues ! We shall wait for "lewandowski!"

I'm not advocating Kane for Chelsea (or Manure) because he lacks pace which seperates the great from the good.

What I'm correcting is someone's totally incorrect description of a players attributes because he did not understand the meaning of the football slang he is bandying about.

It's like someone who doesn't speak English describing Julio Baptista as physically weak because he doesn't like him. We who understand English will tell him, Julio Baptista may not be a great player, but the term "physically weak" is not an adjective you can use to describe him. He is the exact opposite of that just like Kane is the exact opposite of the term "belle face".

Belle face is what you use for players like Shaun Wright Phillips, Theo Walcott, John Arne Riise, Ramires, Javier Hernandez who mostly pass and move in a singular direction (the direction their belle is facing).

AdeLaNa1:
All good questions.

I wont be surprised if Palace beat us by a lone goal just because the boys refuse to shoot with respect to Uncle LVG's FeeLawSawFee: 'Hold Possession at All Cost'

his philosophy shiit is becoming boring by the day but I just hope we'll scrape a result out today

I just like this klopp guy. He's so easy to like.

Sorry ot interrupt yall's belle face arguments and all that but i stumbled of this vid of Chris Smalling from last seasion, for those who would like everyone to believe that the lad came good only this season. Enjoy:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzPyAl93AGM

Rooney upfront again today. Lord please come to our aid.

1. De Gea 5 M. Rojo 36 M. Darmian 12 C. Smalling 8 Mata 28 M. Schneiderlin 17 D. Blind 31 B. Schweinsteiger 21 Ander Herrera 10 W. Rooney 9 A. Martial
Substitutes 20 S. Romero 38 A. Tuanzebe 16 M. Carrick 44 A. Pereira 27 M. Fellaini 35 J. Lingard 18 A. Young
Thank God Depay no dey

Hmm. Jones likely injured again. Hope Blind can match Palace pace

I hope the Depay fans, sorry I mean the chelsea fans are over here watching Depay. No need to worry about Chelsea at all, please keep telling us about Depay.

When Jones wan get luck for this team ??
Rooney will scores.
Bolaise hasn't been playing well
I just hope zaha isn't holding any grudges.

chrisley024:
Hmm. Jones likely injured again. Hope Blind can match Palace pace

palace only pace comes from d wings so he should b able to cope

Who's watching our match. Man will lose this match. How did we end up with Gaal. Which kind of formation and players are these? Why is Martial wasting on the wings? I wish this Idíot can be sacked.

SIRcumalot:
When Jones wan get luck for this team ??

Rooney will scores.

Bolaise hasn't been playing well

I just hope zaha isn't holding any grudges.

Its crystal palace vs De Gea this early minutes.


United Defence all over the place

I can't help but think Martial will lose his confidence as a striker soon. He's constantly being played out of position.

But why can't LVG play a 4-4-2 with Martial and Rooney uptop?

UniqueGem:
I can't help but think Martial will lose his confidence as a striker soon. He's constantly being played out of position.

Gaal is killing this team and our players. Maybe Scholes is right, Gaal should be blamed for Rooney's slump in form.

Rooney with most timid of freekicks I've seen in my life.