coogar:


the DM position actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%. however, you were born feet first - your brain was overcooked/fried before the midwife was able to deliver you. rational thinking was never encoded in your genes.



i am smarter than all the losers that have sprouted out of your family tree. my toe alone packs more intelligence than all your ancestors cloned together.



you are a fool!
every week, the sensible chelsea fans have laid it bare that your hazard is pure poo! we know you have his naked pictures in your room that you wänk to - so it irks you severely when raumdeuter & i tear your idol into shreds.

like ibime have tutored you, hazard isn't in the top 20 players in europe. he has been finally exposed even in his league by kevin de bruyne, david silva, alexi sanchez, aguero, etc. don't even mention him next to neymar, bale, james rodriguez, reus or muller. how does it feel that your hero is being disrespected by coogar?

may amadioha, in his infinite mercies, impregnate you with 5 albino ewoks, you sinking swine.

coogar:


the DM position actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%. however, you were born feet first - your brain was overcooked/fried before the midwife was able to deliver you. rational thinking was never encoded in your genes.



i am smarter than all the losers that have sprouted out of your family tree. my toe alone packs more intelligence than all your ancestors cloned together.



you are a fool!
every week, the sensible chelsea fans have laid it bare that your hazard is pure poo! we know you have his naked pictures in your room that you wänk to - so it irks you severely when raumdeuter & i tear your idol into shreds.

like ibime have tutored you, hazard isn't in the top 20 players in europe. he has been finally exposed even in his league by kevin de bruyne, david silva, alexi sanchez, aguero, etc. don't even mention him next to neymar, bale, james rodriguez, reus or muller. how does it feel that your hero is being disrespected by coogar?

may amadioha, in his infinite mercies, impregnate you with 5 albino ewoks, you sinking swine.




says the fool that lied robben won the EPL at 20. the way you ran away from that thread like the flatulence of a leprous wïtch reminds me of harry houdini.

when you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin. your memory bank has been defrauded. in other words, you have been rendered intellectually bankrupt!

i don land here - it's time to cop a squat on you.

190theclown:
Some sources are saying Jose cried in the dressing room in front of the players and it is said the players vowed to win next three matches at all cost they wr really disturbed seeing their coach crying for the first time,Jonh Terry had to escort the Portuguese home because he was not in a state of driving. They used the skipper's Range rover. According to the sun players like Hazard zouma and Matic also cried when they saw their manager sobbing in front of them Garry Cahill and Jonh Terry vowed to win at all cost the next 3 matches,the England vice captain said even it means dying they will die for Jose cz he deserve a lot better because he always protects them at all cost. Fabregas never talked to anyone in the changing rooms he was so devastated. All Chelsea fans are concerned but they need to stick together# Marca sport#

airmark:

We asked you a simple question, you returned, cursing. Where is the remaining percentage after courtois and hazard took 100% of our problems, which one will the new strong dm clean out? Answer in postcard before i ask mukina2 to ban you for behaving like a tout.

airmark:


We asked you a simple question, you returned, cursing. Where is the remaining percentage after courtois and hazard took 100% of our problems, which one will the new strong dm clean out? Answer in postcard before i ask mukina2 to ban you for behaving like a tout.

Bimffo:
Good news is there are at least 4 worse Premier League teams than Chelsea this season. I don't think we're going down.

coogar:


shüt the Bleep up, you homöerotic nuisance!
if there's anyplace called hell in the afterlife, there's no smidgen of doubt in my mind that you would be sûcking satan's balls while being fisted by a dozen goblins.

you of all people? you have never ever impressed me with your ramblings that resemble the utterances of an alcohol-sodden loser. i blame the cheap internet in nigeria - it's the only reason urchins like you now have the opportunity to mingle with intellectuals.



if you don't give a flying fück, you wouldn't be so pained. are you a bïtch by choice? why is it that anytime you see hazard being mentioned, it makes your insides moist?



which kids?
the ones you sired illegitimately cos you misused a condom. your IQ is lower than your shoe-size.



which are already available in ramires & zouma. 90% of your problem is hazard & the 10% is because of begovic's incompetence. courtois would have saved many of the goals begovic has conceded lately.



yes i am your god!
i was brought to this forum to lord over mere mortals like yourself with pöop for brains. where were you when the almighty was distributing intelligence? you were busy getting head from lower mammals & you were mistakenly given the IQ of a mosque rat.



stop smoking your pubic hair.....
if you type much less & listen to your superiors, you would learn much quicker. stop hyperventilating whenever hazard's name is mentioned. he doesn't even know you exist. he does not care if you get nuked tonight in the mosquito-infested hamlet you share with your kwashiorkored siblings.

Chelseafan1:

Lmao....u must think everybody on here is living wretched like you...oponu, quit being silly, ur mates made ministerial list, your foolish sef is on Nairaland yarning dust as always.

Fccck off already.

coogar:


living wretched?
my dog has a better quality of life than you do. after all said & done, you are going back to bed tonight with your mosquito coil & an oil-lamp(the same ones used in the parable of the 10 virgins).

you better PM me so i can sponsor what is left of your impoverished livelihood. you are so poor in spirit, the images in your dreams appear in black & white.

coogar:


the DM position actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%. however, you were born feet first - your brain was overcooked/fried before the midwife was able to deliver you. rational thinking was never encoded in your genes.



[b]I am smarter than all the losers that have sprouted out of your family tree. my toe alone packs more intelligence than all your ancestors cloned together[\b]



you are a fool!
every week, the sensible chelsea fans have laid it bare that your hazard is pure poo! we know you have his naked pictures in your room that you wänk to - so it irks you severely when raumdeuter & i tear your idol into shreds.

like ibime have tutored you, hazard isn't in the top 20 players in europe. he has been finally exposed even in his league by kevin de bruyne, david silva, alexi sanchez, aguero, etc. don't even mention him next to neymar, bale, james rodriguez, reus or muller. how does it feel that your hero is being disrespected by coogar?

may amadioha, in his infinite mercies, impregnate you with 5 albino ewoks, you sinking swine[\b]




says the fool that lied robben won the EPL at 20. the way you ran away from that thread like the flatulence of a leprous wïtch reminds me of harry houdini.

when you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a [b]pikin. your memory bank has been defrauded. in other words, you have been rendered intellectually bankrupt!

i don land here - it's time to cop a squat on you.

nonsoroyalty:

No no coogar how can u just murder 2 blokes and tell us it was acted based on self defence?

Wicked

Chelseafan1:

Rotflmao.....I'm done with you tonight, next time use your head before coming here to type nonsense.

When the team gets back to winning ways with Hazard influencing games, I'll call for you to disgrace you yet again.
Goodnight.

coogar:


living wretched?
my dog has a better quality of life than you do. after all said & done, you are going back to bed tonight with your mosquito coil & an oil-lamp(the same ones used in the parable of the 10 virgins).

you better PM me so i can sponsor what is left of your impoverished livelihood. you are so poor in spirit, the images in your dreams appear in black & white.

nonsoroyalty:

Lmaooo
Coogar insulting that bloke is like beating a woman there's no joy in doing both

coogar:


how can you get a new DM in the middle of the season? i am starting to think fart constituted 99% of the first blast of oxygen you sucked when you were pushed out as a newborn. your brain is corroded. get a DM does not mean buy a DM.

fool!



you are older than everyone's dad here!
however, you are a loser so it's normal for vagrants like you to chuck out 30 years from their age to feel among.

show us your picture - prove once & for all you are not a pensioner going through a mid-life crisis. you sat for GCE as far back as 1979 & yet you are claiming under-17?



the same brain that is about to be cloned? if & when you produce idïots as offspring, my brain cells would be waiting so that your kids don't grow up being a loser like their father.



that's what gods do.....
i take the piss & aim it in your nostrils. i control time & space. the world is mine & you and your army of lunatics shall serve my throne till i decide you are no longer fit to exist.

Chelseafan1:

Lwkm.... U want to see my pics so u can take it to your shrine... u have failed.

Everyone on here knows my age, you are the old fool who has no iota of shame left in him, your self esteem has hit a new low, the only platform to display ur senseless bravado is on Nairaland.

Coogar, you are finished!
**pukes on his fat igbotic head**

Griffon:
Bloodbath.

Chelseafan1 tell me u're not gasping for air, we've got some oxygen tanks in the locker.

coogar:



you have a better chance impregnating beyonce than hazard influencing games for chelsea. your idol is done......

Chelseafan1:


Lmso....the idiot has changed his words, he said Ramires or Zouma can fill the DM, the fool initially stated that the team shud get a new DM o...

He'll keep saying rubbish to win argument, Nairaland shud just remove all this old men who are even older than Seun himself or the should create their own thread for them.

Coogar's brain is really on the decline.

Na to form Macho online dey yab even woman hin sabi.

Shame less man

nonsoroyalty:

The dude has been shamed and exposed more than the thighs of an edo LovePeddler even by his fellow chelsea fans

He still holds the record of being the only guy that got banned on nl because of hazard

Ill keep on saying this anywhere the name hazard is mentioned even in the sexuality section he will always be there to do the needful I.e sucking hazards c*ck

Griffon:
Bloodbath.

Chelseafan1 tell me u're not gasping for air, we've got some oxygen tanks in the locker.

airmark:


Coogar is a fraud, i was n't surprised he quickly changed his words from 'new dm' to a 'competent dm'. Yet he was not smart at it. He now referred to ramires as that competent dm we have been missing. How i wish ibime could inflict him with curses tonight for saying that rami is the key now. Next time he would think twice anytime he types rubbish before clicking submit button on this thread.
Coogar, Mr. 90%+10% <100%

Griffon:


Fella scram!

coogar:




you better PM me so i can sponsor what is left of your impoverished livelihood. you are so poor in spirit, the images in your dreams appear in black & white.

AdeLaNa1:
As a United fan, its LVG without a doubt

Griffon:

Fella scram!

Spy360:

No because LvG > J Mou...

'Falcao'
What an old man saw while sitting, his apprentice want to see while standing.