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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by SmartMugu: 12:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
NaLaugh:
Who's depicted as the tsetse fly?
That's Nnamdi Kanu.
See his glasses and Biafra clothes. The balls is SS, where the oil is...

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by benedictnsi(m): 12:08pm On Nov 11, 2015
dacovajnr:
you no see as they cum out out plenty to see scrotum for real..it's really hard to see them make fp for better things..na wickedness dem dey make fp for grin


I tire for them ooo my nigga grin
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by PencilBox: 12:09pm On Nov 11, 2015
[quote author=Lincoln275 post=39905342]Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with
you is the approach you applied.
I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you
it's going to work out successfully.
If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read
then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1
Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians
short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country.
STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C.
STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria.
STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you
will be better off without its resources.
STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that
Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to
relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7
Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets,
and every other market, even in the remote villages across the
Country.
STEP 8
Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or
selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9
Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10
Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons.
Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous
unsuccessful Biafran War.

Exactly bro! Abeg Chop knucle cheesy :>

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:11pm On Nov 11, 2015
tola9ja:
[size=18pt]say no to Biafra..SAY YES TO BIAFRA INSTEAD[/size]


grin

YES,SAY YES TO BIAFRA...

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by tosyne2much(m): 12:12pm On Nov 11, 2015
Hehehe cheesy
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:14pm On Nov 11, 2015
Help4rmme2u:
What do You Do ?
@nnamdikanu1 , @MBuhari

Image Credit: https://secure.saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/styles/normal_medium/public/Scrotum%20Cartoon.jpeg?itok=nr-0gdab

Posted By: Sylvester Da Chemist [Ngreports.com]



Im really praying for this Biafra war to start. WHERE I WILL HAVE PROBLEM WITH IGBOS IS WHEN UN/USA/EU ESTABLISH IGBO'S IDP OR REFUGEE CAMP IN MY TOWN.
We will not accept Igbo refugees in Delta as we did in 1970s. Most of those refugees accepted by Bendel state are the same people their children are protesting and constituting nuisance in our state.

they came as refugees and IDP but today, they are claiming indigenous right and even trying to claim the land.
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by mikron(m): 12:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
the tsetse fly is the annoying bianfran activist kanu
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by IceMan85(m): 12:17pm On Nov 11, 2015
To those it may concern! We the good people of Southeast the people after God's heart, the only people that survive genocide and come out stronger (not minding the heartless policy of twenty pounds to any Igbo man irrespective of his worth) and to the glory of God those that masterminded the genocide are now shining our shoes, fetching water, digging toilet pit for us and manning our gates. We are not interested in who is governing Nigeria but whoever that is opportune to gain access to aso rock to destroy Nigeria the more( because none of them is going there to rebuild the economy and worsen security situation) should please allow Ndigbo to be. We are no more dragging power with any of you because we have accepted our faith as the people that is not wanted in the British made fraud and contraption called Nigeria but the should please allow us to be and do our respective businesses without harassment and intimidation. We have accepted our status as observers until heaven will decide the faith of Nigeria which will definitely happen soon because falsehood can't stand forever and darkness can never triumph over light

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by frediech(m): 12:17pm On Nov 11, 2015
[quote author=lekjons post=39905130][/quote]Your Papa left eye....
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by chiedu7: 12:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
tola9ja:
[size=18pt]say no to Biafra[/size]

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
dacovajnr:


you no see as they cum out out plenty to see scrotum for real..it's really hard to see them make fp for better things..na wickedness dem dey make fp for grin



damalex4luv:

the 1st two girls are sl*ts


oya,sl*uts oops! oya,
kilode100 and londongal03 carry ur nyanshes and enter the cct accused box...
grin
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by lekjons(m): 12:23pm On Nov 11, 2015
frediech:
Your Papa left eye....
the guy just yarn da truth na..

abi yo no wan biafra again?
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:24pm On Nov 11, 2015
theshield MONKEY grin:


Im really praying for this Biafra war to start. WHERE I WILL HAVE PROBLEM WITH IGBOS IS WHEN UN/USA/EU ESTABLISH IGBO'S IDP OR REFUGEE CAMP IN MY TOWN.
We will not accept Igbo refugees in Delta as we did in 1970s. Most of those refugees accepted by Bendel state are the same people their children are protesting and constituting nuisance in our state.

they came as refugees and IDP but today, they are claiming indigenous right and even trying to claim the land.



CHIMPANZEE

grin
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:25pm On Nov 11, 2015
kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor grin
WHY YOU DEY ALWAYS WET YA PANTIES OVER BIAFRA MATTER

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
tola9ja:
[size=18pt]say no to Biafra[/size]
JUST LIKE PEAK, SLAVERY IS DEEPLY ROOTED IN YOUR TRIBE.

IT SHALLNOT BE WELL WITH AFONJA

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Lionofdjungle: 12:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
Yoruba people say if a mosquito perches on scrotum, you have to kill it patiently and stylishly.
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2015
Spybradd:


CHIMPANZEE

grin

Monkin (monkey)
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:46pm On Nov 11, 2015
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by noholdsbarred(m): 12:48pm On Nov 11, 2015
So true

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by richard870(m): 12:52pm On Nov 11, 2015
Help4rmme2u:
What do You Do ?
@nnamdikanu1 , @MBuhari

Image Credit: https://secure.saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/styles/normal_medium/public/Scrotum%20Cartoon.jpeg?itok=nr-0gdab

Posted By: Sylvester Da Chemist [Ngreports.com]


All i see is pictoral mocking of a Daura cow.
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by bugzbunny: 1:03pm On Nov 11, 2015
tola9ja:
[size=18pt]say no to Biafra[/size]
Yolobas are confused religiously...morally...socially.. Ethically.. Biologically.. Racially..

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by DeeHaywire: 1:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
hehehehehhehe
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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by fr3do(m): 1:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
Lincoln275:
Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with
you is the approach you applied.
I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you
it's going to work out successfully.
If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read
then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1
Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians
short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country.
STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C.
STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria.
STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you
will be better off without its resources.
STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that
Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to
relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7
Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets,
and every other market, even in the remote villages across the
Country.
STEP 8
Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or
selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9
Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10
Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons.
Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous
unsuccessful Biafran War.
IGBO KWENU !!! hee!
Copied and edited.
LOBATAN

Imbe.cile
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by emmymdk: 1:50pm On Nov 11, 2015
londongal03:
The Amajir! gal above me is a clown.

You didn't read her signature....
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by LOUIS6(m): 2:06pm On Nov 11, 2015
Very funny mehn... anyway my signature says it all
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 11, 2015
69MissedCalls:
as in how I don't get. who fit explain the joke to me? I go give u 5k undecided grin
The tse tse fly is the pro biafria people, buhari wants to eradicate them by all means, buh if he does it will affect Nigeria.
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by ikechukwu354(m): 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2015
benedictnsi:
Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum grin

EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#sips_hydrogen_peroxide_and_dogoyaro_juice

your smart

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by benedictnsi(m): 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2015
ikechukwu354:


your smart

it takes a smart guy to identify a smart fellow Bro°°°°°°™™™™™™™you are smarter cheesy
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by nduchucks: 2:33pm On Nov 11, 2015
You don't wound the tse tse fly on those balls by smashing it with a cudgel na. Here's what you do; you find a very poisonous insect killer which has a soothing effect on the ball, and carefully spray it on the ball, just as soon as the fly settles down to eat. nansense! embarassed
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by kizbad: 2:36pm On Nov 11, 2015
JamesUka:
Seen.
are u a scammer

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