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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Horlufemi(m): 3:09pm On Nov 11, 2015

hertz9te:
biafra tthe scrotum of naija........tthats the power house...if I crushed nothing functions

last time i remember, "The Brains" not "the scrotum" is the power house of the body.

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by paschenko(m): 3:17pm On Nov 11, 2015

benedictnsi:
Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum

EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#sips_hydrogen_peroxide_and_dogoyaro_juice

I feel d scrotums are the oil wells and others wealths in S/S, d tse tse fly are d militants(MEND, pro Biafrans etc)

If that scrotum is smashed, d economy is destroyed cos our major revenue is d oil from the Niger delta(Scrotum). Yar'adua 's amnesty was one of the insecticides used to curb the invasion of the Tse Tse flies, Dat was commendable. So instead of using a sledgehammer to protect the niger delta, PMB shld devise another means. And to my knowledge Biafra is not in South South, it stops in South East. So I take the tse tse fly to be pipelines vandals, Niger Delta militants and those bokoharams trying to infiltrate the ND. #myOpinion

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by sweatlana: 3:18pm On Nov 11, 2015

xage:
Smash the hell off

We ve got more balls

You would think a man would know better.
The next time u have an itche in your balls use a hammer and smash it and see if u won't die

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by paschenko(m): 3:21pm On Nov 11, 2015

kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor

Mediation is d best... Rain make flowers grow, not thunder.

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2015

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Living4christ(m): 3:38pm On Nov 11, 2015

[quote author=lekjons post=39905130][/quote]

Nigeria still has the document of ownership after all this, so the best thing is to fight for independence and recognition as a country, if we apply all that you have said, it will only lead to frustration, because nigeria is what international market recognize we can't buy without passing through the nigeria ports. So all you have said is useless untill we are recognize then we will apply all this for some moment.

Think more.

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by ItsMeAboki(m): 3:47pm On Nov 11, 2015

Kai, so Igbos are the disease causing Tsetse Fly - LOL, how appropriate.

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by akp202(m): 4:11pm On Nov 11, 2015

HOW TRUE COULD THIS BE? 5GB FOR 1500 shocked

TELL ME U RE JOKING

JamesUka:
Seen.

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by dmola(m): 4:55pm On Nov 11, 2015

kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor

hw far nw we get tlk add me
562812C2

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nicepoker(m): 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2015

kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor

slave on rampage

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by peterovanski(m): 5:30pm On Nov 11, 2015

There are other ways to kill such tse tse fly

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by rudepen(m): 5:32pm On Nov 11, 2015

kilode100:
Smash the morafucking balls jor

heartless woman..haba!

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by kunlexze(m): 5:51pm On Nov 11, 2015

benedictnsi:
Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum

EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#sips_hydrogen_peroxide_and_dogoyaro_juice

[quote author=benedictnsi post=39904928]Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum grin

[b]
EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#YOUR COMMENT IS MAKING SENSE

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by hertz9te(m): 6:14pm On Nov 11, 2015

Horlufemi:

last time i remember, "The Brains" not "the scrotum" is the power house of the body.

I agree with you.....we all don't need our balls..maybe we should all just cut them off

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:30pm On Nov 11, 2015

Lincoln275:
Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with
you is the approach you applied.
I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you
it's going to work out successfully.
If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read
then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1
Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians
short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country.
STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C.
STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria.
STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you
will be better off without its resources.
STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that
Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to
relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7
Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets,
and every other market, even in the remote villages across the
Country.
STEP 8
Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or
selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9
Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10
Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons.
Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous
unsuccessful Biafran War.
IGBO KWENU !!! hee!
Copied and edited.
LOBATAN

Where is the allocation money being generated from? ...mumu

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Horlufemi(m): 6:52pm On Nov 11, 2015

hertz9te:

I agree with you.....we all don't need our balls..maybe we should all just cut them off

Every cell in the body specialised and they are all equally important. The earlier every cell work hand in hand the better for the body.

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by cirmuell(m): 6:55pm On Nov 11, 2015

loomer:
That hammer too small self

he for use SledgeHammer abi? grin

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by 69MissedCalls(m): 7:06pm On Nov 11, 2015

Romeolowo:
The tse tse fly is the pro biafria people, buhari wants to eradicate them by all means, buh if he does it will affect Nigeria.

ur akant number? grin

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by kossyablaze(m): 7:37pm On Nov 11, 2015

lekjons U don Bleep up for dah ur comment.Tot u cn do better

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by loomer: 7:46pm On Nov 11, 2015

cirmuell:
he for use SledgeHammer abi?

If possible, one for left hand and one for right hand

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 8:05pm On Nov 11, 2015

69MissedCalls:

ur akant number?

send it through airtime grin

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by daphid25(m): 8:10pm On Nov 11, 2015

Just don't lay your anger on the fly grin

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by lekjons(m): 8:41pm On Nov 11, 2015

kossyablaze:
lekjons U don Bleep up for dah ur comment.Tot u cn do better

I'm sorry bro, just that some niqqaz can be frustrating..
at times they post some comments that u won't just feel like letting go

I was just frustrated, I'm sorry!

we cool??

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 9:45pm On Nov 11, 2015

londongal03:
The Amajir! gal above me is a clown.

Foól

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by rashylous(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2015

"I remember tweeting about him, and how dangerous "Director" is, in November 2014 after listening to one of his broadcasts. I also remember Chinedu Ekeke talking about him during the same period.
In typical Nigerian fashion, we were ignored, and now the situation is out of hand.
The same way, I remember telling no less a person than the man who will be our Minister of Information, just a few weeks ago, about the problem in the Middle Belt. It is being ignored. Then when it gets out of hand, we will wonder what went wrong.
For those of you that live in Lagos, as of this time last year, we used to have four deliveries of tomatoes a week in Lagos. Now we have one. Why do we keep pretending?
I get mildly irritated when people who ought to know better, label my call for caution as 'supporting Biafra" despite all the evidence to the contrary.
Be that as it may, I do not subscribe to the Nigerian habit of shutting down any opposing argument by ascribing labels to people. Like it or not, a debate means listening to all views, including those which vex you, analysing all the positions, and charting a way forward from there.
This is why this latest attempt to politicise the Biafra marchers by labelling them TAN is a slippery slope. It dilutes the conversation. We need to separate IPOB from TAN. The two organisations are different. It's hard work mentally, but we need to decouple the TANites, and IPOB and treat them as separate movements.
The reason is simple: people like Ohimai, prove that TANites and their ilk will keep quiet, or change positions, when money is thrown at them. On the other hand, many of the people behind IPOB are motivated not by money, but by an idea. The way to defeat an idea is by superior argument, not by brute force.
For those who want to listen, we can, for the sake of argument, classify all Igbo people into three groups. Those who live in Igboland are, in general, the poorest. Most of the marchers come from among their number. Those who live outside Igboland, but in Nigeria, 45% of Igbos, tend to believe in Nigeria, and are not interested in, or support IPOB. IPOB's main financial backing comes from those outside of Nigeria.
These are the facts: Kanu's movement started around 2012, with money raised from Igbos in the Nigerian diaspora. Kanu has been, for at least two years, abusing the Nigerian establishment, including former President Jonathan. Kanu's people were the inspiration behind the Biafra Zionist Movement who attacked the Enugu Government House in 2014. After the elections, and we all saw it, things quietened down, then Kanu came to Nigeria.
You know the reason he came to Nigeria? Because things had gone quiet. He had to justify the money he had raised, and our security services, as I've said before, gave him what he was looking for.
Now that Nnamdi Kanu is in detention, HE MUST NEVER BE RELEASED.
But, it is important that such a process must be done within the ambit of the law. His incarceration must be legal, not like that of Ben Onwuka who led the attack on EGH, and is still in detention without trial. That actually gives these guys a justification. We must follow due process and not waste time.
Now while there is the possibility that some elements of the defeated PDP in the region are taking advantage of the current disaffection, we need to CORRECTLY identify the problem in order to isolate and destroy it. We have been doing the same thing for 45 years without results. What is so hard in changing approach?
Now about Nigeria's nationhood, because this is what we are debating - get this straight, Nigeria is not sacrosanct. A nation is an idea. To keep it going, it must be the superior idea in its geographical space.
Just this week, I spoke with some chap who believes that Louisiana will do better if it is separate from the United States. Some states in the US still fly Confederate Flags 150 years after the end of their Civil War. But in America, such people are on the fringes.
You WILL ALWAYS have the man who believes that separatism is best. In other countries, they defeat such people with better ideas, in Nigeria we keep trying to use brute force. The problem with brute force is this: we never get to the root of the problem, and a few years down the line, the problem will resurface.
The root cause of the issue is this: Nigeria is not working, whether we care to admit it or not. If Nigeria starts working, most people will default to their normal cares, and the demagogues will be pushed to the fringes.
I believe in the indivisibility of Nigeria, I have said so over the years so many times. However, I also believe that Nigeria has to take a different path from the one she currently is on, because the path we have been on since 1966 is clearly not working. Charting a different course requires taking a pause, and asking hard questions, no matter how uncomfortable the answers may be."

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by kossyablaze(m): 10:48pm On Nov 11, 2015

lekjons:
I'm sorry bro, just that some niqqaz can be frustrating..
at times they post some comments that u won't just feel like letting go

I was just frustrated, I'm sorry!

we cool??

Hmmm! Counting on u...we cool

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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by harsysky(m): 11:08pm On Nov 11, 2015

benedictnsi:
Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum

EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#sips_hydrogen_peroxide_and_dogoyaro_juice

And buhari didn't appoint you as minister of information? He don miss!

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by cLEMzz(m): 11:53pm On Nov 11, 2015

who is this?

kabeerhabe:
Those ladies on stop need to be flogged with koboko. The man ontop me needs to be tired.

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by lekjons(m): 12:22am On Nov 12, 2015

kossyablaze:
Hmmm! Counting on u...we cool

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nemesis99(m): 12:27am On Nov 12, 2015

Help4rmme2u:
What do You Do ?
@nnamdikanu1 , @MBuhari

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I wish u had ballz

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by benedictnsi(m): 6:04am On Nov 12, 2015

harsysky:

And buhari didn't appoint you as minister of information? He don miss!

It's not yet my turn na........ My turn will surely come

Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by tpiar: 1:46am On Dec 08, 2015

dacovajnr:
This man sef why use Mallet..When we have Baygon..no use Raid oooo!! Coz insects dey lick am like Honey

you sound like a dangerous person [a poisoner] , fear God.

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