Make una crawl out from your hiding,i want to post my pictures before consumin garden egg.i use to be on the slim side,with very flat stomach like a gecko.but after birthin my lil bae,belle cum big small.but it has gone back to 80percent of how it use to be...praise the lord

I got this from another thread here and thought to share


WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

Chinwendym:
I got this from another thread here and thought to share

Lol

Chinwendym:
Modath and Eminya I never born o! Thanks for checking up

Firsttymum weldone o! Na so you run abandone ya crew members abi? Itssorite.

My data chose the wrongest of time to expire making me miss out on the #thread cutie night on Thursday! And I couldnt reach mr bunmioguns on time to buy data

On this blessedtwins matter some people are lucky say I no dey online when dem dey yarn all that trash especially the pesin weh they ask say wetin she do to provoke her husband? To justify him denying his daughter medical care Sane ko tame ni anyways okwuzuruike for now.

Misen ya baby cute o!

Cynthiajay congratulations! Welcome princess

Team November team slow and steady for supernatural birth! Baba God dey our side no shaking

Sweetie no o.. How u dey na

Iya wa, sup with your birth story?regardz to your lo

firsttymum:
Sweetie no o.. How u dey na

ahnie:
Mamas pls obey the clarion call.where una dey.haba dan allah this thread z DRRRRRRRRRRy,lets make it well.okay i just made a discovery this week,that garden egg reduces fat in the stomach and brings it back to its original shape.

Babe, the thread dry no be small o! November mamas oya naw.

Thread is quiet..perhaps November mamas all want to pop on the same day ..or perhaps theyre all in Labour..whatever the case..wish y'all a safe and easy delivery

#proudlyteamDecember#

What z happening now

nkkystel:

Babe, the thread dry no be small o! November mamas oya naw.

good marwin bae

November mamas oooooo

I don't think any team Hv been as dull as team November . firsttymum a whole you, your team, you for give us triplets sef so as to shake the house. Anyway, next missionary journey still dey.

ahnie:
Make una crawl out from your hiding,i want to post my pictures before consumin garden egg.i use to be on the slim side,with very flat stomach like a gecko.but after birthin my lil bae,belle cum big small.but it has gone back to 80percent of how it use to be...praise the lord

Are you for real? Garden egg? Confirm that this is real so I can resume garden egg therapy. I ve been eating cucumber, don't even know how I managed to start eating cucumber. I ve lost up to 90% of my pregnancy belle courtesy of wrapper. Now I want to implement "less carbohydrates" to my food.

Yeah,its the last fruit i take everynight.i took it not up to a week.and it worked.my stomach z back to it near original size like 80percent.

ozycy:

Are you for real? Garden egg? Confirm that this is real so I can resume garden egg therapy. I ve been eating cucumber, don't even know how I managed to start eating cucumber. I ve lost up to 90% of my pregnancy belle courtesy of wrapper. Now I want to implement "less carbohydrates" to my food.

i didn't tie my belle,after delivery,that was my greatest undo-ing.and i regretted it.but am haapi now.

Dunno why my fone z misbehavin,ve bn tryin to up post after delivery belle,but for wia,fone is just defaultin.

After eatin garden egg not up to a week....pishure.my flat geckolike new tommy....halleluyah.please side effect of the garden egg z that....it would make you not to have appetite for food ooo,not always doe.but hey mami shake and burn that fat outta you body n belle.

Hey am i talkin to myself...sobs.november mum,kilo de.awon loyun baawo?cc Harmymy,soonest,firsttymum,iyomomo,prettytemmy,sharon,nurse kaffy4bills, rezzy,vivigurl,iyomomo,iyeejima,pretimum,blessedmum,zaynie,tatacherie,awesomeGodiav,ginababy,lovinam,senior beedam,snr kimoni,talltosyne,ghojes,chiwendyn,tchiwinnie,iffffffffffffy,proudmum38,mytestimony,ozycy,modath,tyconcept...bringbackourmummies.november mamas,lets lively this thread.

Haba! Are november mamas no longer in this thread?

Permission for team January to come and take over

@favoredgal...not supported.lolz

ahnie:
After eatin garden egg not up to a week....pishure.my flat geckolike new tommy....halleluyah.please side effect of the garden egg z that....it would make you not to have appetite for food ooo,not always doe.but hey mami shake and burn that fat outta you body n belle.

I can attest to garden egg as a tool for loosing weight. it used to be my favorite fruit /veggie,but I wasn't taking it because of weight loss,it aids digestion. since I get belle I can't bear the sight of it.

You are right.plus it also burn fats.ayam tryin to post pics...but aint pullin tru.

my fellow pushing mama's, I have been MIA since oo. my sister in-law did her wedding on 7th of this month, na im I come dey dance like psquare forget say I get belle,with high heel come dey feel like tiwa savage. I dance sotee my mother in-law come pursue me commot for stage. the next day result come showoo, waist pain,back pain,contraction, to wee wee na war. I wan enter here complain,lo and behold my subscription has expired. I come dey drink pcm like my life depend on it..I went to hospital.and got emergency card,after waiting like forever, reach the time to see doctor, doctor tell me say my case no be emergency, say so far I no get bleeding. I wanted to strangle the doctor there come remember prison, I come bone details go my house. the next day I went to scan in a private lab,my baby dey dia dey jolificate,na im I come happy. the pain is almost gone now, thanks to God and pcm.
moral lesson of the story: don't dance anyhow when you dey pushing ministry.
@ALL THE MAMA'S THAT PUT TO BED DURING MY ABSENCE, CONGRATULATIONS AND MAY YOUR LO'S BRING JOY AND LAUGHTER IN YOUR HOMES.

Happy SUNDAY ALL

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Abeg wey dem October mamaz, dz place too dull....nov mamas una no dey lively at all...U can't evn help we wey MS stil dey hold ....anyways Congrats to all mama dat hav drop.,God bless ur Lo's nd DH....Oluwaisinvolve....Teamfebtocute*

My first time posting, hope I'm welcomed. Its just that the pregnancy is not an easy one because of fibroid, spitting, vomiting, tiredness. Infact God is my strength. April Mama

sodiamond:
My first time posting, hope I'm welcomed. Its just that the pregnancy is not an easy one because of fibroid, spitting, vomiting, tiredness. Infact God is my strength. April Mama

Welcome mama, GOD will continue to strengthen you. You shall carry your baby to term and easy delivery shall be yours. Pay your dues.

favoredgal:
Permission for team January to come and take over

I tayad self o . Majority of them are in d favour room I guess.awaiting their testimonies

ozycy:

Welcome mama, GOD will continue to strengthen you. You shall carry your baby to term and easy delivery shall be yours. Pay your dues.

Pay dues to who kwanu? People wey dey MIA. Sodiamond welcome to the thread. Open eye wella o so dat you don't pay to the wrong group.
@ Nazablossom, my people will say e jiro igbo agwa onye ocha. U go dey dance like Tiwa Savage,thank God for everything sha, it's still an experience. I tried it in my first, no be person tell me to count my teeth with my tongue.
@favoredgal, if i catch you eeh! U wan chance team december abi? Abeg go passenger side for now.
Mamas una happy sunday o

sodiamond:
My first time posting, hope I'm welcomed. Its just that the pregnancy is not an easy one because of fibroid, spitting, vomiting, tiredness.
Infact God is my strength. April Mama

Congrats and welcome.wishing u a stressfree preggie.The Lord is ur strength

Ahnie yes ma! E be like say november mamas dey stealth mode. Safe delivery to all remaining mamas .
october mamas i tuale for una once again.
happy Sunday all.

Oniemo I sight u.how e dey be u.I guess u will introduce ur presence in d building someday
@ all Happy Sunday!!! How d day going,hp well.
Mamas I need ur inputs on this abeg..this claylike stuff I'm craving I hope it doesn't have negative effects on babies? Anyone craved or craving EKO here?can't do without

Bfore eatin garden egg

You all should stop calling on november mamas please! the pressure is too much nah! Una self no get anything to talk about? What if all of us are in labour as someone said earlier na on top push push we go dey update nairaland? make una no make me parra o

Today is my 40weeks and no sign of baby coming! My phone has been ringing off the hook with people calling to ask "you never born" even my mothers are using me as prayer point this morning!

I come here to see if theres anything to cheer me up and lighten my mood! What do I get? Only dry thread with only a handful commenting on how "boring" November mamas are

Mama safe06 brought a game here yesterday yet many mamas ignored it! The same laziness to type whey dey worry una no be the same self dey worry us?

Finally my November teamies wetin dey worry una nah? Worris hapuning?

1.Firsttymum
2. Missope
3. Eminya
4. Lightedpath
5. AwesomeGodIav
6. Chinwendym
7. Gtkay
8. Erei
9. Livelystone
10. Cynthiajay
11. Chizzy86
12. Honey86
13. Nafikowa
14. Trendy80s
15. Oriste
16. Zee10
17.Cherrymum

May God be with us all that are remaining in Jesus name amen