Picture of d guy or ?

Fidecoo:
Picture of d guy or ?

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Lolz. ur late brother. And wot if I take my brother's handsome pix or any other pix(dats if I were to be lying)and show u? How will it Justify my claims?

y are u selfish wit ur heart na......luv a broda joor

NemzySeries:
y are u selfish wit ur heart na......luv a broda joor

Heheheh. Com out plain and ask me. Don't worry I won't post d story on NL. And I might consider u if u r this long(arm length). Lols

chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

Dis got me really ...Where did u get all dis theories from

Nigerians talented in junks since 19BC

zaragal:


Dis got me really ...Where did u get all dis theories from

Nigerians talented in junks since 19BC

lol.. How did you manage to see this post? It's been long.

chocolateme:
lol.. How did you manage to see this post? It's been long.

Stumbled on

chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

are you for real ...ur type is harsh n wicked,, y not do the needful and tell him to pls reduce the way he call u did appreciate it

missyadorable:
Dude wants to bang ur kittycat, hence he can call you a million times a day and tell you all those thrash for hours


Once he enters the place,his body will cool down and he will stop bugging you

So you either block his numbers or continue entertaining him

you think all dudes are the same

Joygalore:
Yes,I am.

Sorry we broke up

funny reply nice one

Estharfabian:
Experience is Talking mehn! ""
You deserve a medal jaweh!

see them,, awor supporters club

Anyss:


Heheheh. Com out plain and ask me. Don't worry I won't post d story on NL. And I might consider u if u r this long(arm length). Lols

so na wetin go dey touch u 4 womb dey hungry u aabi.....no p sha but try get standby gynaecologist incase of emergency

Just tell him straight

*Dude u disturbing me with ur calls,go get a job*

Thank me later

Lol... I know guys like that... Fo0ls

NemzySeries:

so na wetin go dey touch u 4 womb dey hungry u aabi.....no p sha but try get standby gynaecologist incase of emergency

Heheheh. Womb ke? E don enta finsh? I dey pray make enta first self. Lols

chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

you look like a runs girl . you look like a girl that is all about tit for tat. not every girl is a runs girl...... the guy in question must be too soft to be calling a girl like there's any special thing bout op.. op this thread should be for good looking girls..its prolly awheel barrow guy that will choke you.a good looking guy will won't even be attracted for a start

ezteem:


you look like a runs girl . you look like a girl that is all about tit for tat. not every girl is a runs girl...... the guy in question must be too soft to be calling a girl like there's any special thing bout op.. op this thread should be for good looking girls..its prolly awheel barrow guy that will choke you.a good looking guy will won't even be attracted for a start

ok

Anyss:
I got a frend I met like a month ago in an interview(looks gud dou). We exchanged contacts and we got talking. Somhow I got to tell him dat I speak to my guy once or twice a day n I love it. And gbam, he starts calling me,thinking he's being cool buh truth is he's choking me big time. Don't knw how to tell him without hurting him cos wen Eva he calls( always ova 30min n close to 1hour) d dude be like "my dear am so glad, like u jus made ma day,U r so funny(even wen I dey use style tell am reality) blah blah blah, ma babe jus Got me angry now ------stories, or my babe is annoying don't av time for me, can't pick common Call, she always too busy," and all those? How do I tell him now. Seriously cos am suffocating. Wetin Mak I use dis guy do abeg?

I knw some NLders be like,"story 4 d gods abi gerrara here" lol. Buh seriously I need advice

u are a complete nuisance....Y giv him yur number in d first place? Abeg get d fvck out of here and get a life

Anyss:




Heheheh. Womb ke? E don enta finsh? I dey pray make enta first self. Lols

see ya @ dinner & dunt 4get to stop @ d chemist on ur way back & also inform d hospital of a post-emergency

6fit:


u are a complete nuisance....Y giv him yur number in d first place? Abeg get d fvck out of here and get a life

Lolz. Ok ma. Will u as u've Ordered.

ezteem:


you look like a runs girl . you look like a girl that is all about tit for tat. not every girl is a runs girl...... the guy in question must be too soft to be calling a girl like there's any special thing bout op.. op this thread should be for good looking girls..its prolly awheel barrow guy that will choke you.a good looking guy will won't even be attracted for a start

Lolz. Was also surprised y a gud looking guy was choking an ugly gal like me.

Anyss:
I got a frend I met like a month ago in an interview(looks gud dou). We exchanged contacts and we got talking. Somhow I got to tell him dat I speak to my guy once or twice a day n I love it. And gbam, he starts calling me,thinking he's being cool buh truth is he's choking me big time. Don't knw how to tell him without hurting him cos wen Eva he calls( always ova 30min n close to 1hour) d dude be like "my dear am so glad, like u jus made ma day,U r so funny(even wen I dey use style tell am reality) blah blah blah, ma babe jus Got me angry now ------stories, or my babe is annoying don't av time for me, can't pick common Call, she always too busy," and all those? How do I tell him now. Seriously cos am suffocating. Wetin Mak I use dis guy do abeg?

I knw some NLders be like,"story 4 d gods abi gerrara here" lol. Buh seriously I need advice

Let's consider the other side of the story
Wht if he does truely enjoy having a decent conversation wit u
Wht if he truely finds u funny
Wht if he fancys u for real n wishes u were his
Did u cultivate any attraction on ur own part, like show him a very very dim green light on occasion, maybe evn unconciously? Women hav been knw to do dat
My advic would be to turn his advances down maturely, use ur own discretion plus ur not a kid, can't u outrightly tell one onphone aftr just talking for som minutes to call you back later ur a little busy at the moment. I said it, ur actually the one indulging him. If he calls u, u go just sit down like mumu de talk de pretend say e de swit u, now u come NL to learn how to insult am ehh, No try am! If there's a reason why dem say women get fish brain, its in full display today!! U no wan wise

lahit14:


Let's consider the other side of the story
Wht if he does truely enjoy having a decent conversation wit u
Wht if he truely finds u funny
Wht if he fancys u for real n wishes u were his
Did u cultivate any attraction on ur own part, like show him a very very dim green light on occasion, maybe evn unconciously? Women hav been knw to do dat
My advic would be to turn his advances down maturely, use ur own discretion plus ur not a kid, can't u outrightly tell one onphone aftr just talking for som minutes to call you back later ur a little busy at the moment. I said it, ur actually the one indulging him. If he calls u, u go just sit down like mumu de talk de pretend say e de swit u, now u come NL to learn how to insult am ehh, No try am! If there's a reason why dem say women get fish brain, its in full display today!! U no wan wise

Lols. Mr láhit14 amma jus ignore u cos av gat beta tins to do Dan dis. Wot beats m imagination is whr u've seen me insult anyone on NL as A whole. Evri one wanna advice,n evri one wanna comment. Evri one is insultive tinkin cool yet he's claiming maturity. God help Us

zaragal:


Dis got me really ...Where did u get all dis theories from

Nigerians talented in junks since 19BC

She learnt it frm the runsgirl 101 ebook for dummys, am so suprised u didn't read dat, u should consider reading it soonest. Met a slut once som years back, she carries the giant book in her bag evrywhr she goes her name is sylvia and she looks like this chocolate girl........I could be wrong

chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

Hahahahahhahahhhahahahahaahahahahah I laff dance awilo, badt Gyall. Best advice of the year. Nice! Am still laffing my ass out.

chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

bad girl

chocolateme:
Anytime he calls, pick the call and drop your phone beside a kitchen sink , then turn on the water and go back to your room and sleep.
2: buy these noisy 10 naira poly bags, whenever u answer his call, start fumbling with the nylon beside the phone.
3: keep blowing breeze into the mouthpiece of your fone.
4: or simply tell him this: " guy I no get money to pay you salary for this job you took upon yourself on my behalf. Please stop calling me 100 times in a day. Tnx dear

bad girl

luuvee:

Hahahahahhahahhhahahahahaahahahahah I laff dance awilo, badt Gyall. Best advice of the year. Nice! Am still laffing my ass out.

lol.. But I don't understand, why are people suddenly quoting me on this thread today? And it's an old thread. Please dear, how dis you come about it? Front page?

Anyss:



Lols. Mr láhit14 amma jus ignore u cos av gat beta tins to do Dan dis. Wot beats m imagination is whr u've seen me insult anyone on NL as A whole. Evri one wanna advice,n evri one wanna comment. Evri one is insultive tinkin cool yet he's claiming maturity. God help Us

Take off ur clothes, walk into ur bath room, take a warm shower, whn ur done, sit down naked get ur phone or laptop or wht evr u use to access nairaland, now open this ur thread, say the topic out, saying it three times, now record it, listen to it 3times. "" Wht do I do with him"" this is just as derogatory as it is insulting, like somtin u want to dispose, how abt "wht do I do abt this situation" "wht do I do abt this" "wht do I do abt him" a lesson in english, he doesn't belong to u, neither is he ur slave nor a comodity. Now open ur message read through evry one dat comented on ur thread, I don't tink am the only one dat insulted u if I evn did insult u. Rubbish!!!

lahit14:


Take off ur clothes, walk into ur bath room, take a warm shower, whn ur done, sit down naked get ur phone or laptop or wht evr u use to access nairaland, now open this ur thread, say the topic out, saying it three times, now record it, listen to it 3times. "" Wht do I do with him"" this is just as derogatory as it is insulting, like somtin u want to dispose, how abt "wht do I do abt this situation" "wht do I do abt this" "wht do I do abt him" a lesson in english, he doesn't belong to u, neither is he ur slave nor a comodity. Now open ur message read through evry one dat comented on ur thread, I don't tink am the only one dat insulted u if I evn did insult u. Rubbish!!!

So. Its wen u r unclad dat u tink properly? #Ahcantbuhlivdis#. U c wot am saying? Ppl commenting cos dey saw others commenting, u read tru d Thread, saw insults, tot it was trendy n decided to follow d swag? I weep for u. Lastly if u tink am rubbish y r Here? Mr important. now I understand y u've been typing all dese(u gat u clothes on) pls hurry home n do d needful

Anyss:



So. Its wen u r unclad dat u tink properly? #Ahcantbuhlivdis#. U c wot am saying? Ppl commenting cos dey saw others commenting, u read tru d Thread, saw insults, tot it was trendy n decided to follow d swag? I weep for u. Lastly if u tink am rubbish y r Here? Mr important. now I understand y u've been typing all dese(u gat u clothes on) pls hurry home n do d needful

Aren't u so smart, u got me thr, dats actually wht I do to tink properly tot it might work for u but clearly I was wrong. *takes off home, takes a warm shower and sits naked* ah!! Tnx!

I was wondering when I made this comment
Thanks though

schumastic:



funny reply nice one