@forkaddict, take it easy with your colleague o

prelinctus:

Nice one. The guy deleted the other account after he was exposed here only to open this new one and spew trash. Fortunately, he's so bad at covering his tracks.

On the other hand, it seems desperation is making people believe just about anything.

I really don't like to do the FBI thing, otherwise I have already unmasked some people.

whatsupguys:

Hello fanice.....

prelinctus:

Nice one. The guy deleted the other account after he was exposed here only to open this new one and spew trash. Fortunately, he's so bad at covering his tracks.
On the other hand, it seems desperation is making people believe just about anything.

whatsupguys:

I really don't like to do the FBI thing, otherwise I have already unmasked some people.

GUYS... UNA NO GO KIIILLL ME HERE OOO.

next week Tuesday will be the second time I'd be resuming a new job since after AC. I'm supposed to be really happy, but in truth-I'm just in a blue funk. All because of this NLNG thingy.

Never thought a recruitment would impact my mood like this one did!!!....

I'd wake up in the morning, after going through the bible, its becomes routine that I must check this thread, my mail, NLNG news tab, industry news and WhatsApp with the hope that my 'sauces' wrote.

sometimes, I'd glance through the NLNG 4 ITEC core values and those 10 behavioral attributes. Then I'd ask myself if the meaning of these words/phrase have been changed or does NLNG use a different dictionary?

this is not cool.....HR department, something really really wrong is going on....you all need to get your butts up and running. y'all got into NLNG, which most likely means y'all are good.....but all these silly mistakes and poor planning is really becoming irritating. mistakes like sending AC invite to the wrong persons and even sending to people who had been dropped after she test, mistake like putting up an opening on the web and a few days later saying it was an error, mistakes like conducting an aged-cap graduate recruitment for over 2 years.

So many things happening these past years are not just right...if you got too old hands who are not so sharp anymore, plsssssss retire them and let the new era start . With all these things happening, people are beginning to question Nigerianization of the company's workforce. Years back when foreigners where still part of the decision making process, this recruitment would have been concluded a long time ago amidst Ebola, elections, festivities and even oil price blackfriday.

y'all need to wake up....you are still the best in the country, 'continuous improvement' is paramount, you told me that!!!!...

I I get the message @firstworld/fanice is trying to pass across, he probably may not have done it as intended. He is probably trying to say, we shouldn't limit our hope to getting a job with nlng when the probability of even getting the job is 1 in 7. #peacemaker.

whatsupguys:
@forkaddict, take it easy with your colleague o

Not just colleague, his senior colleague for that matter. He might even be his boss when he gets in. Lol

whatsupguys:


Hello fanice.....

Bro/sis, just amazed why u honestly had to do that. u didn't have to bring it to everyone's attention. heck, can't we just let people's identity be..

#justsaying

Titaniium:


Bro/sis, just amazed why u honestly had to do that. u didn't have to bring it to everyone's attention. heck, can't we just let people's identity be..

#justsaying

Ema binu sir/ma

One thing I love about this thread is that we really have a way of keeping ourselves going. Even when doubt stares us in the face we push our arms out to show that we are still strong. At least someone has again benchmarked our hope of resumption for February, so we keep hoping till February, so if February comes and nothing happens again, another person comes and say June 2016, the hope keeps on.....So we continue till Victory is ours.....abi what can the righteous do?

Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked what do you know about a compressor? Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

Saved2Serve:
Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked to define a compressor. Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

@bolded, my brother, we don't pass this stage nau....or are u implying another interview?

na fight me and the interviewer go just fight...makawhy na?

*claps*

dway4ward:
Great news, I was scared they'll do like AMCON of 2011 who are yet to get back to me on the outcome of the exercise. Congrats Jigsaw, you just solved this puzzle.

Saved2Serve:
Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked to define a compressor. Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

Bro, u r favoured in Jesus name. You are a seeker of the good of others, we need not pray so much....u will just have to weigh the offers and make a decision on which suites you most.

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahaha u cracked me up. Another way to unwind as we wait. Try cooking yam porridge with uziza leaf. Omehn!! You go forget NLNG after eating that delicacy.

Prinzofparis:


@bolded, my brother, we don't pass this stage nau....or are u implying another interview?

na fight me and the interviewer go just fight...makawhy na?

Saved2Serve:
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahaha u cracked me up. Another way to unwind as we wait. Try cooking yam porridge with uziza leaf. Omehn!! You go forget NLNG after eating that delicacy.

lol, uziza is scarce here....but starch and banga does it for me.

on a more serious note bro, this your saucekid, is he saying gts are to have another interview or what?....


wouldn't make sense at aaaaaaaaaaaall...

Prinzofparis:


lol, uziza is scarce here....but starch and banga does it for me.

on a more serious note bro, this your saucekid, is he saying gts are to have another interview or what?....


wouldn't make sense at aaaaaaaaaaaall...

Easy Bro..

Bros is the day of reckoning, November 30, 5.30pm, still feasible?

Saved2Serve:
Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked what do you know about a compressor? Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

Prinzofparis:


lol, uziza is scarce here....but starch and banga does it for me.

on a more serious note bro, this your saucekid, is he saying gts are to have another interview or what?....


wouldn't make sense at aaaaaaaaaaaall...

It is not impossible that those to be deployed into certain specialised departments are re-assessed by experts there to determine their fitness and alertness for such roles, but that shld definitely be after the offer

Saved2Serve:
Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked what do you know about a compressor? Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

No body go ask GT such because I be shell former HR Manager

ethene:

No body go ask GT such because I be shell former HR Manager

Hehehehehehehe. U don com again. I like u sha

30Th November 5:30pm is the date

Saved2Serve:
30Th November 5:30pm is the date

Date for what?

whatsupguys:

It is not impossible that those to be deployed into certain specialised departments are re-assessed by experts there to determine their fitness and alertness for such roles, but that shld definitely be after the offer

that's the only part that looks like English at the moment.

Why has it been so hard to get a good job in Nigeria? My dream job is doing press-up. NLNG, I am waiting oh!

Machini:
NLNG, Please we beg you, hear our cry and put us out of this misery. Just any form of feedback would do right now, please. Even if it is to send an empty mail just do. Biko nu oo.

Am not suppose to complain over delay on interview outcome cus 30th go make am 2weeks. When GTs hv blown out 12 freaking week n still counting.

Nlng whenever you guys are ready to tell me my fate, no yah! My own na ahead ahead. Say mk I no honor interview invitation unto sake I dey hope for good news from Nlng? That would be foolhardiness n stupidity.

Even God won't be happy with me. Faith is not turning down interview invitation on the believe that nlng will offer me a job. No! That is stupidity n factory-fitted folly. Ahead ahead! No pausing, keep going. No standing here! No waiting here! Cars are parked at owners risk!

Thanks for the affirmation. #seriously believing in Jah's undeserved kindness#

Saved2Serve:
30Th November 5:30pm is the date

Saved2Serve:
Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked what do you know about a compressor? Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

I was just about to say that I hope the GTs will not be annoyed that EHs have come to hijack their thread but then I was like 'shebi dem too dey come EH thread. So no yawa.'

Well I am surprised by your claim of your transport expenses not being reimbursed to date. That is serious. I really don't understand what's going on.

I am one of the very few EHs that will be coming in from other sectors outside oil and gas. I have my 'gbef' experience in manufacturing. I still remember the complex and anxiety i surferred on the interview date seeing many guys from the oil and gas industry. NNPC, Shell, etc. I was like 'Ogbeni forkadict, na which experience you get wey you wan face these guys so?' Then the word of the Lord from the book of Zacharia came to me that ' This is the word of the Lord unto forkadict that it is not by power nor by might but by my spirit' And really and truly, everything else is history.

As for formal/scheduled training, I don't think there will be any training in the beginning. But perhaps training may be arranged later for anyone with egregious short comings if such short comings are discovered with time. But as for me, I don't expect any training apart from OJT.

I wish you the very best in your interview. You really have options to play with o. And I envy you sha.

As for the rest of your post, GTs Don pass all that level tey tey o. Na medicals dem dey brace up for so.

Thank you forkadict. That means we all are on same page now. I wish everyone success. The wait is more medical than engineering. U get woramsayin?

forkadict:


I was just about to say that I hope the GTs will not be annoyed that EHs have come to hijack their thread but then I was like 'shebi dem too dey come EH thread. So no yawa.'

Well I am surprised by your claim of your transport expenses not being reimbursed to date. That is serious. I really don't understand what's going on.

I am one of the very few EHs that will be coming in from other sectors outside oil and gas. I have my 'gbef' experience in manufacturing. I still remember the complex and anxiety i surferred on the interview date seeing many guys from the oil and gas industry. NNPC, Shell, etc. I was like 'Ogbeni forkadict, na which experience you get wey you wan face these guys so?' Then the word of the Lord from the book of Zacharia came to me that ' This is the word of the Lord unto forkadict that it is not by power nor by might but by my spirit' And really and truly, everything else is history.

As for formal/scheduled training, I don't think there will be any training in the beginning. But perhaps training may be arranged later for anyone with egregious short comings if such short comings are discovered with time. But as for me, I don't expect any training apart from OJT.

I wish you the very best in your interview. You really have options to play with o. And I envy you sha.

As for the rest of your post, GTs Don pass all that level tey tey o. Na medicals dem dey brace up for so.

I wish we are all on same page. Some of us (@forkadict et al.) are on P + 1 page o! All they are waiting for now are the offer letters with their "oyel moni" remunerations quoted .

Saved2Serve:
Thank you forkadict. That means we all are on same page now. I wish everyone success. The wait is more medical than engineering. U get woramsayin?

Breaking news! Due to the crash in oil price, NLNG have slashed the starting salary of their GT to N50,000. Its real and serious read sunday sun.

ethene:
Breaking news! Due to the crash in oil price, NLNG have slashed the starting salary of their GT to N50,000. Its real and serious read sunday sun.

Hehehehehe in Efik

Then make I focus on my palm oil business. I will go far with it.

ethene:
Breaking news! Due to the crash in oil price, NLNG have slashed the starting salary of their GT to N50,000. Its real and serious read sunday sun.