[url] http://howafrica.com/south-african-ladies-are-the-most-beautiful-in-africa-check-this-photo-and-judge/ [/url] ;DThis got me cracked up.


A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic)
has officially announced that the second coming of
Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now
after all, but urged followers to still continue with
their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to
be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been
ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people
somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would
come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up
where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming.
When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can
always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably
drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added
Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk.
Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation
around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second
coming.

he is coming back and its very soon. that's why u see #ENDTIME every where

You see？

As for me and myself,
We are waiting for the coming of Jesus till our last breath.



Bro J no mind then jare

#End time cardinal.

tolugar:
End time cardinal
You see？

Tolu i can see this one clearly o. endtime cardinal indeed. why on earth would he say such a thing self. kai catholics hmmm

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so we have been waiting on a drunk's promise ... chai!! daris goduoooo...

sammyomal:

Tolu i can see this one clearly o.
endtime cardinal indeed.
why on earth would he say such a thing self. kai catholics hmmm

He even referred to Jesus as a drunkard.

Can't belive the authenticity of that post. It's not online even.

End time Spokesman too

tolugar:


He even referred to Jesus as a drunkard.
Can't belive the authenticity of that post. It's not online even.
End time Spokesman too

Exactly. the way am seeing this i guess the op is also END TIME inclined.

sammyomal:

Exactly.
the way am seeing this i guess the op is also END TIME inclined.

Thought as much

End time thread

some nairalanders can be so dumb. so some people really believe this op when everyone know d true teachings of the Church and which can easily be gotten from google. END TIME NAIRALANDERS