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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by babyfaceafrica: 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
Lmao
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by gift01: 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hian
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by frankwells(f): 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
ENDTIME
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Meriekriss: 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
ok
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by GovWahala: 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
True to that
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by d33types: 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2015
The bible is not a charm ..it is the reading of the word that is important not the carrying about and using it as pillow..

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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Lilimax(f): 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2015
smiley
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by mohince(m): 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2015
My Quran wont even fall out of my hands, im vry mindfull wen handlng it
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Neplusultra(f): 1:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
Apt grin grin cheesy
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Lilimax(f): 1:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
d33types:
The bible is not a charm ..it is the reading of the word that is important not the carrying about and using it as pillow..
True!
It is the spirit behind the word of God that is active.
The letter is nothing; it killeth....
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by yhemsy62(m): 1:07pm On Dec 07, 2015
End time falling
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Judas2013: 1:07pm On Dec 07, 2015
My phone is very important,bible can go to hell.

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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by mDotLysouqDotcom(m): 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hmmm I Dont Understand This wella
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by olabolawasiu(m): 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2015
kennydee05:
I won't call his response END TIME reply but it is ANTI CHRIST reply

What would u do if u are the one? Nobody holy pass
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by miqos02(m): 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2015
ok
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Tobium1(m): 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hahahahah, just when I thought i've seen it all on twitter. Dis got my cracking up so loud
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by nigeriancuban: 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2015
lol,this is the truest word I ever heard on nl
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Lilimax(f): 1:08pm On Dec 07, 2015
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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Lilimax(f): 1:09pm On Dec 07, 2015
^^^ embarassed
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Nobody: 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2015
d33types:
The bible is not a charm ..it is the reading of the word that is important not the carrying about and using it as pillow..
don't say what u don't know, some years back when I have terrible terryfying dreams immediately I put the Bible beside my pilow such dream won't occure again. How can you explain dat?
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by akindap07(m): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2015
END TIME RESPONSE
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by nduchucks: 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2015
I understand that there are phone Apps for every version of the Bible while your book is a single version.

The phone is the wisest thing to save.
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Omokaysmith: 1:12pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hahahahaha..
Funny dude
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by EroticJane(f): 1:12pm On Dec 07, 2015
Silly
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by akindap07(m): 1:13pm On Dec 07, 2015
silvermania:
don't say what u don't know, some years back when I have terrible terryfying dreams immediately I put the Bible beside my pilow such dream won't occure again. How can you explain dat?
brother it is not d placing of d bible besyd u dat stopped the dreams...it is ur FAITH in the bible! If u read a passage in d bible and put ur faith in it, d dreams will still stop even if u didn't put ur bible besyd u

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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by tope3x(m): 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2015
Great response ..my note 3 screen is 50k at Samsung office...so therefore, I'm saving my phone to install another bible....thanks
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by miqos02(m): 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2015
Shedysworld:
Right, the printed Bible is not he "word" of God, it's only a medium to read the words of God. Some have the Word of God written in their heart.
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by olami100(m): 1:16pm On Dec 07, 2015
Wen I no mad.. I will go for my phone..
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by DukeNija(m): 1:17pm On Dec 07, 2015
queenoflafia:
Make God hold him thing make me too hold my own na grin

Very funny
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Koolmexxi(m): 1:17pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hilarious but true because dat is the only realistic thing to do.. Some hypocrites will come in here claiming how wrong it is or how d devil has overtaken everyone's reasoning. But let's face it, is it d Bible dat makes him a Christian? He's just being realistic because d Bible falling has absolutely no effect on its contents on d book itself. Let's not even forget the classic case of a man in the Bible who tried to hold the Ark of the covenant from falling and ended up getting himself killed. Make we no dey too attach religious importance to really irrelevant scenarios.
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by kennydee05(m): 1:18pm On Dec 07, 2015
olabolawasiu:


What would u do if u are the one? Nobody holy pass
Will pray not to be in that scenario.
May our loyalty never be tested~ Fashola 2015

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