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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by peedeeasobie(m): 3:22pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Save the fone. even God will be angry if you don't save the fone because you can have a bible in your fone... I will save my fone... |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by madeoba: 3:26pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
abi naa more over the same Bible can also be installed in his phone jaree, so the phone should be saved first. í ½í¸ |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by oppyworld: 3:36pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Hmmmmm o sosimi lenu obuyosi ooo[email][/email] |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by slimblinks: 4:09pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
If it is my Quran,i will save it first o,bcause i blive my Quran can save my phone frm spoiling. |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Nobody: 4:26pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
minasota:I can bet it,u are not d one on that profile, but if u are,I like o. |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by timmy7(m): 4:29pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
may my loyalty not be tested...(Fashola, 2015) |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Hexzyz(m): 5:35pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
With 1000 naira, I can get a new bible, but that amount can't get me a new phone, I will save my phone first. |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Roks(m): 5:44pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Let's be realistic here your phone hits the ground and gets damaged you pay 10k or more to repair it depending on the phone you use, if your bible falls you pick it up and continue what you were doing at no cost. Abegi jare, Next Question..... |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Emac34: 5:50pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
igbo man |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by clemz88(m): 5:54pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Shedysworld:so...... Expanciate, elucidate, expliciate, diagnose |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 6:01pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
I'll save my bible.......... It's in my phone.... |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Shedysworld(m): 6:33pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
clemz88:Bro all I'm saying is that the Bible is a book in which the words of God are written, but that doesn't make it the "Word" itself. Years back in the times of Jesus on earth, the word of God were in scrolls but in today's digital age we have the word in several formats -audio, mobile, printed etc. So the book been allowed to fall Inplace doesn't mean it's God's word that was allowed to fall or that the person loves God less. The Bible could even be in that phone too. I hope you understand |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by SweetJustice: 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Prettyvhickie(f): 7:06pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
*clears throat* *conductor,this is not the place i told u to drop me,,i'm going to the next bustop* |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by OsamedeHazard10(m): 7:26pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
I wiLl use my leg to trap my phone like a ball then catch my bible |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Nobody: 7:46pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
But there's a bible in my phone,so in other words,saving the phone will probably be saving two or more things at a time#logical |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by sexymamatee(f): 7:48pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
I will save my bible from falling and pray to God at d same time that nothing should happen to my phone. and by faith my phone too will be save. it is written that if I please God, he will make all my enemies to be at peace with me. so it also simply means if I please God by keeping d bible safe my phone 2 will be in a good condition. |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by betty202020(m): 7:49pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Fabrolistic:because he said the truth of what he will do? You are a hypocrite. You that bet his girlfriend must be cossy, can you tell ur concience the truth that u dont watch cossy's nude pics and other porn? |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by simdam500(m): 8:47pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Don4perfect: End time phone screenabi o. What kind of phone screen is that |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by simdam500(m): 8:49pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Prettyvhickie:conductor drop the rest of d passenger and then bring her back to answer d question... Bible or Phone? Lol |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Nobody: 9:12pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
silvermania:now, if you had used your dictionary thinking it was your Bible, it would have had the same effect! That's superstition. The Bible wasn't given for a spear. Nor a shield. You only meditate on the WORD. But many a pastor, who are sharks anyway, won't let you know the truth. People pretend to be "religious". If you lose your Bible, can't you get another? It's all about the price. To buy a new phone? That'll break the bank! |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by ojnnaco(m): 9:21pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Lolxxxx..... D niqqa too funny ....
Truly d word of God cannot be Broken ....
I know its a Tiv's man answer shaaaaa |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Prettyvhickie(f): 4:15pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
simdam500:my brother nah fone sure pass oh,lolz |
Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by Meti99(m): 8:33am On Jan 13, 2016 |
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Re: Bible Vs Phone: Checkout This Guy's Answer To A Question by jbblues24(m): 2:52pm On May 31, 2019 |
And everything is going to the beat And everything is going to the beat And everything is going... |
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