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Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 7:48am On Dec 11, 2015
1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the vagina
2. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles
3. An erect p3nis has no conscience
4. You don't threaten a prostitute with an erect p3nis.
Add yours and let's catch fun.

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 7:56am On Dec 11, 2015
grin too deep
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 8:11am On Dec 11, 2015
KashyBaby:
grin too deep
Really
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Ayo081(m): 8:22am On Dec 11, 2015
a man who laughs while releasing is a mad man

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 8:34am On Dec 11, 2015
Lol @ an erect penís has no conscience. grin
Okay, let's catch fun

No matter how macho and heavy you are, the slimmest girl in the world will carry you without sweat in the bedroom.

Oh yea, that was some boring shiit. cheesy

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Dongreatken(m): 9:03am On Dec 11, 2015
Funny
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:08am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the vagina
2. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles
3. An erect p3nis has no conscience
4. You don't threaten a prostitute with an erect p3nis.
Add yours and let's catch fun.
Heheehhe just for laughs though grin buh @bolded, my sister it does ooooo. During my housemanship at a federal hospital in the north, I treated many cases of bleeding from the vagina, and they always come in at 1am - 3am, obviously following rounds of sex. Mehn, fear angry pen.is ooo, fear north

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:10am On Dec 11, 2015
Ayo081:
a man who laughs while releasing is a mad man
Hahaha you killed it broh!

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by captain340(m): 9:13am On Dec 11, 2015
No matter d size, d vagina patiently n gradually accommodates d penis

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:20am On Dec 11, 2015
Lol
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:23am On Dec 11, 2015
cheesycheesycheesycheesy

Na wa o shockedshocked

M seeing things
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:42am On Dec 11, 2015
sapiosexual1:

Heheehhe just for laughs though grin buh @bolded, my sister it does ooooo. During my housemanship at a federal hospital in the north, I treated many cases of bleeding from the vagina, and they always come in at 1am - 3am, obviously following rounds of sex. Mehn, fear angry pen.is ooo, fear north
grin grin I have heard that the Northerners are soooo endowed down there. Okay. No 1 is not 4 dem grin
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:43am On Dec 11, 2015
halfrica:
cheesycheesycheesycheesy

Na wa o shockedshocked

M seeing things
Close ur eyes wink
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:44am On Dec 11, 2015
tongue cool

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:46am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
Close ur eyes wink


Aunty e cannot closecrycrycrycry
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:48am On Dec 11, 2015
halfrica:



Aunty e cannot closecrycrycrycry
I have super glue, make I bring am grin
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:49am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
grin grin I have heard that the Northerners are soooo endowed down there. Okay. No 1 is not 4 dem grin
As in ehn, they prepare their local stuffs that makes them erect for marathon sex. The women also have theirs which makes them Hot to last the round and also grow big bosoms (cos their men loves them big)
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:51am On Dec 11, 2015
sapiosexual1:

As in ehn, they prepare their local stuffs that makes them erect for marathon sex. The women also have theirs which makes them Hot to last the round and also grow big bosoms (cos their men loves them big)
Chisos kwist! Na so dey like am undecided
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:55am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
I have super glue, make I bring am grin

aunty u are a role model to me

Use it on ur self first

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:00am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
Chisos kwist! Na so dey like am undecided
Yes oooo, at least most of the men. I have a close friend who was a community women's leader. She used to narrate their experience with me (hehe I've heard more than what my age can carry).
She is the 2nd wife out of 4, her husband gives her two nights per week while he gives the other wives one night. Reason? She has done the needful.

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by gunpoint(m): 10:02am On Dec 11, 2015
Ayo081:
a man who laughs while releasing is a mad man
Hahahaha...
Very guilty of this one oh lipsrsealed

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by misspicy(f): 10:06am On Dec 11, 2015
sapiosexual1:

Heheehhe just for laughs though grin buh @bolded, my sister it does ooooo. During my housemanship at a federal hospital in the north, I treated many cases of bleeding from the vagina, and they always come in at 1am - 3am, obviously following rounds of sex. Mehn, fear angry pen.is ooo, fear north
chisos shocked bleeding vagina

northerners can Fck!!!
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Oladimejy(m): 10:06am On Dec 11, 2015
A child can play with her monther breath but must not play with his father testise

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Oladimejy(m): 10:06am On Dec 11, 2015
A child can play with her mother breast but must not play with his father testise

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Oladimejy(m): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2015
No matter the aggresive of a penis it can never penetrate thru a rock

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by firstking01(m): 10:13am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the vagina
2. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles
3. An erect p3nis has no conscience
4. You don't threaten a prostitute with an erect p3nis.
Add yours and let's catch fun.
coming from a ladysad
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by firstking01(m): 10:13am On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the vagina
2. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles
3. An erect p3nis has no conscience
4. You don't threaten a prostitute with an erect p3nis.
Add yours and let's catch fun.
coming from a ladysad.....
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:14am On Dec 11, 2015
misspicy:

chisos shocked bleeding vagina

northerners can Fck!!!
I'm surprised ur just knowing this. They are the real definition of machismo when it comes to fvcking. And their women don't have a choice tooo, they either get used to it or they become douchebags. What choice do they have when the men can freely 'hire and fire '.
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:14am On Dec 11, 2015
halfrica:


aunty u are a role model to me

Use it on ur self first
grin grin grin u too aunty
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Adasun(m): 10:14am On Dec 11, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:15am On Dec 11, 2015
firstking01:
coming from a ladysad.....
Are u surprised? undecided undecided
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:16am On Dec 11, 2015
firstking01:
coming from a ladysad.....
My brother don't let the African mentality get over you, what's wrong in it coming from a woman? It's sweeter when it comes from them, let them freely express themselves, don't cage them

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