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I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:10pm On Dec 13, 2015
Aftanun ppls off NLangry...............am haf asident yestaday, am driv mine okada too go and by petro wen one trala his push me frm road too gurtacry.........am use head too mash gurta and leg his brake halfcrycrycry...................so am go too church todae too prass lord that am nort diecry.........wen am do testimoni finsh, the quaya is noun sing "e sha be pamanent, e sha be pamanent, whot lord his do for me, e sha be pamanent" and evribodi on church his dance too the quaya songcrycrycry....................his it gud?angry

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Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by obiorathesubtle: 2:12pm On Dec 13, 2015
grin lwkm.. No my brother, his nor gud.
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by finalboss(m): 2:13pm On Dec 13, 2015
grin your Head hit pole, grin you dy type upside down, nd it ll be permanent grin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by boboLIL(m): 2:18pm On Dec 13, 2015
Ur english na bomb bro
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:22pm On Dec 13, 2015
finalboss:
grin your Head hit pole, grin you dy type upside down, nd it ll be permanent grin
noooooo mine head his nort hit pole...........mine head his mash gurtaembarassed
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:23pm On Dec 13, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
grin lwkm.. No my brother, his nor gud.
ppls her jos weekendembarassed
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 2:24pm On Dec 13, 2015
cheesy
*joins quaya in singing with trumpet voice *
It shall b permanent. .. It must be permanent....Wat d lawd iyaf done 4 u... It shall b permanent grin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:24pm On Dec 13, 2015
boboLIL:
Ur english na bomb bro
bus am bullet........am nort an bombangry

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Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by KELVINXY: 2:24pm On Dec 13, 2015
grin
make I no tok
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:25pm On Dec 13, 2015
phellamon:
cheesy
*joins quaya in singing*
It shall b permanent. .. It must be permanent....
bus......her u the dung in ur singnation?undecided
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by ssoftappless(m): 2:26pm On Dec 13, 2015
LMAO
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by ClassCaptain(m): 2:27pm On Dec 13, 2015
Funny adaksbullet
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by foladaraawe(f): 2:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
is nor gud op
e shar nor b parmanet grin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by damilareoye: 2:34pm On Dec 13, 2015
grin,,,,, your miracle shall be permanent but that kra kra wey enter your head shall not be permanent. cheesy
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 2:35pm On Dec 13, 2015
adaksbullet:
bus......her u the dung in ur singnation?undecided
tongue Ma Tawp iyaf cawh youse.....Kikikiki! !
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Mrbigman1(m): 2:39pm On Dec 13, 2015
adaksbullet:
Aftanun ppls off NLangry...............am haf asident yestaday, am driv mine okada too go and by petro wen one trala his push me frm road too gurtacry.........am use head too mash gurta and leg his brake halfcrycrycry...................so am go too church todae too prass lord that am nort diecry.........wen am do testimoni finsh, the quaya is noun sing "e sha be pamanent, e sha be pamanent, whot lord his do for me, e sha be pamanent" and evribodi on church his dance too the quaya songcrycrycry....................his it gud?angry

Thanks for making me laff oh jare.

His honly good tins wey go dey permanent for ur laif my brother.

Dat quaya belike sa dem no lyk u at all at all.

No mind dem
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 13, 2015
Lmao cheesy. You funny pass that Deranged_mofo porcupine called MrCorkk
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:42pm On Dec 13, 2015
Mrbigman1:


Thanks for making me laff oh jare.

His honly good tins wey go dey permanent for ur laif my brother.

Dat quaya belike sa dem no lyk u at all at all.

No mind dem

the gilrs name his angela cos am tost her on last week and she say no and am jos slap her on face niangry

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Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:44pm On Dec 13, 2015
phellamon:
tongue Ma Tawp iyaf cawh youse.....Kikikiki! !
nonses singnationangry..............nonses bodiangry
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adaksbullet: 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Funny adaksbullet
mine 300L class captain?cry
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 13, 2015
Ur head smash gutter nd u still dey alive... Lwkmd

Don't mind d quaya na mumu girl
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 13, 2015
cool
Iyah welicom
adaksbullet:
nonses singnationangry..............nonses bodiangry
cool
Iyah welicom
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by adasexie(f): 2:52pm On Dec 13, 2015
ok this is weird
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 3:05pm On Dec 13, 2015
I shake my head pitifully in disdain when peeps joke with crucial matters like this. What if your wish is eventually granted? Am not sorry to opine that I won't grieve your death. The only thing you would get from me is an "RIP".
SMH again.
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 13, 2015
grin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by Nobody: 8:45pm On Dec 13, 2015
Ok, dis is rily funny, i yaff laffed to stupor grin grin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by djgrafiti(m): 9:02pm On Dec 13, 2015
adaksbullet:
Aftanun ppls off NLangry...............am haf asident yestaday, am driv mine okada too go and by petro wen one trala his push me frm road too gurtacry.........am use head too mash gurta and leg his brake halfcrycrycry...................so am go too church todae too prass lord that am nort diecry.........wen am do testimoni finsh, the quaya is noun sing "e sha be pamanent, e sha be pamanent, whot lord his do for me, e sha be pamanent" and evribodi on church his dance too the quaya songcrycrycry....................his it gud?angry
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by djgrafiti(m): 9:03pm On Dec 13, 2015
adaksbullet:
Aftanun ppls off NLangry...............am haf asident yestaday, am driv mine okada too go and by petro wen one trala his push me frm road too gurtacry.........am use head too mash gurta and leg his brake halfcrycrycry...................so am go too church todae too prass lord that am nort diecry.........wen am do testimoni finsh, the quaya is noun sing "e sha be pamanent, e sha be pamanent, whot lord his do for me, e sha be pamanent" and evribodi on church his dance too the quaya songcrycrycry....................his it gud?angry
Judging by ur written English,u really hit ur head,i blame the public school system. As for going to church don't worry they won't miss u.
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by KimBerlyie: 9:19pm On Dec 13, 2015
Lmao cheesy grin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by summerflame(m): 6:33am On Dec 14, 2015
hello fola, I am from Ibadan and reside there as well, kindly inbox me your WhatsApp number or BB pin
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by tommenoh(m): 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2015
Lotta laffs! Hehebwubwuhuhuh!! Its been long, dat knd laff, wan tear mee midriff on sompin i read here! Guy, i swear, e no gud o. I feel u, joor. Bone dem, mak dem fnd whu go cum gi offerin, nxt tm
Re: I Won't Go To Church Again >:( by poshestmina(f): 7:57pm On Dec 14, 2015
wink cheesy grin

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