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| My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 3:42pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo"  (that was when I had one though  ) I guess that's a story for another thread... I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious. I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head* I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse  We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules. After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already  I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ? On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?  Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me  Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey  I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass  Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]56 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by donTbone(m): 3:50pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
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| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Maxi112: 3:51pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
nemesis 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 3:52pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
When you always act like an amateur online, what do you expect ? 17 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by ATMC(f): 3:53pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Geraarahere meeehn 5 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by sexymoma(f): 3:54pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
ok it fine... your sins are forgiven Go and sin no more.. I jos pity you ni sha oo |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 3:55pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
PrimeMinisterr: I am a changed man Morafurcker. Don't make me repent  3 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Laveda(f): 3:55pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
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| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Isaacmacdon(m): 3:55pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Oh my! I just fell 4rm a bike while reading dis! 2 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Abortions: 3:56pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Eyaa!! |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Isaacmacdon(m): 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
sexymoma:pix of u or we dontblivit! 2 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by libertyfather(m): 3:58pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Reward for bad mouth, jst no try me cause if say nah me, that's serious beating for you |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 3:58pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
vizkiz:. . . . Till you start chatting like a 'Man' then I'd believe you're really a changed 'mahn' 2 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 3:59pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
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| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
PrimeMinisterr: get behind me lucifer. I cast you, fire!!!!!!! |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Laveda(f): 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
vizkiz:shey I've told you before nii |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
vizkiz:. . . . #smiles, borrow a leaf from 'Men' and act like a Man. |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by tosyne2much(m): 4:08pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Hahaha  Interesting !!!  |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by sexymoma(f): 4:08pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
vizkiz:abi u still wan abuse me join |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by SINNZ(m): 4:10pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
I meet nairalanders everyday. Even my boss is a popular nairalander! When I found out his moniker, I was like ; WTF! , see this old man oo 8 Likes |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Serious sointin This can actually happen ooooo The Op may be joking but, hey, it can happen |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by sexymoma(f): 4:14pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Isaacmacdon:Aproko  1 Like |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 4:14pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
libertyfather: if I woze you ehn |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by faith551(m): 4:19pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Looks like am the only one who's yet to meet a nairaland, I just pray whenever it is, let it be.............  |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by agarawu23(m): 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Hmmmm.. |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by BreezyRita(f): 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
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| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by obiorathesubtle: 4:22pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
| people dy lie sha |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Monalisa185(f): 4:31pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
lol...I no know whether na only me no believe this story... voice message of your chats or......... 1 Like |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by tosyne2much(m): 4:32pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
SINNZ:Hope say u neva bash am b4 sha ? |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Aminat508(f): 4:34pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
@ vizkiz I won't forgive ypu |
| Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by donholy28(m): 4:39pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
U for tell am say ur actions online do not define who u are 1 Like |
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