Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 3:21pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: This guy script go sell![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) blood of God!! That your Dp needs to receive Jesus ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Monalisa185(f): 3:21pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
vizkiz:
seems you have never experienced such stuff before. Welcome to the real world
hehehehe.lemme reserve my comment... |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 3:23pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Monalisa185:
hehehehe.lemme reserve my comment... lmao... Speak your highness |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 3:29pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
vizkiz:
blood of God!! That your Dp needs to receive Jesus ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Amen ooo |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by tosyne2much(m): 3:37pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Monalisa185:
hehehehe... you believed dah story?
I doubt jor... I don't even know what to say |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Monalisa185(f): 4:29pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
tosyne2much: I don't even know what to say you must say something oo vizkiz:
lmao... Speak your highness
your majesty, pass me that megaphone jare. |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 5:25pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Monalisa185:
your majesty, pass me that megaphone jare. ehn ehn, so you were saying |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Endaud(m): 5:53pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Why this guy no finish the story,don't you watch the end that they had an accident.................. |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by mamagee3(f): 6:14pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
vizkiz:
what the hell? that piece of junk aiint no love to me ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png)
So back to the serious topic, when we gonna see? Maybe we can spend the Christmas together
![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Genea(f): 7:17pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
vizkiz:
if I woze you ehn ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
dis is wah u mean by change kwa?? |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 7:22pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Genea: dis is wah u mean by change kwa?? it's not easy to change now. Not like there is a button I can just press to activate it |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Genea(f): 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
vizkiz:
it's not easy to change now. Not like there is a button I can just press to activate it
well just try 2 b mellow |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by bukkylicious: 9:39pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Be nice to people ALWAYS, anywhere and anytime. |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by mamagee3(f): 9:49pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by whitney2: 6:48am On Jan 15, 2016 |
vizkiz: [b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )
I guess that's a story for another thread...
I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.
I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*
I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.
After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already
I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom
My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?
![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey
I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass
Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]
ooops pay back time!!! Kiss kiss ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by 3rdlegxxx(m): 3:12pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
vizkiz: [b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )
I guess that's a story for another thread...
I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.
I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*
I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.
After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already
I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom
My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?
![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey
I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass
Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]
Just stumbled on this but cousn't help but laugh...... keep checking all monikers till i see your face, lol, guyi feel for you sha but you don't sound too confident tho, my piece, need i say more, nahh but thanks for the humor tho, i needed it today |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Mediapace: 9:01pm On May 23, 2016 |
Vizkiz you don know the person ? |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:19pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mediapace: Vizkiz you don know the person ? baba I never know the babe oh, I don dey fear sef... Make e no go be ghost |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Mediapace: 9:21pm On May 23, 2016 |
That's painful,which town/city did it happened? vizkiz:
baba I never know the babe oh, I don dey fear sef... Make e no go be ghost
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Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:24pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mediapace: That's painful,which town/city did it happened? was coming from ekiti state to lagos |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Mediapace: 9:30pm On May 23, 2016 |
Ahh It must be omotayor123 ishilove Yuneehk or olivaarims vizkiz:
was coming from ekiti state to lagos
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Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:34pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mediapace: Ahh It must be omotayor123 ishilove Yuneehk or olivaarims
bro I don't think so oh... Those babes you mention are well known. Especially that Oliviaarimes. She is my crush |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 9:34pm On May 23, 2016 |
vizkiz:
was coming from ekiti state to lagos
okay ive seen it. You're still looking for her? |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:38pm On May 23, 2016 |
juhan: okay ive seen it. You're still looking for her? still searching for her? Nah... I don't care anymore
Will still like to know her? Yeah I think |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Mediapace: 9:39pm On May 23, 2016 |
Hmm they be impersonating now vizkiz:
bro I don't think so oh... Those babes you mention are well known. Especially that Oliviaarimes. She is my crush
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Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Yuneehk(f): 9:47pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mediapace: Ahh It must be omotayor123 ishilove Yuneehk or olivaarims
Uhmmm I've travelled from ado to Lagos but it wasn't in 2015. Definitely not me sir |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:49pm On May 23, 2016 |
Yuneehk:
Uhmmm I've travelled from ado to Lagos but it wasn't in 2015. Definitely not me sir schooled in ado? |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Nobody: 9:50pm On May 23, 2016 |
vizkiz:
still searching for her? Nah... I don't care anymore
Will still like to know her? Yeah I think
okay but dont forget to tell me when you see her again |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
juhan: okay but dont forget to tell me when you see her again I told lalasticlala then to help me advertise it on Frontpage but he declined. Only God knows maybe I could have found her |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by Mediapace: 9:54pm On May 23, 2016 |
Will you stop this nonsense already Stop playing with Vizkiz's heart it is you jor. Mtcchew juhan: okay but dont forget to tell me when you see her again |
Re: My Experience Today With A female Nairalander in a bus by vizkiz: 9:55pm On May 23, 2016 |
Mediapace: Will you stop this nonsense already
Stop playing with Vizkiz's heart it is you jor.
Mtcchew
no, it's not juhan
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