Another tip also ladies,

carry some body mist in your handbag to freshen yourself up, especially after doing ur business. Victoria Secretsgot some nice fruity fragrances

There is a reason why we are called ladies!

MizMyColi:
Lolz
The thread is hilarious.

But seriously, if I can't boldy tell my Darling that I need to use the loo, then there something dysfunctional about our relationship.

#Superficialty

It depends on the stage of your relationship I guess

EroticAngelina:


lol

They wouldn't undastnd ur post.The first time I pooed in my bfs house,I almost fainted cuz I was shy of him perceivn d horrific smell

A lady that can't be comfortable and poopoo ( a natural phenomenon) is not worth a girlfriend in the first place. I really hate girls that pretends

End time shi********





End time post.




Fornication........ Everywhere yu go like say Na Mtn network...

We keep deceiving ourselves with English words...


End time love

This post is informative but at the same time unimportant in the sense that we are all human, therefore, defecating shouldn't be something to be ashamed of whenever we feel pressed! I honestly don't know when excretion became a thing most guys see as a turn off in ladies. Remember, even Don Jazzy dey shit oo

of a truth, Angelina is right in ds thread. Women r symbols of beauty & elegance & its not a good flow associating them with messy part of life. guys u can imaging seeing d menstrual pad of either ur wife or fiancée. no real woman will ever allow that. even my wife knows how disgusted I feel seeing her poo. though we know women, like every other human do poo but that doesn't make it go well seeing them do that. women r more appreciable when secretes like that r kept tightly from us.

INTROVERT:
wtf....






if you can't do it freely in your bfs house then sorry is your name...

we May not agree on buhari but thumbs up

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

What if it's a toilet without bathroom. What will you do then ?

MISSNORA:
They wouldn't undastnd ur post.The first time I pooed in my bfs house,I almost fainted cuz I was shy of him perceivn d horrific smell

nawa for your belle o

lepasharon:
There is such a thing as courtesy.I only sh1t in my own house!

if I were your bf, so you mean you can't poo in my house?

baby124:
If your boyfriend cannot survive the smell of your shi*t and still love you. You have not found your husband. Hahahaha.

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha


I don use laf wake my people ooooo

First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread! if i hear


when ever she does any of this i will know she wants to poo... got ya!!!

by the way girls shit de small like

MORNDEW:

what of we wey dey stay one room and the toilet dey anoda place how e take concern us?

hahaha

Oliviaarims:
Lol. Very funny...Some ppl might find it useful, though.

Madam, you are not exempted

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

carry nylon bag, in case u don't feel comfortable in his toilet then shlt in the bag and hide it behind the door.

tosyne2much:
Madam, you are not exempted

I am o! Very much exempted.

what if he stays in the common lasgidi face me I face u no toilet facility ...lol

Oliviaarims:

I am o! Very much exempted.

See as you look toosh on ur dp

Looking at your dp, one could be doubting if you poo

Keneking:


- use water to cleanse the parts instead of tissue.
- flush and clean the holden cabin with brush
- maintain the facilities cleaner than you met them.
- discharge all pads properly, wrap in a nylon and tuck into your bag.
- use a bathroom slippers and not your shoes
- if it is a "shalanga" type of toilet, ensure you have enough water to flush the floor and use broom to clean up.

Your ability to keep the small room tidy after use would be added point on your housekeeping abilities.

Lol. Shalanga

shadowgwalker:
carry nylon bag, in case u don't feel comfortable in his toilet then shlt in the bag and hide it behind the door.

Wtf

tosyne2much:
See as you look toosh on ur dp

Looking at your dp, one could be doubting if you poo

Thanks.

Erukumakanaki:
Shiit is shiit, Dem no dey form for Shiit . . .anywhere e hold u just "Drop it like it's hot"

Nkwam!! Chai
Una no go kill person o

3 nd 6 got me laughing..... Buh now we re in d level of shiite I shiite..... We dy drag toilet self.... Lol....

Jayne07:
Wtf

shocked

What a load of craps................


I think every shit is now posted on nairaland.

Okay! http://www.bummyla.com

misspicy:
I guess there is list for everything on nairaland now

I know for sure where to find u anytime, anyday