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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by ashade123: 7:03pm On Dec 23, 2015
In Jesus name we pray ! Amen Amen Amen Fire !
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by kechywillz(m): 7:05pm On Dec 23, 2015
I have noticed one thing with nigerian girls. It takes alot of time for a broke dude to get a girl,but very easy for rich dude to lay them. Am saying this out of experience. Ma guy got a rig work in P.H,before then,dem gals never knew who he was until they saw him in one these rides,they visit him like everyday is his birthday party

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by posterity(m): 7:08pm On Dec 23, 2015
the amount of truism in this statement is indubitable. I like the way he lucidly and succinctly explain and elaborated his encounter with different Nigerian beauties. for all those having troubles on how to woo a lady, this guide is priceless.

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Nobody: 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
officialmcfresh1:


Lol dis girl. Why shud a guy even brag sef.. Smh

Believe me, they do. To impress
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Nobody: 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
Lol @ number 8

Abeg share wetin u dey talk ...
So non experienced guys fit graduate cheesy
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by smoby(m): 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
Chinaika!!! Üga! u r coorect!!!

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by 3rdlegxxx(m): 7:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
BaebieHot:


Believe me, they do. To impress

babe those are not guys, those are kids, fresh looking teenager or fresh in the19-21 range.... brag about yourself, so lame and vain but some girls fall for it so i guess the guys continue to do it

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Elinob(m): 7:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
no 5 is real
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Mcowubaba: 7:29pm On Dec 23, 2015
ivyT:
When will Seun do EndOfYearGiveaway 4 we nairalanders?diaris god oo...
Lol...linda ikeji see wetin u cause...

Seun d pay plenty people oo (all this mods wey d ban person, u tink say na free work dem dey do)
Forum nd blog is very different o..

Blog is very easy, cheap to run nd start-up...go try Forum naa ..

But that's BTW, Seun still give us sometin oo cheesy
Or lalasticlala, Mynd44 give us part of ur December Salary..we must get sometin

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by LastProphet: 7:31pm On Dec 23, 2015
this is one of the few sensible posts on nairaland nowadays, Seun should be paying people like this

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by MistarT(m): 7:32pm On Dec 23, 2015
Girls keep your region safe because once elasticity is exceeded, there is little or nothing the sons of men will enjoy, friction is needed no matter the size of the abunga.

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by tunesky2303(m): 7:44pm On Dec 23, 2015
you hit the nail bro....girls of nowadays ehn...#touge seal#

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Dindondin(m): 7:45pm On Dec 23, 2015
BaebieHot:

Ok
yes. you can lie. liest of the highest order!

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by solidman59(m): 7:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
Op one bottle of origin for you, 6,8 and 9 are so on point. Any correct guy wey never know them is a true LEARNER
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by chibuike65: 7:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
BaebieHot:
Wow num 2. Brag and you are gone like the wind. I find it quite immature
we call it ococobioko undecided
BaebieHot:
Wow num 2. Brag and you are gone like the wind. I find it quite immature
we call it ococobioko
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Nobody: 7:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
Dindondin:
yes.
you can lie.
liest of the highest order!


Ok
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by sweatlana: 7:55pm On Dec 23, 2015
saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o
Lol
its not that bad nau grin
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Tczar(m): 8:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
Op u know all ths lol
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by 99foxxy(f): 8:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o
looolz, guy ur wicked oh... E be like experience de ova do u...

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Rosejefrey(f): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2015
99% of nairaland guys re pained wen its comes to girls lssue.....
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by theimmortals(m): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2015
ERCROSS:
pls... don't cum here and say no sososo and no sososo are true oooo.... dat shiii spoilt my scroll up keypad
obviously, you have problem "memorizing" and that not any bodies fault. You can go ahead and damage your screen and find whom to blame for it.
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Jtmanager(m): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2015
Harbosede02:
Mtcheeew @ no 3

don't be silly u know this too is true
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by BISIXCLUSIVE: 8:19pm On Dec 23, 2015
saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o
grin grin grin grin grin I guess you are a victim bfor? end time guyz. SMH

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Tonymegabush1(m): 8:21pm On Dec 23, 2015
C as una don finish our ladies any way its tru chaii.... 9ja babes and dia ova sabi

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by chichriso: 8:22pm On Dec 23, 2015
ivyT:
When will Seun do EndOfYearGiveaway 4 we nairalanders?diaris god oo...


if you are waiting for seun giveaway if will be old on Nairaland

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Calebtope(m): 8:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o
Giggle
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by raymonwhizie(m): 8:35pm On Dec 23, 2015
Number 4 iz seriously disturbing my lyf....... I NEED HELP
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by permanentgrace(m): 8:43pm On Dec 23, 2015
misspicy:
11 is the real deal my brother,True Talk
even lalasticlala will agree coolcheesy
Is your sole aim on this forum to find a husband?

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Olasco93: 8:45pm On Dec 23, 2015
I was sent to a Hair Dressing Saloon yesterday and i just met all the Girls in there talking about Sambo Dazuki. One said: ''The man is very quiet and another said: The young Hausa man Handsome shaaa''
.
It was after i read OP No 6 that i got the understanding why they were Discussing about him passionately. Sometimes 'Owo ni koko!'

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Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by GreatManBee: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
hottest111:
1. A girl will make a guy chase her as long as she can't trust him.

2. Never brag in front of her. When you brag in her present, she'll think you are trying to impress her. instead let her brag n try to impress you.

3. Most naija guys are single while most girls are in relationship. This is funny but true, I have a friend who has about 7 girlfriends and these girls are all faithful to him. I'm sure you get my point.

4. Girls like funny guys but most funny guys get friend zoned, except for the smartass funny guys

5. Girls are different, you can't use the same tricks on different girls. Forget it, there re no particular steps in getting any girl. If there are steps to getting every girl, then every guy will not have problem getting a girl. Just know the type of woman you are dealing with then play along and learn from your mistakes.

6. Guess what ,,If you are rich, women will chase you. Anybody telling you that you don't need money to get a woman is a learner. Money is always involved in one way or the other.

7. As a guy,,, your look does not matter much.

8. Beautiful girls are easier to get than the average ones. Only experience guys knows what am talking about.

9. Girls love sex. Most nice guys think girls don't like sex... I'm laughing at those guys now.

10. Yes, bad guys and arrogant/proud guys always get the girls(especially girls with low self esteem). Confident and independent ladies will never fall for the bad guys.

BONUS----- 11. Most guys that re bashing women( especially guys with low self confidence) are really frustrated when it comes to dating
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by moder8: 8:54pm On Dec 23, 2015
Lol. I like dis one grin grin
Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by Nobody: 8:54pm On Dec 23, 2015
I recently discovered myself that girls like sex a lot, maybe even more than the average guy.

This girl told me i will run i thought she was only bragging, o boy. Only one day in my place i lost weight, all my body was aching me like i broke firewood, after i said i cant have sex anymore my joystick no gree leave her mouth again o embarassed. i have been drinking so much water since the day she left, almost 3 days now..... I have refused to pick her calls since then!!

My brothers be wary of those girls that look gentle o, they are very dangerous, plus if a girl is saying she will show you pepper in the bedroom, my brother run for your life because no be joke o, if not for extra strength i have na admission i for dey now o.

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